# Let's Trade Blows! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 4, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101 "2005-12-04T23:01:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/1 "2005-12-04T23:01:51Z")
Are you looking at my girlfriend? _Whack!_ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/2 "2005-12-05T01:01:11Z")
She’s my sister! My daughter! My sister! My daughter! ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/3 "2005-12-05T02:09:47Z")
Throws empty pint glass at **Eve**. C’mon, then - who wants some? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/4 "2005-12-05T02:12:39Z")
(Picks up chair, starts swinging wildly) Have at that, ye! ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/5 "2005-12-05T02:15:23Z")
Did we get mod approval for this? _swings mace over head_ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/6 "2005-12-05T02:24:09Z")
But I don’t want to trade mine. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/7 "2005-12-05T03:09:00Z")
Oh yeah? So’s your old man. _ **PUNCH.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/8 "2005-12-05T03:48:24Z")
Hey, **Dark Side Of The Floyd**! Your mother wears army boots! _Thunk!_ {headbutts **DSotF** , spots Anastasaeon hiding under the table} Aw heck, I can’t hit a girly. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/9 "2005-12-05T03:52:25Z")
Hey, **Dark Side Of The Floyd**! Yer mother eats old army boots! _Thunk!_ {headbutts **DSotF** , spots **Anastasaeon** hiding under the table} Aw heck, I can’t hit a girly. Hey **Anablep** - you got too many vowels in yer name! ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/10 "2005-12-05T04:08:43Z")
_Walks in_ \<.\< \>.\> _…walks out again_ ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/11 "2005-12-05T04:11:29Z")
Hurls barstool at retreating **Revenant Threshold** ’s back. _Crump!_ ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/12 "2005-12-05T04:28:41Z")
[unzips pants] OK, you first… 😃 or should it be… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/13 "2005-12-05T04:29:52Z")
I’m not gonna hit ya. I’m not gonna hit ya. The hell I’m not. SMACK! ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/14 "2005-12-05T04:37:22Z")
“Crump”? “CRUMP”? Why do **I** get the lame ass sound effect? _Thwack_ ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/15 "2005-12-05T04:47:20Z")
: Breaks out mirror and rolled dollar bill. : Oh! Er, oops. : Chucks the mirror at **RT** as he walks out. : ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/16 "2005-12-05T04:54:58Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > “Crump”? “CRUMP”? Why do **I** get the lame ass sound effect? _Thwack_ Sorry, I’ll throw another. _Ka-thoink!_ Ha! Got yer head! ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/17 "2005-12-05T04:56:29Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > Hey, **Dark Side Of The Floyd**! Yer mother eats old army boots! _Thunk!_ {headbutts **DSotF** , spots **Anastasaeon** hiding under the table} Aw heck, I can’t hit a girly. Hey **Anablep** - you got too many vowels in yer name! You sayin’ I’m not a girl?_ **SMASH.** _ ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/18 "2005-12-05T05:00:33Z")
Yes, it’s a good thing my head is made of rubber! (apperently) _is momentarily confused by what appears to be himself flying towar…oh wait, that’s a mirro-WHACK…_ …Oh, bloody hell. **Case** , would you might stepping over here a moment? _readies fist behind back_ ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/19 "2005-12-05T06:16:58Z")
{Advances warily towards **RT** with a roll of coins in his hand} Yes? ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101/20 "2005-12-05T06:19:23Z")
:: takes out axe and swings it wildly :: **Come get some, pretty-boy!** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-trade-blows/334101.md?page=2)