# Let's welcome our newest bigot

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [February 12, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617 "2017-02-12T02:27:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/1 "2017-02-12T02:27:00Z")

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[Hi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19983391&postcount=21), [Jefferson](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19993240&postcount=116).

I especially like that it only took him nine days after registering to toss out this fun “fact”:

> [@I don't like Islam](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-dont-like-islam/779277/116):
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> it takes as little as 12 days to turn a “moderate Muslim” into a terrorist).

Of course, that was just an afterthought (apparently) to this stupidity posted four days after registering:

> [@Islamophobia follows from observing Islam-majority nations](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/islamophobia-follows-from-observing-islam-majority-nations/779229/21):
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> We really should stop using the silly term “Islamophobic”. A phobia is an irrational fear or dislike of something. There is nothing irrational about disliking Islam and the culture that usually goes with it.

So, basically we have a [del]jackass[/del] bigot who thinks that all Muslims are prone to be terrorists and Muslims usually share one culture. I think someone’s been doing dope and just tripped onto this site.

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### Author: ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/2 "2017-02-12T02:35:18Z")

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Welcome, bigot. Enjoy a life of hatred, and go fuck a cactus.

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### Author: ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/3 "2017-02-12T02:38:02Z")

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Ah, you’re too kind. Personally, I don’t care if he enjoys that life or not.

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### Author: ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/4 "2017-02-12T02:53:38Z")

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Before his banning, the only pressing issue is… What Jefferson?

The founding father, the confederate leader, the TV show character or the Airplane?

My bet is on the [Airplane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0)…

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### Author: ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/5 "2017-02-12T03:38:40Z")

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Is there a Bigot Machine somewhere that emits these things? It’s seems like it spits one out every couple weeks or so, and they all sound exactly the same.

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### Author: ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/6 "2017-02-12T03:43:35Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Is there a Bigot Machine somewhere that emits these things? It’s seems like it spits one out every couple weeks or so, and they all sound exactly the same.

There sure as hell is. A few years ago it made an obese one with orange skin and a combover and installed it on twitter.

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### Author: ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/7 "2017-02-12T03:51:19Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Personally, I don’t care if he enjoys that life or not.

It matters to the cactus.

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### Author: ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/8 "2017-02-12T05:27:24Z")

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NVM

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### Author: ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/9 "2017-02-12T05:38:55Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> NVM

No, wait, go ahead, what were you going to say? Don’t be shy.

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### Author: ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/10 "2017-02-12T05:39:33Z")

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I fully endorse this pitting.

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### Author: ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/11 "2017-02-12T05:52:16Z")

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Twelve days to turn a moderate into a terrorist eh? Actually, under the right circumstances, I’m sure that could be the case.

Those circumstances potentially being:

Vilifying you or your family because of your religious beliefs or country of origin.

Denying basic goods and services to you or a member of your family because of your religious beliefs or country of origin.

Deporting you or a member of your family because of your religious beliefs or country of origin.

Yeah, under the right circumstances, I reckon I could be a terrorist too. Of course, the definition of ‘terrorist’ under those circumstances might be up for debate…

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### Author: ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/12 "2017-02-12T07:09:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Jefferson]  
it takes as little as 12 days to turn a “moderate Muslim” into a terrorist).  
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This might be one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read and I read about half of The Da Vinci Code and about 20 pages of Twilight.

I just keep staring at it. I even went to the original post and hoped some context would help; it didn’t.

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### Author: ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/13 "2017-02-12T07:19:34Z")

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o/` And in just tweeelve days...I can make you Imaaa-aaaa-aaaammm! o/`

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### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/14 "2017-02-12T10:02:30Z")

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It’s all in the book: _Twelve Days a Terrorist_.

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### Author: ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/15 "2017-02-12T10:41:38Z")

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_On the twelfth day of brainwashing  
ISIS gave to me  
A copy of  
“Islam for dummies”_

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### Author: ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/16 "2017-02-12T16:05:05Z")

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I don’t believe we’ve met, **Jefferson**.

Welcome to the SDMB.

Now, FUCK OFF.

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### Author: ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/17 "2017-02-12T16:09:29Z")

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_On the 12th day of jihad,  
my imam gave to me  
12 grams of meth  
and my body in a suicide vest…_

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### Author: ![AtomThought](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@AtomThought](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomThought)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/18 "2017-02-12T16:20:11Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Before his banning, the only pressing issue is… What Jefferson?
> 
> The founding father, the confederate leader, the TV show character or the Airplane?
> 
> My bet is on the [Airplane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0)…

I had thought the name was referring to our new Attorney General, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III. In fact, are we sure it’s not actually him? The bigotry seems to match.

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### Author: ![Jefferson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@Jefferson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jefferson)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/19 "2017-02-12T17:42:45Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [Hi](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19983391&postcount=21), [Jefferson](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19993240&postcount=116).
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> I especially like that it only took him nine days after registering to toss out this fun “fact”:
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> Of course, that was just an afterthought (apparently) to this stupidity posted four days after registering:
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> So, basically we have a [del]jackass[/del] bigot who thinks that all Muslims are prone to be terrorists and Muslims usually share one culture. I think someone’s been doing dope and just tripped onto this site.

I appreciate “liberals” like to use the bigot card but what utter, utter nonsense. The 12 days to become “radicalised” is a quote from a Government (UK) expert on radicalisation. And not being a fan of Islam and the culture that comes with it is perfectly rational.

I didn’t say all Muslims are the same - I’ve already mentioned Maajid Nawaz, an expert on this Islamic issue. You should listen to him sometime. You might just learn something and take your ignorant blinkers off.

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### Author: ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)
#### Post date: [February 12, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/20 "2017-02-12T17:47:26Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> o/` And in just tweeelve days...I can make you Imaaa-aaaa-aaaammm! o/`

Nice.

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