# Liberal men (and lesbians) - Is Ann Coulter hot? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 12, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546 "2007-03-12T02:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/1 "2007-03-12T02:02:25Z")
Aw, what the hell? Conservatives and moderates, you’re welcome to participate as well. Question 1: How do you lean politically? Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with: A) Fuck yeah. She’s HAWT! B) Only if her rotten brain were scooped out with a rusty ice cream scoop, burned, stomped on, and replaced with the late great Molly Ivins’ brain. Then I’d do her with the enthusiasm of a thousand bonabo monkeys. C) I’d pick answer B, but the well has been poisoned. At this time, no. D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would. E) I’m a conservative. I’d do her. F) I’m a conservative. Hell no. G) Other. (Or, marriage and a one night stand are totally different. My two answers are \_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_.) Explain your answer, if you want to. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/2 "2007-03-12T02:19:09Z")
Question 1: How do you lean politically? Liberal to unaware. Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? Male, straight. Question 3: Would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? I don’t equate phsyical attractiveness to dating potential on a 1:1 ratio. I’ve dated unattractive women and enjoyed it. I’ve dated attractive women and wished I could fake a groin injury to get out of it. She’s pretty, seems to be in pretty good shape, and other than that and the fact that a great many people (the vocal ones, anyway, which I’ve learned is not necessarily a representative example) seem to think she’s the spawn of Satan and therefore a hideous hag, I know nothing about her. So, I’d go out with her, find out if she was interesting and fun to be with, and, if the answer to both was yes, then I’d date her again. Sex and/or eventual marriage would be issues for future discussion. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/3 "2007-03-12T02:21:06Z")
1. I’m a liberal on social matters, a conservative on economic matters, and a homicidal maniac on foreign affairs. So…middle of the road. 2. Straight Male. 3. G. As I stated in another thread about Kelly Osbourne…“I wouldn’t fuck her with _your_ dick.” ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/4 "2007-03-12T02:26:20Z")
1. Dunno; somewhat left of centre, as far as can be expressed in terms of American Politics. 2. Straight male 3. There exists not a barge pole long enough. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/5 "2007-03-12T02:28:57Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] 1. I’m a liberal on social matters, a conservative on economic matters, and a homicidal maniac on foreign affairs. So…middle of the road. 2. Straight Male. 3. G. As I stated in another thread about Kelly Osbourne…“I wouldn’t fuck her with _your_ dick.” [/QUOTE] No need for me to try to be original. What **silenus** says on every part, except I wouldn’t be as tame on #3. To me, the bitch is the ultimate skamk. A horse-faced harridan with the sex appeal of rotting fish heads. She doesn’t even rate on a scale of 1-100. A pure zero if there ever was one. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/6 "2007-03-12T02:34:09Z")
I’m a left-leaning straight male. Leaving her politics out of it, she’s bony and has a mean face. Maybe it’s her attitude, but she makes me think of a vulture. I wouldn’t date her, and if I never saw that face again I wouldn’t regret it. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/7 "2007-03-12T02:34:09Z")
1. Very liberal socially, against big-government, corporations, and invading other countries. 2. Straight male. 3. I don’t find Coulter attractive at all, and would never want to be with her in any context. But I would definitely sleep with [Michelle Malkin.](http://www.rightalk.com/malkin.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/8 "2007-03-12T02:36:14Z")
Left. Male hetro. Only if she paid me, and the price would be high. ---
**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/9 "2007-03-12T02:38:04Z")
**Question 1: How do you lean politically?** Left of Center. **Question 2: What is your gender and orientation?** Male straight. **Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter?** No. Too full of hate. She’s not ugly by any means but she’s not a head turner either. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/10 "2007-03-12T02:50:50Z")
1. Liberal, leaning toward socialist, on everything except gun control. 2. Male, mostly straght. 3. I guess B (what does “the well has been poisoned” in C mean?) ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/11 "2007-03-12T02:56:10Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Aw, what the hell? Conservatives and moderates, you’re welcome to participate as well. Question 1: How do you lean politically? [/quote] Leftward, but I don’t see “left” as part of my own identity. I just find myself in agreement with views that get called “leftist.” > [@](#): > > Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? Straight Male [quote] Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with: [/quoet] D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would. She is only attractive at first glance. I don’t know what it is about her, but if I look at her for more than a few seconds, (I mean without even hearing her talk) there’s an immediate “turn-off” reaction. -FrL- ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/12 "2007-03-12T02:57:03Z")
Liberal straight male. Marry? No. Fuck? Not if I knew who she was. If someone arranged it so I didn’t know, and she had a bag over her head and kept her mouth shut, sure. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dgrdfd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@dgrdfd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dgrdfd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/13 "2007-03-12T02:59:47Z")
I lean liberal, I am a heterosexual male, and would definitely love the opportunity to bang her. She isn’t attractive and she annoys the absolute shit out of me, but it attracts me to her. She wields this weird power over me. Every time she is on TV I HAVE to watch her. I can’t stop. She enrages me so much listening to her I find myself staying up later at night because I can’t go back to sleep. Mind you, I don’t want to make love to her, I just really want to screw her. Then I would never want to see her again. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Lakai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lakai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lakai)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/14 "2007-03-12T03:02:13Z")
I would date her once, only because her kind of lunacy fascinates me. I would definitely do her, but only if I did not have to talk to her for more than one date. ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/15 "2007-03-12T03:03:37Z")
Anyone have a link to a picture of her? ---
**Author:** ![dgrdfd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@dgrdfd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dgrdfd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/16 "2007-03-12T03:06:25Z")
[QUOTE=Cunctator] Anyone have a link to a picture of her? [/QUOTE] > **[Google Search](http://images.google.com/images?client=firefox-a&channel=s&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hl=en&q=ann+coulter&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)** ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/17 "2007-03-12T03:07:29Z")
Heterosexual male, liberal on most issues. Physically, she’s not what I would call ugly, but I see a great many young women hotter than her every day. And as for personality, well… I’m not that desparate, and highly doubt that I ever will be. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/18 "2007-03-12T03:08:44Z")
[The beast at ease.](http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/coultermoxie1aa.jpg) [Eyeing your jugular.](http://students.yaf.org/images/speakers/ann_coulter.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/19 "2007-03-12T03:14:26Z")
1. Moderate Republican. Hawk, Green, Socially, uncomfortably liberal. 2. Male, straight and married. 3. G. She is too evil to stand. No thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/20 "2007-03-12T03:17:59Z")
1. Moderate, leaning to the Right. 2. Male, straight. 3. I wouldn’t hit that on a bet. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546.md?page=2)