# Let's try and influence the Google Adds **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130 "2005-09-23T21:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/101 "2005-09-28T16:02:47Z")
Wooo hooo a goat add Spanish & Boer Goats Crossbred nanny goats. 5000+ Avail nanny goats $130 each, can ship [www.atexboers.com](http://www.atexboers.com) And what a cute little beuty we have on the first page. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/102 "2005-09-28T16:11:38Z")
> [@magpye](#): > > Why pigs? Why pigs? Why pigs? Why pigs? Why not pigs? Why not pigs? With one word, I managed to turn the Google ads on one thread into something resembling Torah study. I’ll make a bet that that “Kosher” is stronger than “pigs.” Kosher kashrut bagels matzoh gefilte fish rabbis yiddish hebrew deli. Let’s see what happens. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/103 "2005-09-28T16:14:56Z")
Damn. It changed for a second, but now it’s back to goat ads Oy vey. Are goats Kosher? What if their meat is on a bagel? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/104 "2005-09-28T16:15:18Z")
Sheep/Goat slaughterlines Used and new sheep and goat slaughterlines in all sizes. [www.JohnvanderZanden.com](http://www.JohnvanderZanden.com) Superior Nut Company, Inc New England’s most reliable source of Peanut Butter topping since 1929 [www.superiornutstore.com](http://www.superiornutstore.com) Dairy Goats Quality new and used items. Find dairy goats now! [www.ebay.com](http://www.ebay.com) Mission Complete! ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/105 "2005-09-28T16:17:57Z")
> [@E-Sabbath](#): > > Used and new sheep I love taking ads out of context. Challah, Bagels and Lox, Gefilte Fish, Matzah Ball Soup, Knishes, Blintzes, Cholent, Holishkes, Tzimmes, Kugel. Just for fun, I’ll add irritating rectal itch. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/106 "2005-09-28T16:22:31Z")
Okay … looks like goats \> kosher. Let’s try … llamas! Kosher llamas, certified by Peruvian rabbis who have irritating rectal itch. ---
**Author:** ![magpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/22d042/32.png) [@magpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magpye)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/107 "2005-09-28T16:29:42Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > With one word, I managed to turn the Google ads on one thread into something resembling Torah study. I’ll make a bet that that “Kosher” is stronger than “pigs.” > > Kosher kashrut bagels matzoh gefilte fish rabbis yiddish hebrew deli. > > Let’s see what happens. Let’s mix 'em and see what happens… :eek: pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher pigs kosher :eek: ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/108 "2005-09-28T16:41:00Z")
Kosher challah llama here a llama there a llama 7WD kosher kosher duck. Funny shrimp tasty shrimp llama llama duck. Spam! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/109 "2005-09-28T16:54:49Z")
Pchah! You all need your goats to go on a diet! Who wants a fat goat, fat goat, fat fat goat? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/110 "2005-09-28T16:55:02Z")
New (at least for me) on page 1 Remote Fart Machine Sale Hilarious RC Fart Machine # 2. Buy 2 and get one free. Save Now. Now that is Dope specific advertising 🙂 So we learnt that the adds are page specific not thread specific from this little game. Halal pigs and kosher pigs for sale with extra bagels and bacon. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/111 "2005-09-28T16:57:51Z")
Fat kosher pigs for the low-carb diet! Diet! Diet! ---
**Author:** ![6\_6\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e0b2c6/32.png) [@6\_6\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6_6_6)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/112 "2005-09-28T17:22:25Z")
3 goat-related ads and one for **Hunt Huge Kodiak Bears**. How did that slip in? ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/113 "2005-09-28T17:24:47Z")
Pork. French pork. German horses. Diets. Kosher friends. Mice. Mouse. Soap operas. British television. Heart attacks. (This free association thing is fun…) E. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/114 "2005-09-28T17:26:24Z")
cholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatin ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/115 "2005-09-28T17:30:53Z")
hmm, this might actually be frelling fun, lets see what happens when i use “nonsense workds” to influence the ads… frell, frell, frell, frelling, frak, frakking, hezmana, mivonks, drad, arn, fellip nectar, scarrans, sebeceans, nebari, Peaceceepers Chiana, chiana, chiana, chiana, Aeryn, Aeryn, Aeryn ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/116 "2005-09-28T17:35:20Z")
bugger, looks like it defaults to \ when it gets confused i mean it should be _clear_ to everyone i was talking about Farscape and Battlestar Galactica… and not goats, most emphatically i was _not_ talking about goats, or sheep for that matter… ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/117 "2005-09-28T17:36:29Z")
Drugs! No prescription! Kosher diet drugs! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/118 "2005-09-28T17:38:21Z")
We broke it! ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/119 "2005-09-28T17:39:01Z")
Kosher bacon, dehydrated water, pasta and antipasta ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/120 "2005-09-28T17:41:33Z")
heh, Jsgoddess, looks like we Dopers are too smart for the google ads, we can confuse them without even trying MacTech, Confuser Of Google Adwords Honey Roasted Shrubbery, anyone? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=7)