# Let's try and influence the Google Adds **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 23, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130 "2005-09-23T21:51:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/121 "2005-09-28T17:45:26Z")
Goat felching. Horse felching. Cow felching. Squirrel felching. Hamster felching. Dingo felching. Ibex felching. Platypus felching. Giant squid felching. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/122 "2005-09-28T17:46:34Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > heh, Jsgoddess, looks like we Dopers are too smart for the google ads, we can confuse them without even trying It was your frelling that did it! _shakes fist_ But I (Atkins) have the (Atkins) solution (Atkins) (Atkins). ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/123 "2005-09-28T17:48:28Z")
Hmm. No products for all the aardvark felchers out there… ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/124 "2005-09-28T17:59:25Z")
All I see is goat ads. Where might I find a weasel, a badger, or a stoat? ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/125 "2005-09-28T18:15:26Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > It was your frelling that did it! _shakes fist_ > > But I (Atkins) have the (Atkins) solution (Atkins) (Atkins). you have a frelling problem with my frelling language, frellnik? 😉 i don’t see what the hezmana the problem is, i’ve talked this way for many arns, cycles even, maybe the adwords need a dose of Translator Microbes… if we let the adwords censor our language, then the Charrids win… ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/126 "2005-09-28T18:18:35Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > All I see is goat ads. Where might I find a weasel, a badger, or a stoat? Why the hell are you people ignoring the gophers? hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell **Boobies!** gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher hell gopher ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/127 "2005-09-28T18:18:46Z")
Well, I’ve learned something. I had no idea there was a demand for kosher buffalo or bison. What about kosher badger? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/128 "2005-09-28T18:20:24Z")
cholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatincholesterol lipids hdl ldl triglycerides statin heart disease atherosclerosis atorvastatin, Lipitor, fluvastatin (Lescol®), lovastatin, Mevacor®, Altocor®, pravastatin (Pravachol®, Selektine®, Lipostat®), rosuvastatin (Crestor®) , simvastatin (Zocor®, Lipex®), cerivastatin ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/129 "2005-09-28T18:24:27Z")
Your statins cannot overcome the Kosher headlock, peon! ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/130 "2005-09-28T18:26:52Z")
Nothing but ticket broker. Let’s play with ASCII art! Kosher: 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD 7WD \0/ ^0^ 0- 0 | | |- /| / \ /\ /\ /\ I said, young man… there’s no need to feel down… ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/131 "2005-09-28T18:56:09Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > hmm, this might actually be frelling fun, lets see what happens when i use “nonsense workds” to influence the ads… > > frell, frell, frell, frelling, frak, frakking, hezmana, mivonks, drad, arn, fellip nectar, scarrans, sebeceans, nebari, Peaceceepers > > Chiana, chiana, chiana, chiana, Aeryn, Aeryn, Aeryn D’Argo, John, Scorpius, Hynerian, Spanky, Sparky, Buckwheat, Little Buddy, Zhaan, Moya, Pilot, leviathan, gammack base, Pip, Luxan, Aurora Chair, Gelina. (I’ve watched too much Farscape recently, too). E. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/132 "2005-09-28T18:56:37Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Your statins cannot overcome the Kosher headlock, peon! 'Tis right! Zev vould be so proud, _nu?]_ \* Kashrut is the body of Jewish law dealing with what foods we can and cannot eat and how those foods must be prepared and eaten. “Kashrut” comes from the Hebrew root Kaf-Shin-Resh, meaning fit, proper or correct. It is the same root as the more commonly known word “kosher,” which describes food that meets these standards. The word “kosher” can also be used, and often is used, to describe ritual objects that are made in accordance with Jewish law and are fit for ritual use. Contrary to popular misconception, rabbis or other religious officials do not “bless” food to make it kosher. There are blessings that observant Jews recite over food before eating it, but these blessings have nothing to do with making the food kosher. Food can be kosher without a rabbi or priest ever becoming involved with it: the vegetables from your garden are undoubtedly kosher (as long as they don’t have any bugs, which are not kosher!). However, in our modern world of processed foods, it is difficult to know what ingredients are in your food and how they were processed, so it is helpful to have a rabbi examine the food and its processing and assure kosher consumers that the food is kosher. This certification process is discussed below. There is no such thing as “kosher-style” food. Kosher is not a style of cooking. Chinese food can be kosher if it is prepared in accordance with Jewish law, and there are many fine kosher Chinese restaurants in Philadelphia and New York. Traditional Ashkenazic Jewish foods like knishes, bagels, blintzes, and matzah ball soup can all be non-kosher if not prepared in accordance with Jewish law. When a restaurant calls itself “kosher-style,” it usually means that the restaurant serves these traditional Jewish foods, and it almost invariably means that the food is not actually kosher. Food that is not kosher is commonly referred to as treyf (lit. torn, from the commandment not to eat animals that have been torn by other animals). \* ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/133 "2005-09-28T19:03:28Z")
They must really be the chosen people: **Kosher Gift Baskets Kosher Super Store & More Kosher Gift Baskets** I am still not giving up on my gophers, though. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/134 "2005-09-28T19:23:20Z")
Nazi gophers? Seig gopher hail gopher. Gobbels like a turkey. Himmler was simmler, and Goering has no balls at all. Canaris and Rommel, honorable men like Brutus. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/135 "2005-09-28T19:36:52Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > I was peeved about the ailing-may ist-lay ads. Now I’ve got three goat-related ads, and that makes me happy. > Unethical ads that Dopers will never click on: ☹ > Ads that amuse me: 🙂 > > C’mon Google. Surely you got some ads for badgers. I did a quick Google search on “badger.” In addition to an ad for badger adoption, there seems to be a brand of radio-something called Badger. ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/136 "2005-09-28T19:47:20Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > In case I wasn’t heard the first time: > > **Au naturel, bald, bare, bared, disrobed, exposed, hn dishabille, leafless, naked, natural, nude, open, stark-naked, starkers, stripped, unclad, unclothed, unconcealed, uncovered, undraped, undressed, and unveiled.** You forgot skyclad. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/137 "2005-09-28T19:48:42Z")
Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming Amore • Beyond Seven • Caution Wear • Contempo • Crown • Durex • Fantasy • Female • Hot Rod • Impulse • Inspiral • Kimono • LifeStyles • Lixx Dental Dams • NuraLamb • Night Light • Okamoto • Pleasure Plus • PR Vibrating • Rough Rider • Sagami • Trojan • Trustex • Vivid • Climax Control • Colored • Dental Dams • Dual Pleasure • Extra Lube • Extra Strength • Female Condom • Flavored Condoms • Glow in the Dark • Lamb Skin • Non-Latex • Non-Lubricated • Sampler Packs • Sensitive • Spermicide • Textured • Vibrating • Warming ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/138 "2005-09-28T19:59:56Z")
Kosher still in the lead… ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/139 "2005-09-28T20:16:52Z")
Over in the other MPSIMS thread (locked) about influencing the Google ads, the next-to-last post mentioned pan-fried semen, and the Google ads are for spices, seasonings, and cooking stuff. pan-fried semen Skip Magic is threatening to close this thread as well. pan-fried semen ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130/140 "2005-09-28T20:16:55Z")
> [@5que](#): > > Kosher still in the lead… I think once you klick on one you keep getting it again and again, coz all I see are goat adverts! Naturist beaches in California with skyclad pagan meetings and nude oily nurses. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-and-influence-the-google-adds/323130.md?page=8)