# Let's try something different.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 25, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774 "2001-09-25T20:12:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/81 "2001-09-26T18:13:42Z")

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We all hate you. (happy?)

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/82 "2001-09-26T18:38:16Z")

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You’re so self-absorbed, **Nymysys**. Who would have a crush on _you_, anyway?

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/83 "2001-09-26T18:52:39Z")

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I feel a little less mean today, come on in we are going to take a group photo.

**Nyms** you get in the middle.

Now, look at the birdie and smile.

Hey you all broke my camera. Bunch of ugly mugs. I bet you people don’t have an unbroken mirror in your house.

AND FIX YOUR COLLAR IT’S INSIDE YOUR SHIRT!!!

Don’t make me tell you again!

Stupid computer nerds.

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/84 "2001-09-26T19:00:23Z")

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“Post to my thread! Post to my thread!” Geesh bitch, lay off. You have enough admirers around here to make you feel special that you don’t need me to come in here and say jack motherfucking shit. Now leave me the fuck alone. I don’t care about you or your great smile or your beautiful pear-shaped ass or nice jiggly titties or…

GREAT, now I have to go masturbate. I hope you’re happy. Bitch.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/85 "2001-09-26T19:02:24Z")

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Computer nerds? COMPUTER NERDS??

I’m not just a brain, I’m also a SEX OBJECT, DAMMIT!

And who likes **Silver** , anyway? All she does is natter in chat all day long. Stoopid **Silver**. Stoopid chat.  
:stomps off in sweats and Winnie-the-Pooh slippers to go log onto #SexySluts:

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**Author:** ![deb2world](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@deb2world](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deb2world)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/86 "2001-09-26T19:02:38Z")

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About the collar thing, betcha checked.

[sing song voice]

Ha Ha

made you look

ha ha

[/sing song voice]

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/87 "2001-09-26T19:31:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*You called me little!
> 
> [sub]Cyni has a cruuu-uuuush! Cyni has a cruuu-uuuush! \*\*

A crush?

A cruuu-uuuush?

Don’t flatter yourself sweetheart. It’s loooooooove, which is much worse.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/88 "2001-09-26T19:37:49Z")

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Oh, yeah? Well, all you women…  
[sub]wait for it…[/sub]

Can’t accessorize!

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/89 "2001-09-26T19:47:56Z")

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…and all of your shoes are _ugly_.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/90 "2001-09-26T19:51:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\*…and all of your shoes are _ugly_. \*\*

What does a _boy_ like you know about shoes? :rolleyes:

[sub]I’m running far, far away after that one![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/91 "2001-09-26T19:54:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\*…and all of your shoes are _ugly_. \*\*

LIES!

Much like Frannie, you just looked me right in the eye and LIED!

[sub]Jeez, hitting on the one OTHER thing I have going for me. That’s cold, dude.

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/92 "2001-09-26T19:57:02Z")

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Nobody loves you or has EVER REALLY loved you. Anyone who ever said they did in the past was lying.

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/93 "2001-09-26T20:01:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Whammo \*  
> \*\*Nobody loves you or has EVER REALLY loved you. Anyone who ever said they did in the past was lying. \*\*

So Cyni lied to me, eh? All you fuckers do nothing but lie all day long. Lie, lie, lie. Like a rug. Like old people screw. Like someone on AIM. Liars.

IGNORANT liars, at that!

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/94 "2001-09-26T20:02:17Z")

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Well, we all know that **Superdude** is really the Girliest Girl in Girlyville.

Nya nya nya! Takes one to know one!

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/95 "2001-09-26T20:10:18Z")

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Meh.

I’d insult, but it’d take some effort to come up with something, so I’ll just shrug my shoulders at you all.

::shrug::

Meh.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/96 "2001-09-26T20:17:49Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*Nymysys
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> > [@](#):
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> > thinksnow \*\*  
> > You still have ugly shoes and your feet smell.
> 
> Much like Frannie, you just looked me right in the eye and LIED!

I thought we went over this the other night, I wasn’t looking at your eyes, I was looking at your great-big-floppy…socks. 😃

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/97 "2001-09-26T20:19:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> \*\*Meh.
> 
> I’d insult, but it’d take some effort to come up with something, so I’ll just shrug my shoulders at you all.
> 
> ::shrug::
> 
> Meh. \*\*

:rolleyes: We ALL know the proper response is “Feh.” What are you, new?

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**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/98 "2001-09-26T20:34:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nymysys \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by lno \*  
> > \*\*Meh.
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> > I’d insult, but it’d take some effort to come up with something, so I’ll just shrug my shoulders at you all.
> > 
> > ::shrug::
> > 
> > Meh. \*\*
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> :rolleyes: We ALL know the proper response is “Feh.” What are you, new? \*\*

Of course, you’d be the expert on the proper response to an idiotic statement.

After all, nobody gets more of those than you.

Feh, indeed.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/99 "2001-09-26T20:39:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*\*Nymysys
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> > > [@](#):
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> > > thinksnow \*\*  
> > > You still have ugly shoes and your feet smell.
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> > Much like Frannie, you just looked me right in the eye and LIED!
> 
> I thought we went over this the other night, I wasn’t looking at your eyes, I was looking at your great-big-floppy…socks. 😃 \*\*

A) Making quotes up out of thin air. That’s what I would expect from a Buckeye.

B) Back at you, only use “tonsils” rather than “socks.”

C) Go back and hang out with the flirty people until you learn how to talk to a lady. Or me, anyway.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-try-something-different/83774/100 "2001-09-26T20:46:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gypsy\_gurl \*  
> \*\* You loser…you stole that from **my** post in the comebacks thread. Get a **FUCKING** life!!!
> 
> To all you people who post in flirt threads with no mention of me: ummmmm…you’re off the hook…i’ve been gone awhile.
> 
> But **UncleBill** You still suck…thief. \*\*

Imitation is the most sincere form of…

… **TOTAL** DISRESPECT for your mind-numbing pathetic attempts at a freaking post! You need more than a keyboard, you need a cerebrum larger than a f_ck_ng cherry pit! As for the lack of flirt mentions, holy shit! **Superdude** will flirt with a splintered f_ck_ng telephone pole, so baby, it AIN’T your absence that’s made those hearts go wander, IT’S YOUR FINGERNAILS-ON-A-BLACKBOARD PERSONALITY!

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