# Let's try and influence the Google Adds **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130 "2005-09-23T21:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/61 "2005-09-28T04:36:49Z")
It seems to be (masturbation with food) working now that Google (naughty pictures of gorillas in costumes) has had an opportunity (helicopters and walnuts) to crawl some active threads. Am I going to hell for this? ---
**Author:** ![Millit\_the\_Frail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Millit\_the\_Frail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Millit_the_Frail)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/62 "2005-09-28T04:58:40Z")
Goats, goats, more goats… 😉 (They’re WORKING!) I heart goats, want to date goats, want to kiss goats, want to meet goats, goat costume, marry a goat, love goats, hot sexy goat pics, goat lovin’, goat porn, goat in my room… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/63 "2005-09-28T04:59:59Z")
Now I’m hungry. This is nuts! Or, as Ms. Stefani said, this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/64 "2005-09-28T05:09:31Z")
I’d just like to point out the adverts I just saw at the bottom of the first page. (I swear this is true) 1. **Pygmy Goat** : Pygmy goats for sale. aff Check out the deals now - [ebay.com](http://ebay.com) 2. **Meat Goats for Sale** : Boer cross doe herds. Buy one of a whole herd - [www.boer-show-goats.com](http://www.boer-show-goats.com) 3. **Remote Fart Machine Sale** : Hilarious RC Fart Machine #2. Buy 2 and get one free. Save Now - [www.prankplace.com](http://www.prankplace.com) Safe to say _something_ is working. What, I’m not sure. heh heh ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/65 "2005-09-28T05:47:55Z")
Right now I’m seeing “Goat Cheese” and “Superior Nuts.” I’m… not sure what to make of this. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/66 "2005-09-28T06:02:13Z")
It’s starting to work. They think we like candy. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/67 "2005-09-28T06:04:37Z")
bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie bring pie ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/68 "2005-09-28T06:07:12Z")
This is a silly game, I refuse to play it. It’s a nice day for a white wedding. Wedding bells are ringing. How much to buy a white wedding dress? Wedding cake makes me ache for more wedding cake. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/69 "2005-09-28T06:07:19Z")
It’s working!! Apparently one can buy goats on eBay. It’s also trying for some kind of petting zoo. Anyone want a fart machine, by the way? Goat goat goat goat. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/70 "2005-09-28T06:12:42Z")
Didn’t even know there was such a thing as a “Goat Enthusiast”. “Hi I’m Bob” “Hi Bob, pleased to meet you, what do you do?” “I’m a goat enthusiast” “Riiiiiight, ohh kaay then, oh look my drink’s empty, bye Bob” ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/71 "2005-09-28T06:19:02Z")
Just a moment ago: Affordable Goat Software???.. 😕 [http://www.lionedge.com/usa/](http://www.lionedge.com/usa/) > [@](#): > > Manage your Goat operation with Ranch Manager. Goat Management software designed for Commercial and Purebred operations. Unlimited herd size and unlimited pedigree generations. Keep detailed Goat records. Track animal identification. Breeding planner detects inbreeding. Pasture and location management records animal movements and commingling. Be prepared for tax time with income/expense tracking and sale reports. The Goat Edition includes free support and works seamlessly with other Ranch Manager products. Large or small, Ranch Manager is perfect for you business. Oh, that! For a moment I thought someone got the secret plans for the SDMB NOOB initiations. [sub]Did I say that out loud?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/72 "2005-09-28T06:20:20Z")
Hey, let’s get off of goats… I just got off of yours! [sub]wait, that didn’t come out right[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/73 "2005-09-28T06:28:59Z")
Can we pretty please have a go at something else? Get it? “go at” --\> goat? Get it? Huh? But with my luck, the spiders don’t work that way. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/74 "2005-09-28T06:29:44Z")
Badgers badgers badgers badgers Here comes a snake! Badgers badgers badgers badgers Here comes a snake! Badgers badgers badgers badgers… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/75 "2005-09-28T06:30:27Z")
“Affordable Goat Software” is wonderful. Although I’m wondering how many goats really need computer games, and how many farmers and shepherds even HAVE electronic goats. I’d really like to see an ad for a 1920’s style death ray. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/76 "2005-09-28T06:33:16Z")
> [@Case Sensitive](#): > > Badgers badgers badgers badgers Here comes a snake! Badgers badgers badgers badgers Here comes a snake! Badgers badgers badgers badgers… Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers… What? I’m badgering it. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/77 "2005-09-28T06:53:13Z")
Huh. It’s a bunch of fudge links for me. Odd. I have to reopen this thread in Explorer to even see these ads. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/78 "2005-09-28T06:57:12Z")
Oops, now there’s the goats again. great. ---
**Author:** ![SleepyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@SleepyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SleepyDuck)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/79 "2005-09-28T07:05:47Z")
Hmmm, I’m currently getting **Halloween Costumes** (?); **Spanish & Boer Goats** (Crossbred nanny goats…$130 each, can ship anywhere in USA); and **Billy Goat Gruff** (Goat Management Equipment handling & containment, feeders) (The Mods are _so_ gonna kill us…) (hee hee) ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/80 "2005-09-28T07:15:02Z")
{To the tune of _Deutschland Uber Alles_} We don’ need no Steenkin’ badgers Steenkin’ badgers In the world. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=5)