# Let's translate things into 12 year old AOLspeak! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040 "2003-09-26T20:18:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/1 "2003-09-26T20:18:59Z")
Yes, it’s another on-line translator! > [@](#): > > H3LO AND WALCOM3 2 TEH OFICIAL INT3RNET HOM3 OF CECIL ADMS WORLDS SMARTAST HUMAN BNG AND HIS FMOUS SYNDICAETD COLUMN DA STRAGEHT DOP3!1!!!11 OMG H3RE U WIL FIND AL MANER OF THNGS RELATNG 2 TEH COLUMN AND DA VAST STRAGEHT DOPE MADIA 3MPIER from [this link](http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html). Can we have some fun with this one? How about: > [@](#): > > TWAS DA NIGHT BFOR3 CHRISTMAS WHEN AL THROUGH TEH HOUS3 > NOT A CREATUR3 WAS STIRNG NOT 3VEN A MIC3 > DA S2KNGS WER3 HUNG BY DA CHIMNEY WIT CAER > IN HOPAS TAHT ST!!!1 LOL NICHOLAS SON WUD B THEYRE > TH3 CHILDREN WARE NESTLAD AL SNUG IN THERE BDS > WHIEL VISIONS OF SUGAR-PLUMS DANCAD IN THEYRE HEADS > AND MMMA IN HER KERCHEIF AND I IN MAH CAP > HAD JUST SETLED DOWN FOR A LONG WINT3RS NAP Maybe some great literature? Or song lyrics? ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/2 "2003-09-26T20:42:11Z")
Oh come on, everyone knows human ingenuinity and idiocy can not be reproduced accurately, it takes years of practice of lack of practice to represent the utter beauty of grammar destruction. “LOLL OMG mIT WAS LIKE THIS NEGHT B4 CsHRImAsd ANN THE HOUSE WS LKE KALL QUEETI” -exerpt. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/3 "2003-09-26T21:50:34Z")
HAEVNT WE SEN THIS BFOR3?!!?? OMG ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/4 "2003-09-26T21:54:51Z")
No matter what the generation, kids can always find a new way to annoy the heck out of adults. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/5 "2003-09-26T21:58:59Z")
L3TZ KN0T. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/6 "2003-09-26T22:15:38Z")
Wait, is this AOLspeak (which looks like l33t to me) from 1991, or the way 12 year-olds talk on AOL? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/7 "2003-09-26T22:24:27Z")
[JEF K IS VARY PROUD OF U!!1!!1!1](http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/) ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/8 "2003-09-26T23:10:33Z")
THEY DONT CAL IT MUNDAEN FOR NOTHNG!!! OMG H3H111! WTF ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/9 "2003-09-26T23:50:14Z")
FOUR SCOR3 AND SAVEN Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCEIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CR3AETD 3QUAL!111 OMG LOL ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/10 "2003-09-26T23:55:16Z")
OMG LOLLRSKATES!!!111 IM’ IN UR BA$3 KILLNIG ALL UR d00d$!!!1 ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/11 "2003-09-27T02:14:55Z")
1!111!1 OMG LOL EVARY OBJECT IN A STAET OF UNIFORM MOTION TANDS 2 REMANE IN TAHT STAET OF MOTION UNLES AN EXT3RNAL FORCE IS APLEID 2 IT!!!1!1! OMG WTF 21!!111 OMG WTF TEH R3LATIONSHIP BTWEN AN OBJECTS MAS M ITS ACAL3RATION A AND TEH APLEID FORCA F IS F = MA11!!111 OMG LOL ACELERATION AND FORC3 R VEC2RS (AS INDICAETD BY THERE SYMBOLS BNG DISPLAEYD IN SLANT BOLD FONT) IN THIS LAW TEH DIERCTION OF DA FORC3 VAC2R IS TEH SMA AS DA DIERCTION OF DA ACELARATION V3C2R!!!1 OMG 3!1!11!1! OMG FOR EVERY ACTION THEIR IS AN AQUAL AND OPOSIET R3ACTION1111!!! WTF LOL ---
**Author:** ![Palewriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@Palewriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palewriter)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/12 "2003-09-27T04:15:48Z")
Thank God. I don’t know any 12 year olds, I never met a 12 year old, I hate 12 year olds. N WTF BE AOL? OMG. ROFLMAO. Do these creatures speak? - PW ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/13 "2003-09-27T07:07:08Z")
k ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/14 "2003-09-27T09:19:09Z")
12 YEAR OLD!!! OMG WTF LOL DUDE I KNOW 18 YAAR OLDS WHO SPAAK LIEK THIS!!!11!! WTF God, that was embarrassing. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/15 "2003-09-27T10:53:39Z")
Online translators always lose a lot of the meaning, narrowing the information chanel. This is strangely appropriate 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/16 "2003-09-27T11:11:08Z")
W3 HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOW3D BY THERE CREA2R WIT C3RTANE UNALEINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!!! OMG LOL ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/17 "2003-09-27T22:25:00Z")
GREAT SPIRITS HAEV ALWAYS FOUND VIOLENT OPOSITION FROM MADIOCRITEIS1!11 OMG WTF LOL DA LAT3R CANOT UNDERSTAND IT WHEN A MAN DO3S NOT THOUGHTLASLY SUBMIT 2 HEREDITARY PRAJUDIECS BUT HONASTLY AND COURAEGOUSLY USES HIS INTELIEGNC3 ALBRT!1!1!11 LOL AINSTEIN ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/18 "2003-09-27T23:37:12Z")
Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote \_\_The droghte of March hath perced to the roote WHAN TAHT APRIL WIT HIS SHOURAS SOTE DA DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH PERC3D 2 TEH ROTA ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/19 "2003-09-27T23:59:15Z")
RICO M3MBR REGISTERED MAR 199 LOCATION 3L LAY SE YAY POSTS 124 LETS TRANSLAET THNGS IN2 12 YAAR OLD AOLSPEAK11!11!1 LOL YES ITS ANOTHAR ON-LIEN TRANSLA2R ## QUOTA ## H3LO11!1! OMG AND WALCOM3 2 TEH OFICIAL INT3RNET HOM3 OF C3CIL ADMS WORLDS SMARTAST HUMAN BNG AND HIS FMOUS SYNDICAETD COLUMN DA STRAEGHT DOP31!!1!111 OMG WTF LOL OMG H3RE U WIL FIND AL MAENR OF THNGS R3LATNG 2 TEH COLUMN AND DA VAST STRAEGHT DOPA MADIA 3MPEIR FROM THIS LINK ## CAN!1!11!1 WTF LOL WA HAEV SOM3 FUN WIT THIS ON3??? OMG WTF LOL HOW ABOUT QUOT3 ## TWAS DA NIGHT BFOR3 CHRISTMAS WHEN AL THROUGH TEH HOUS3 NOT A CR3ATUR3 WAS STIRNG NOT 3V3N A MIC3 DA S2KNGS WER3 HUNG BY DA CHIMNAY WIT CAER IN HOPAS TAHT ST!!1!11!!111!11!!1!!1!!11111111 WTF LOL LOL NICHOLAS SON WUD B THEYR3 TH3 CHILDRAN R N3STLAD AL SNUG IN THEYRE BDS WHEIL VISIONS OF SUGAR-PLUMS DANCAD IN THAYRA HAADS AND MMA IN HER K3RCH3IF AND I IN MAH CAP HAD JUST S3TL3D DOWN FOR A LONG WINT3RS NAP MAYB SOMA GREAT LIETRATURA!!! OMG WTF LOL OR SONG LYRICS RAPORT?!?!?? LOL THIS POST 2 A MOD3RA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0318 PM RYLE DUP MAMBR REGIST3RAD MAY 203 LOCATION SAN RAFAEL CA POSTS 242 O COME ON 3VERYONE KNOWS HUMAN NG3NUINITY AND IDIOCY CAN NOT B REPRODUCAD ACURAETLY IT TAEKS Y3ARS OF PRACTIEC OF LAK OF PRACTIEC 2 REPRES3NT DA UTAR BAUTY OF GRMMAR D3STRUCTION LOL1!!11 OMG WTF LOL OMG MIT WAS LIEK THIS NAGHT B4 CSHRIMASD AN DA HOUSE WS LKE KAL QUETI -EXARPT REPORT!!1!111 OMG LOL THIS POST 2 A MODARA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0342 PM J3F OLSAN M3MBR REGISTARAD MAR 199 LOCATION NORTHERN VIRGINIA USA POSTS 5857 HAEVNT W3 S3N THIS BFOR3!!!1!!11!11111??? OMG LOL OMG R3PORT THIS POST 2 A MODERA2R | IP LOG3D 09-26-203 0450 PM MR1!!1 OMG WTF BLUE SKY M3MBR REGISTARED MAY 199 LOCATION SAVANAH GA POSTS 5175 NO MATER WT GEN3RATION KIDS CAN ALWAYS FIND A NU WAY 2 ANOY TEH HAK OUT OF ADULTS REPORT!1!11 WTF THIS POST 2 A MOD3RA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0454 PM Z3NSTER MEMBR R3GIST3RAD JUN 200 LOCATION SILICON VAL3Y POSTS 866 LATS TRANSLAET THNGS IN2 12 YEAR OLD AOLSPAAK!!111!11 OMG WTF L3TZ KN0T REPORT1!!11 OMG WTF THIS POST 2 A MOD3RA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0458 PM ASTERION M3MBR RAGIST3R3D JUL 202 LOCATION CENTRAL PENSYLVANIA POSTS 1284 WATE IS THIS AOLSP3AK (WHICH LOKS LIEK L3T 2 M3) FROM 191 OR DA WAY 12 YEAR-OLDS TOK ON AOL R3PORT??? OMG WTF LOL THIS POST 2 A MODERA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0515 PM MOUTHBRAATHER MAMBR R3GISTER3D OCT 199 LOCATION ATLANTA POSTS 4235 JEF K IS VARY PROUD OF U!1!11 R3PORT1111!111!1! OMG WTF LOL THIS POST 2 A MODARA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0524 PM GADFLY M3MBR REGIST3RAD AUG 203 LOCATION POSTS 353 TH3Y DONT CAL IT MUNDAEN FOR NOTHNG!!!1!!!11!1!11111!!1!111!1!1!1!! WTF LOL OMG H3H11111!!1! OMG WTF WTF REPORT THIS POST 2 A MODARA2R | IP LOGAD 09-26-203 0610 PM STERNVOGEL MEMBR R3GISTERED SEP 202 LOCATION LAFAEYTE IN POSTS 596 RE LETS TRANSLAET THNGS IN2 12 Y3AR OLD AOLSPAAK11!11! FOUR SCOR3 AND SAEVN Y3ARS AGO OUR FATH3RS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTEINT A NU NATION CONCEEIVD IN LEIBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MAN R CR3AATD 3QUAL11!1!! LOL OMG LOL REPORT THIS POST 2 A MODERA2R | IP LOGAD 09-26-203 0650 PM 5-HT MEMBR REGISTER3D JUN 201 LOCATION 10 MIEL POSTS 1021 OMG LOLRSKAETS!!!11 IM!!!11!1!!!1!!!11!!!11!11!11!11!1!!1!!!1!1!11!1!!!1!1!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL IN UR BA$3 KILNIG AL UR D0D$!!!1 R3PORT1!!!111!!11!1111!!11!1!!1111111 WTF THIS POST 2 A MODERA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 065 PM LISA-GO-BLIND M3MBR R3GISTERED F3B 203 LOCATION MAH LITL3 UND3RGROUND POSTS 613 1111111!11! OMG OMG LOL 3VARY OBJ3CT IN A STAET OF UNIFORM MOTION TANDS 2 REMAEN IN TAHT STAET OF MOTION UNL3S AN 3XT3RNAL FORCE IS APLEID 2 IT!11!!!111111!!1!!11! OMG LOL OMG WTF 21!111!1!!11!11!!111 OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF TAH R3LATIONSHIP BTWAN AN OBJECTS MAS M ITS ACAL3RATION A AND TEH APLAID FORCA F IS F = MA1!11!11111111111!1 OMG OMG LOL AECLARATION AND FORC3 R VEC2RS (AS INDICAATD BY THEIR SYMBOLS BNG DISPLA3YD IN SLANT BOLD FONT) IN THIS LAW TEH DEIRCTION OF DA FORC3 VAC2R IS T3H SMA AS DA DEIRCTION OF DA AECLARATION V3C2R!1!!1!111!!!1!! WTF OMG 3111!!1!! OMG WTF LOL OMG FOR EV3RY ACTION THERE IS AN AQUAL AND OPOSEIT R3ACTION11!!11111111!!!11!11!!! OMG WTF WTF LOL * * * AND DONT DA KIDS JUST LOV3 IT RAPORT111111!1 WTF THIS POST 2 A MODARA2R | IP LOGED 09-26-203 0914 PM PAELWRIETR M3MBR RAGIST3R3D AUG 203 LOCATION TEXAS POSTS 68 THANK GOD!!!1!!11 I DONT KNOW ANY 12 Y3AR OLDS I N3VAR MET A 12 Y3AR OLD I HAET 12 Y3AR OLDS!1!1!!1 LOL N WTF B AOL?!!?! OMG!!1!!!1 LOL ROFLMAO DO!111 WTF THESA CR3ATURES SPAAK -?!?!!???! LOL PW REPORT THIS POST 2 A MODARA2R | IP LOGAD 09-26-203 115 PM CW8RBAK MAMBR REGIST3RED JUL 203 LOCATION GOMORAH POSTS 784 K R3PORT THIS POST 2 A MODERA2R | IP LOGED 09-27-203 0207 M GREN\_BLADAR M3MBR R3GIST3R3D JUL 202 LOCATION POSTS 1593 12 YEAR OLD!!!1!!!1111!1!!!1111!1!111! OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL DUDE I KNOW 18 YAR OLDS WHO SPAK LEIK THIS!1!1!1!1111!!1!!1!1! WTF WTF GOD TAHT WAS 3MBARASNG R3PORT!!111 OMG WTF LOL THIS POST 2 A MOD3RA2R | IP LOGED 09-27-203 0419 M SHAED MEMBR REGISTARED OCT 201 LOCATION CMBRIDGA1!!1!!! WTF LOL NO DA UK ONE POSTS 1716 ONLIEN TRANSLA2RS ALWAYS LOSA A LOT OF TEH M3ANNG NAROWNG TEH INFORMATION CHAENL1!!!11 OMG LOL THIS IS STRANG3LY APROPRIAET REPORT THIS POST 2 A MODERA2R | IP LOGAD 09-27-203 0553 M JIM M3MBR RAGIST3RAD JUL 201 LOCATION ENGLISHMAN IN IERLAND POSTS 7548 W3 HOLD THES3 TRUTHS 2 B S3LF-3VEIDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAETD 3QUAL TAHT THEY R 3NDOW3D BY THEYRE CREA2R WIT C3RTAEN UNAELINABLA RIGHTS TAHT MONG THES3 R LEIF LEIBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPEINS!!11!1!1!!1!!!1!!!1!1!1!11!1!1! OMG WTF LOL OMG LOL REPORT THIS POST 2 A MOD3RA2R | IP LOGED 09-27-203 061 M ABYSTHRNACANT M3MBR RAGISTARED MAY 201 LOCATION USA POSTS!!!1 OMG WTF 238 GRAAT SPIRITS HAEV ALWAYS FOUND VIOLANT OPOSITION FROM MADIOCRIETIS11!11!11! OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL DA LAT3R CANOT UNDERSTAND IT WH3N A MAN DO3S NOT THOUGHTLASLY SUBMIT 2 H3RADITARY PRAJUDEICS BUT HONASTLY AND COURAAGOUSLY USES HIS INT3LEIGNC3 ALBRT11111!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL LOL ANESTEIN R3PORT THIS POST 2 A MODARA2R | IP LOG3D 09-27-203 0525 PM 5 TIEM CHMP MAMBR R3GIST3R3D OCT 201 LOCATION UP AND IN LOW AND AWAY POSTS 635 WHAN TAHT APRIL WIT HIS SHOURES TEH DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH P3RCED 2 TEH ROTE WHAN TAHT APRIL WIT HIS SHOURAS SOT3 DA DROGHT3 OF MARCH HATH PERC3D 2 TAH ROTA ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040/20 "2003-09-28T01:33:27Z")
I’d like to take a moment and quote Dickens… > [@](#): > > IT WAS TEH BST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH WORST OF TIEMS IT WAS TEH AEG OF WISDOM IT WAS DA AEG OF FOLISHNAS IT WAS TEH EPOCH OF BLEIF IT WAS DA APOCH OF INCRADULITY IT WAS DA SEASON OF LIGHT IT WAS DA SEASON OF DARKNES IT WAS DA SPRNG OF HOPA IT WAS TEH WINTER OF DASPARE WE HAD EVERYTHNG BFORE US W3 HAD NOTHNG BFOR3 US WA WERA AL GONG DIERCT 2 HEAEVN WE WERA AL GONG DIERCT DA OTHER WAY- IN SHORT DA PERIOD WAS SO FAR LIEK TEH PR3SENT PARIOD TAHT SOME OF ITS NOISEIST AUTHORITEIS INSISTED ON ITS BNG RECEIEVD FOR GOD OR FOR EVIL IN DA SUPERLATIEV DEGRE OF COMPARISON ONLY111! LOL [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-translate-things-into-12-year-old-aolspeak/204040.md?page=2)