# Let's try something different..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774 "2001-09-25T20:12:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/61 "2001-09-26T00:18:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > > \*\*Mean? You want mean? Okay… > > > > ::Gets on airplane. Flies to Chicago. Takes cab to Nym’s house. Breaks in through window. Pets Shiva on the head. Maliciously steals all of Nym’s comfort food; all the tomato soup, all the grilled cheese, all the rice. Gets back in cab with sack of comfort food. Gets back on airplane. Flies back to L.A.:: > > > > Mu-hah-hah-hah! Take THAT! \*\* > > You know what the meanest part of that was? You didn’t even tell me you were in town. Bee-yatch. \*\* I repeat: Mu-hah-hah-hah! ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/62 "2001-09-26T00:27:35Z")
Oh, YEAH!? SEE IF I’M EVER IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES! ---
**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/63 "2001-09-26T00:27:37Z")
Didn’t you get your program at the entrance? What were you doing, staring at the big words in the titles in GQ and wondering if you would fit in here. Well let me tell you, you have done an awful start. You come in here trying to insult us (uhm did you suggest I had a large post count, haha, look at the other posters, I haven’t broken 1K, haha). Well you can just continue trying, we’ll tell ya when we are insulted. [sub] **ThunderBunny** nice to meet you. Glad to have you on board.[/sub] **Rasa** did you use a smilie at me? I know why that was the one you choose, it just represents how green with envy you are, I take your lame joke and actually make it funny. So there nah nah nah. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/64 "2001-09-26T00:33:21Z")
Pfft. I’d reply, **deb** , but there’s no smiley that says bite me. Damnit! You made me reply! Grr! ::stamps out:: ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/65 "2001-09-26T00:38:33Z")
_LifeOnWry checks into what seems to be an interesting thread…_ Oh. My. _…reads more…_ Whoa. _…and still more…_ Yikes. _…winces…_ Oooh. That was cold. _…goes back to the OP to figure out how it all started…_ OH. I see what the problem is. **Nym** , honey? Sweetie? Dear? Darlingheart? The sticky part of the pad goes DOWN. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/66 "2001-09-26T00:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Nymysys > > > [@](#): > > > > Monster104 \*\* > > **Nym** , I’m glad I didn’t pay for your…services, because they were severely lacking in quality and professionalism! > > Baby, you’d HAVE to pay for it to get any. > > Jailbait. Two things:[list=1][li]One thing that can be said about **Nymy** “services” is that they are one par with the best “pros” in Vegas. What do you think her degrees are in? Therapy, right? She’s a “specialist” of sorts all right.[/li]Then again, she still owes me money.[li] **Monster** , speaking of “paying for it,” you couldn’t get laid holding a fist full of fifties in a brothel full of dirty sluts. Maybe **SPOOFE** , but not you. Dickweasle.[/list=1][/li] **Hama** , I know you’re so disappointed about my not sticking around after Lex-Dope, I know you had “plans” but really, you shouldn’t gush. Then again, a sloppy gash like you probably can’t help that, can you? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/67 "2001-09-26T00:44:37Z")
Listen up, you stinky bunch of inbred, knuckle-dragging fart-sniffers! I am having a REALLY BAD DAY and you WANKERS are making me laugh. This will NOT BE TOLERATED. Do I make myself clear? Or do I have to come over there and knock your ignorant, pointed, three-toothed heads together? ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/68 "2001-09-26T01:14:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LifeOnWry \* > \*\ ***Nym** , honey? Sweetie? Dear? Darlingheart? > > The sticky part of the pad goes DOWN. \*\* Like I’m going to take advice from a ChiDoper that’s scared of a ChiDope. Riiiiiight. Were you too busy figuring out that sticky pad to show up last Saturday or what? Keep fighting ignorance, babe. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/69 "2001-09-26T01:35:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Oh, YEAH!? SEE IF I’M EVER IN ONE OF YOUR MOVIES! \*\* Hmph. And here I thought this was a thread about being **mean** to each other, not doing each other **favors**! 😃 [sub]when is this thread over? I wanna be nice again![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/70 "2001-09-26T01:51:25Z")
**Nymysys** , you… you… you… TELEMARKETER!! [sup](I panicked, and had to think fast.)[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/71 "2001-09-26T01:59:34Z")
Oooooooh, **Life,** that was _low!_ :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/72 "2001-09-26T02:22:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nymysys \* > \*\*Uke, you’re the reason I left NYCDope early. All that following me around and humping my leg just made me lose my appetite. > > And Uncle Beer? Don’t even get me started on that…that…THAT REPUBLICAN! \*\* Hah. It was the Grateful Dead tee shirt that did it for you, wasn’t it? You were thinking “Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm…I’ll bet he’s the kinda guy who gets up in the morning and thinks, ‘Shall I wash my balls today?.._Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_…’” …As for Republicans, you KNOW they never wash their balls. No reason to. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/73 "2001-09-26T03:52:10Z")
Hamadryad, after that I would’t regard you as proper receptacle for my used sanitary products. You are beneath contempt, much like the dog vomit my kids ignore and wait for to harden and meld into the carpet. [sub]See if I offer you any of my strawberry pie![/sub] Mnementh, as for you…well I happen to have a stomach pump handy, and prepare to ingest…_American beer!_ [sup]Wow, I think I have an endorphin rush now. Or is that just hormones?[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/74 "2001-09-26T04:37:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tequila Mockingbird \* > \*\*Mnementh, as for you…well I happen to have a stomach pump handy, and prepare to ingest…_American beer!_ > \*\* Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that’s low. ---
**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/75 "2001-09-26T04:56:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by UncleBill_ > \*\*You look like one load your mama should have swallowed. \*\* You loser…you stole that from **my** post in the comebacks thread. Get a **FUCKING** life!!! To all you “high and mighty” posters who brag about your high post numbers and throw stupid little parties when you hit marks all I have to say is this: So what if us newbies joined in the game late…does that make you cooler or something? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It just means you’re \*\*more \*\*addicted, shower less, and smell worse then us newbies. To all you people who post in flirt threads with no mention of me: ummmmm…you’re off the hook…i’ve been gone awhile. But **UncleBill** You still suck…thief. ---
**Author:** ![xanadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c4cdca/32.png) [@xanadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanadu)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/76 "2001-09-26T05:15:43Z")
Ha Ha Ha!!! This is freaking hilarious. Oh, and by the way, I HATE ALL OF YOU!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/77 "2001-09-26T17:15:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LifeOnWry \* > \*\ ***Nymysys** , you… you… you… > > TELEMARKETER!! > > [sup](I panicked, and had to think fast.)[/sup] \*\* Ow. OW! Notice how the thread sunk after that? That was just dirty. [sub]Oooooohh…that smarts![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/78 "2001-09-26T17:37:10Z")
Oh, you thin-skinned little bitch. What the hell did youexpect, a LOVEFEST? Sorry, dumbass, that’s the other thread. Me, me, me, love me, love me. That’s all I ever hear out of you. Well, these boards are dirty as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/79 "2001-09-26T17:53:42Z")
Hey, this is great! (pulls up a chair) I can’t wait until **AM/PM** shows up… that guy can REALLY cut people down, not like all the lame insults we’ve seen so far… ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/80 "2001-09-26T18:05:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*Oh, you thin-skinned little bitch. What the hell did youexpect, a LOVEFEST? Sorry, dumbass, that’s the other thread. Me, me, me, love me, love me. That’s all I ever hear out of you. Well, these boards are dirty as hell, and they’re not going to take it anymore!!! \*\* You called me little! [sub]Cyni has a cruuu-uuuush! Cyni has a cruuu-uuuush! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774.md?page=5)