# Let's update the Top Dog menu **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 31, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900 "2006-05-31T16:53:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/1 "2006-05-31T16:53:20Z")
My favorite hot dog place, which is in one of my favorite vacation spots, has a “cute” menu. For example: Purebred – No toppings Seeing-eye Dog – Topped with carrot and vidalia onion relish Bloodhound – Topped with BBQ sauce and onions Golden Retriever – Topped with mac and cheese Boston Terrier – Topped with baked beans Junkyard Dog – Any three toppers Etcetera. I’m sure that with a little imagination, we could come up with some more great toppers. Here are my contributions: Akida – Topped with sashimi and wasabi Irish Setter – Boiled for 6 hours French Poodle – Topped with 3 small dollops of creme freche ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/2 "2006-05-31T17:16:11Z")
The pug - cute lil’ mini hotdogs with all the strength and tastiness of the big ones. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/3 "2006-05-31T17:21:03Z")
The Chihuahua - topped with jalapenos and cilantro ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/4 "2006-05-31T17:22:33Z")
The Bijon - topped with cottage cheese ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/5 "2006-05-31T17:38:04Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > The Chihuahua - topped with jalapenos and cilantro The actually have a Chihuahua - topped with jalapenos, salsa, and cheese. Collie – Topped with cauliflower Boxer – Topped with black-eyed peas See if you can guess these: -Topped with vanilla pudding, chocolate sauce, and strawberries -Topped with red kidney beans and ham hocks, then soaked in water -Topped with excrement ---
**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/6 "2006-05-31T17:39:23Z")
The bichon frise – topped with curly endive. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/7 "2006-05-31T18:12:57Z")
The Weimaraner – Topped with sour kraut ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/8 "2006-05-31T18:25:14Z")
Akida = Akita? Bijon = Bichon frisé? Topped with excrement = Shih Tzu? (properly pronounced closer to “sheed zoo” than what you are inferring) I submit the Italian greyhound: small & thin, topped with marinara sauce & grated parmesan cheese. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/9 "2006-05-31T18:26:43Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > -Topped with excrement That would have to be the Triumph (the Insult Comic Dog). I hear it’s pretty good…FOR ME TO POOP ON! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/10 "2006-05-31T18:37:02Z")
Top Dog has one topped with sauer kraut – it’s called the German Shepherd. > [@YaWanna](#): > > I submit the Italian greyhound: small & thin, topped with marinara sauce & grated parmesan cheese. They have that one too. Peppers and onions. I challenge anyone to come up with a recipe for a Jack Russell Terrier. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/11 "2006-05-31T18:56:41Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I challenge anyone to come up with a recipe for a Jack Russell Terrier. The Jack Russell Terrier: Topped with espresso beans and comes with a mandatory VERY LOUD soundtrack that you must listen to while you eat it. ---
**Author:** ![krisolov](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krisolov/32/3724_2.png) [@krisolov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krisolov)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/12 "2006-06-01T00:10:31Z")
hmm, I’m almost afraid to ask what’s in a pit bull. Roasted habanero salsa and american cheese perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2006, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-update-the-top-dog-menu/358900/13 "2006-06-01T04:53:08Z")
The Wiener Dog. The gross part is that big vein running up the middle…