Meanwhile, on Mount Blawnox,
the statue of Donald
McDonald (Ronald’s evil twin)
was hoisted into place
, wielding his French Fry
and giving thumbs-up
to the Arby’s across
the de-militarized zone between
the Pizza Hut and
the nearby Kentucky Fried
Stoat.
Legend had it
that a one-eyed
man tried to shoot
the giant stoat figurine
that had been created
to honor the recently
late Colonel Harland D.
Luxury-Yacht, creator of Kentucky
Toxic Moonshine Tails Soap
and ice cream topping.