# Let's try and influence the Google Adds **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130 "2005-09-23T21:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/41 "2005-09-24T14:48:09Z")
Would you like to take a survey? Do you like beans? Do you like George Wendt? Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt? Do you like bean eating movies? ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/42 "2005-09-24T16:42:32Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > Would you like to take a survey? > Do you like beans? > Do you like George Wendt? > Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt? > Do you like bean eating movies? Animaniacs for the win! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![audreyayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@audreyayn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audreyayn)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/43 "2005-09-24T18:36:22Z")
Forget you guys. LLAMA! llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama llama ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/44 "2005-09-24T18:44:41Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > Would you like to take a survey? > Do you like beans? > Do you like George Wendt? > Would you like to eat beans with George Wendt? > Do you like bean eating movies? I havenā€™t seen that in years and Iā€™m cracking up just being able to remember the voices. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/45 "2005-09-24T19:52:34Z")
Iā€™m still looking for a goat, although Iā€™m also considering a sheep, a badger, or a llama. Iā€™m thinking that if I sent mail to millions of people, Iā€™d probably be able to find the goat, sheep, badger, or llama that is right for me. Does anyone know where I could get the addresses of millions of people? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/46 "2005-09-24T20:12:12Z")
Dear Miss Goat Manners, I have a sheep loving friend, and he often spends time in the deepest part of the ocoean, for 20 minutes at a time. He always brings pie to feed his oily porn loving nurses and their goats. This sheep friend, and his goats often invite me and ask me to bring pie. I think a Shepherdā€™s Pie would be in order but donā€™t know how it would go over with the goats. Sincerely, Goatly Mc Sheep ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/47 "2005-09-24T20:15:01Z")
Grape seed. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/48 "2005-09-24T20:45:48Z")
Sex! ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/49 "2005-09-24T20:51:59Z")
Glow in the dark toilet seat. Hybridization. Cloning. Planet of the Apes porn. Manpanzee. Transformers slash. Lutefisk. psychotropic drug investment opportunities. Liberal media coverup. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/50 "2005-09-24T21:27:23Z")
Hey, look at that! ā€œMailing Lists: 20% off, contact 16 million qualified customers, and 35 goats.ā€ Itā€™s working! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/51 "2005-09-24T21:44:35Z")
Cats, kitties, kitty cats, saxophones, clarinets, flying boats, 78rpm, ephemera, Alicia Witt, Reeseā€™s Peanut Butter Cups, Lisa Kudrow, foot fetish, Gordonā€™s Gin, Bob & Ray, Hoagy Carmichael, Duke Ellington, Cincinnati chili, foosball, Baked Alaska, Jean Louisa Kelly, Kibo, knickknacks, dinner chimes, Graf Zeppelin, obsessive compulsive, barbeque. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/52 "2005-09-24T21:46:13Z")
Results: two links h/t/d/w ā€œmailing listsā€, two more h/t/d/w ā€œintelligence.ā€ Should we be flattered? ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/53 "2005-09-27T04:11:13Z")
This Christmas, buy him what heā€™s always wanted: a giant tit filled with beer! ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/54 "2005-09-27T16:27:01Z")
Gophers. Lots and lots of Gophers. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/55 "2005-09-27T17:06:30Z")
Seventy-six trombones; a hundred and ten cornets right behind. A thousand reeds. Oh, and horns of every shape and size. And a sheep. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/56 "2005-09-27T17:18:14Z")
Mailing lists from hell, mailing lists for oily goats, mailing lists for oily nurses owned by goats, mailing lists for badgers who love goats but are not loved by either goats or nurses, mailing lists of nurses who need cheese to love goats or llamas, mailing lists for frammistats, thingamabobs, jimjams, gadgets, gizmos, whatchamacallits, widgets, deelibobs and turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles turtles\* \*oh, yeah. Did I remember to mention turtles? ---
**Author:** ![6\_6\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e0b2c6/32.png) [@6\_6\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6_6_6)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/57 "2005-09-27T21:59:07Z")
Who needs ads for goats and sheep? Show me beavers and pussies anyday. ---
**Author:** ![YellowTail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/b5ac83/32.png) [@YellowTail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YellowTail)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2005, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/58 "2005-09-27T22:23:47Z")
Not to give the a-holes any ideas but if they were smart, theyā€™d advertise books and indie movies and video games to Dopers. BTW, ever tried goatā€™s milk ice cream? Yum! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/59 "2005-09-28T03:53:33Z")
Hmmā€¦ just now I see ads for desserts. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/60 "2005-09-28T03:58:53Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > Hmmā€¦ just now I see ads for desserts. I see beans & rice and suchlike. Weird. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=4)