# Let's welcome our newest bigot **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 12, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617 "2017-02-12T02:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/141 "2017-02-16T03:37:41Z")
Truly, **Jefferson** , you have a dizzying intellect. You’d think you’d be able to come up with better insults. You need to step it up here if you want to be one of our pet trolls. And we need a scrub to fill in until **Clothahump** gets back from suspension. Prove to us that you deserve to stay in the bigly big leagues before we have to ship you back to Stormfront. ---
**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/142 "2017-02-16T10:37:18Z")
> [@Jefferson](#): > > That’s your answer to everything, bollock-brain. Never mind the bollock-brains. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/143 "2017-02-16T16:40:23Z")
> [@Jefferson](#): > > That’s your answer to everything, bollock-brain. Don’t pretend it’s not a familiar refrain to you by now. G’on, fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/144 "2017-02-16T17:23:08Z")
So basically what he’s saying is “People named Romans, they go the house”? ---
**Author:** ![Jefferson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@Jefferson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jefferson)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/145 "2017-02-17T17:58:56Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Don’t pretend it’s not a familiar refrain to you by now. > > G’on, fuck off. Div kids,eh What are they like. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/146 "2017-02-17T18:49:26Z")
**Jeff** , you’re still trolling about ten points behind **BlinkyandPinky**. Gonna have to up your game. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/147 "2017-02-17T23:10:19Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > **Jeff** , you’re still trolling about ten points behind **BlinkyandPinky**. Gonna have to up your game. What if they’re the same person? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/148 "2017-02-17T23:13:12Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Hey, did you see that movie with that thing? Yeah! And that guy was in it! Doing that thing! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/149 "2017-02-17T23:16:35Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > The military does a good job of revealing the true nature of people. I doubt cowards like you would have any idea about that, though – bigoted cowards generally don’t do well in the military. They tend to fall down the stairs, or trip over their own feet. Usually late at night. A lot. And of course, no one ever saw it 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/150 "2017-02-17T23:17:58Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > Truly, **Jefferson** , you have a dizzying intellect. You’d think you’d be able to come up with better insults. You need to step it up here if you want to be one of our pet trolls. And we need a scrub to fill in until **Clothahump** gets back from suspension. Prove to us that you deserve to stay in the bigly big leagues before we have to ship you back to Stormfront. Clothy suspended? Shit. I miss the best melt downs. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/151 "2017-02-17T23:26:32Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > Did it star Sinbad? It even included the deleted scene with the Zoltar machine. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2017, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/152 "2017-02-17T23:44:38Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > They tend to fall down the stairs, or trip over their own feet. Usually late at night. A lot. And of course, no one ever saw it 🆒 Actually, in the US military, the cowards and bigots don’t generally face such abuse. They’re simply discharged. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/153 "2017-02-18T00:05:34Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Clothy suspended? Shit. I miss the best melt downs. Dammit. For your reference: [Exhibit 1, Pit Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=817223) [Exhibit 2, Suspension Announcement](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=817278) ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/154 "2017-02-18T02:25:45Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Actually, in the US military, the cowards and bigots don’t generally face such abuse. They’re simply discharged. When I was in (the '70’s), 1 or 2 still managed to “fall down the stairs” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2017, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/155 "2017-02-18T06:22:57Z")
I joined in 1979 and retired in 2000. In every unit I served, assaults, including “accidents”, were investigated. Contrary to popular culture portrayals, “blanket parties” and the like are rather bad for morale. ---
**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/156 "2017-02-19T00:22:47Z")
No i think he is quite correct, it only takes 12 days to turn a moderate muslin into a terrorist, or a typical WASP home maker, or toss in your human being type here. About 12 days of careful LSD therapy and maybe some electrocution and sleep deprivation therapy thrown in. That counts right? We could test it on Jefferson? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/157 "2017-02-19T00:51:45Z")
> [@Weisshund](#): > > No i think he is quite correct, it only takes 12 days to turn a moderate muslin into a terrorist Are my children’s blankets safe? Dear god… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/158 "2017-02-19T00:59:36Z")
I always knew there was something fundamentally wrong about the 12 days of Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/159 "2017-02-20T09:53:07Z")
> [@Hung\_Mung](#): > > Are my children’s blankets safe? Dear god… That depends - have they been involved in any blanket parties? ---
**Author:** ![Jefferson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8491ac/32.png) [@Jefferson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jefferson)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2017, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617/160 "2017-02-20T09:57:26Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > Making multiple false statements about Muslims, like the false assertion that they are more likely to join ISIS than the military, is bigoted. Just one example, bonehead, the esteemed Times Newspaper had the front page headline a while back, “Hundreds more UK Muslims choose jihad than army”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lets-welcome-our-newest-bigot/779617.md?page=9)