# Let's try something different..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774 "2001-09-25T20:12:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/41 "2001-09-25T22:38:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\* > **Arden Ranger** : There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been covered by all of the OTHER people who are tired of you constantly sticking your prying nose where it doesn’t belong. I didn’t even want to think about you long enough to make an entry, but good form required it - damn your eyes. > \*\* _yawn_ ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/42 "2001-09-25T22:44:54Z")
Pfft. Y’all smell like wee. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/43 "2001-09-25T22:47:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Francesca: A pox on you forever. I named my daughter Francesca…and now every time I see it I’ll have to picture your vile, malicious, humorless face. My contempt for you is rivalled only by my utter loathing of your parents for having spawned you. And you with your _hats_ and your cam on 24 hours a day just so you can tell us all about the nine whole people willing to watch your head move because you’re _just so gorgeous_. You don’t fool me for a second with your I-don’t-care-what-people-think-of-me schtick. You cry at nights don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/44 "2001-09-25T22:52:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\ ***Nymysys** : You are I are going to have words. In chat, you never have ANYTHING nice to say about ANYONE…I swear, you only go in there to find someone to antagonize until either **they** leave or **you** get bored. I wasn’t gonna say anything to you, but this is just the last straw. > \*\* I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to…You. Evil. BITCH! \ ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/45 "2001-09-25T22:58:35Z")
Oh god how I hate you all. ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/46 "2001-09-25T23:00:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > \*\*Pfft. Y’all smell like wee. \*\* **Rasa** just how do you smell like someone small in stature. I think your reply was very inappropriate. You need to become more PC. This insulting of posters based on their appearance has got to stop! You need to start insulting posters based on perceived insults. Get with the program! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/47 "2001-09-25T23:02:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > **Silver Fire** : You fucking attention-whore. I mean, why don’t you just hold a neon sign over your head saying, “Pay attention to me! I’m important! I’m special! I’m witty!” We all know you think it constantly, you might as well state it outright. How pathetic. Okay, that is _enough_. Now you’ve actually hurt someone’s feelings, **Hamadryad**. How the fuck does that make you feel? You _know_ how I feel about accusations like that, but you just HAD to shove it in my face. You insensitive cow. How could you be so fucking cruel? Words cannot begin to describe how disgusted I am with you right now. Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![ThunderBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThunderBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThunderBunny)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/48 "2001-09-25T23:12:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by deb2world_ > Get with the program! Ya know, people (like **deb2world** ) who post “Get with the program” always annoyed me. It’s like only they know what the program is or something. Like, what if I don’t wanna get with the program? What if I think _YOUR_ program is a festering pile of drivel that my dog would retch over? What if I think that programs, in general, are just a way of people with high post counts to throw their weight around?! [sub]oh, and by the way, i don’t think we’ve met. My name’s thunderbunny. happy to make your aquaintenace.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/49 "2001-09-25T23:23:45Z")
[sub][sup]I love you, {{{{{snoffle-wobbins}}}}}[/sub][/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/50 "2001-09-25T23:34:59Z")
**Nym** , I’m glad I didn’t pay for your…services, because they were severely lacking in quality and professionalism! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/51 "2001-09-25T23:40:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deb2world \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Rasa \* > > \*\*Pfft. Y’all smell like wee. \*\* > > **Rasa** just how do you smell like someone small in stature. I think your reply was very inappropriate. You need to become more PC. This insulting of posters based on their appearance has got to stop! You need to start insulting posters based on perceived insults. Get with the program! \*\* Oh yeah? I meant wee as in peepee! So bite me! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/52 "2001-09-25T23:45:45Z")
Rasa smells like a wee 60 pounds! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/53 "2001-09-25T23:45:59Z")
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, **Rasa**. This is supposed to be a fucking insult thread, and here you are offering sexual favours! Take your damned herbs! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/54 "2001-09-25T23:53:53Z")
Great, now we’re reduced to _weight_ jokes? Puh-leez. :rolleyes: ::gives everyone wedgies:: ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/55 "2001-09-25T23:58:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monster104 \* > \*\ ***Nym** , I’m glad I didn’t pay for your…services, because they were severely lacking in quality and professionalism! \*\* Baby, you’d HAVE to pay for it to get any. Jailbait. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/56 "2001-09-26T00:03:47Z")
::: Stomps through thread screaming ::: What a bunch of compulsive anal retentive nit pickers!!! ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/57 "2001-09-26T00:05:07Z")
**Abby** , I do believe there’s a hyphen in anal-retentive. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/58 "2001-09-26T00:08:51Z")
Mean? You want mean? Okay… ::Gets on airplane. Flies to Chicago. Takes cab to Nym’s house. Breaks in through window. Pets Shiva on the head. Maliciously steals all of Nym’s comfort food; all the tomato soup, all the grilled cheese, all the rice. Gets back in cab with sack of comfort food. Gets back on airplane. Flies back to L.A.:: Mu-hah-hah-hah! Take THAT! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/59 "2001-09-26T00:09:47Z")
::: More stomping, red in the face, arms by side and fists clenched in frustration::: **SEE!!!** ARrggggghhhhhhhhh!!! ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/60 "2001-09-26T00:15:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > \*\*Mean? You want mean? Okay… > > ::Gets on airplane. Flies to Chicago. Takes cab to Nym’s house. Breaks in through window. Pets Shiva on the head. Maliciously steals all of Nym’s comfort food; all the tomato soup, all the grilled cheese, all the rice. Gets back in cab with sack of comfort food. Gets back on airplane. Flies back to L.A.:: > > Mu-hah-hah-hah! Take THAT! \*\* You know what the meanest part of that was? You didn’t even tell me you were in town. Bee-yatch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774.md?page=4)