# Letter to CBS **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 28, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011 "2002-08-28T23:16:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2002, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/41 "2002-08-31T16:26:32Z")
/hijack \*\*Let’s face it, since the fat people banded together and it became uncool to make fun of them … \*\* It is? Ok … so it’s not as okay to make fun of them as it once was … but it’s still acceptable to discriminate against them. /end hijack ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/42 "2002-09-06T21:00:52Z")
> [@](#): > > After searching mountainous regions in Arkansas, West Virginia, North Carolina, Tennessee and Kentucky, producers realized the family they were looking for was right under their nose. > > “Right now, we are looking at offering the starring role to Bill Clinton, his wife Hillary and their daughter Chelsea,” CBS spokesperson Red Kneck said. “We weren’t looking for a famous family, but the Clintons are too good to pass up. They are the epitome of a hillbilly family striking it rich.” > > Kneck said the Clintons qualify for the show because they no longer have any money. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/43 "2002-09-06T21:03:05Z")
[Hollywood Pulse.com - stimulating irregular heartbeats since 2001](http://www.hollywoodpulse.com/story2.html) ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2002, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/44 "2002-09-07T03:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Canthearya \* > \*\*My father is from Alabama, my mother is from Oklahoma… > > \*\* What part of Oklahoma is your mother from? I grew up there. I hope this means you’re psyched about the football game tomorrow… Alabama at Oklahoma. Go Sooners! E3 (I believe this is my 997th post) ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/45 "2002-09-10T21:05:02Z")
Hey **Enright**! Mom grew up in Midwest City… went to a women’s college in Chickasha \<— Did I spell that right? Mom and Dad met at the women’s college on her 20th birthday. Dad was stationed at Fort Sill… he’d go over to the college to cruise for chicks. This was in the mid-sixties. Dad’s an Auburn alumnus, so “Go Sooners!” it is! (Did they win?) ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/46 "2002-09-10T21:37:55Z")
“Taking **Ukelele Ike** or **Maeglin** or **Eve** or **Coldfire** and putting them in a rural community - a 20-minute car ride away from anything resembling what they know and appreciate - would have a much higher comedic value . . .” Vhat? But Noo York iss vhere I’d razzer stay—I gat allergic smelling hay! ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/47 "2002-09-10T21:45:38Z")
You do Eva so vell, dahling 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/48 "2002-09-10T23:04:09Z")
WV\_W: > [@](#): > > Why “hillbillies?” Since you asked…Beverly Hills + Hillbillies…the terms run together to create Beverly Hillbillies. WV\_W: > [@](#): > > Why not “Real Beverly Toothless Hicks” or “Real Beverly Inbred Morons.” You might as well call it something like that, because those are precisely the images the word “hillbilly” brings to mind. I never considered the term “hillbilly” to be offensive…well, not offensive to the degree that you suggest it is. There is even a [high school](http://lc2.boe.loga.k12.wv.us/~manhigh/index2.htm) (in WV of all places) whose nickname is “The Hillbillies.” AC ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2002, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/49 "2002-09-11T00:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Imagine the outrage if you took, say, a wealthy family of Jews from New York City and moved them to a small, impoverished town in Tennessee. mmmm. . . . Anyone ever watch Dr. Joel Fleischman in _Northern Exposure_? ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/50 "2002-09-12T04:08:29Z")
Heh. I was wondering when someone would start a thread (I thought it would be a Pit thread) on this show. Found it while searching to see why WV\_Woman got banned. (She banned herself, so to speak, btw.) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Padeye_ > I think the reason most of us look fondly on The Beverly Hillbillies was that that the city folks were just as often played as fools against the Clampett’s common sense as the other way around. That’s the reason the concept behind _The Beverly Hillbillies_ wasn’t offensive, and that of _The New Beverly Hillbillies_ is. It’s a reality show. You can’t script it like they scripted _The Beverly Hillbillies_ to give the hillbillies the upper hand and make the bankers look stupid. In _The New Beverly Hillbillies_ these real people are going to look stupid and pathetic, and we’re going to be laughing at them. It’s a disgrace. [Rod Dreher](http://www.nationalreview.com/dreher/dreher083002.asp) makes the argument far better than I can. (Warning: conservative link.) ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2002, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011/51 "2002-09-12T08:24:44Z")
I thought this was called “The Anna Nicole Smith Show”. ba-dump-bump. (Yes, Jay Leno did this joke. I happened to get there as soon as he mentioned the premise, so it’s orininally mine, too.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/letter-to-cbs/126011.md?page=2)