# Liberal men (and lesbians) - Is Ann Coulter hot? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 12, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546 "2007-03-12T02:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/21 "2007-03-12T03:26:17Z")
1. Mostly moderate - liberal on some issues, conservative on others. My penis has no political leanings. 2. Straight male 3. I’ve banged uglier. I’d do her just to say I did it. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/22 "2007-03-12T03:36:13Z")
Male, straight, liberal. I’d do her, if she were wearing one of those leather head hoods with a built-in ballgag, and if she were in a nice wrist-ankle tie, and she didn’t know I was doing her, thus avoiding all those phone calls afterward begging for more. Cause you know that’s how she likes it. I’d wear a condom, too. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/23 "2007-03-12T03:37:10Z")
Straight male. Middle of the road as per most of America, overboard righty according to SDMB standards. I don’t think I’d enjoy her company; she seems like such a bitch. I’ve got this hangup about wanting to actually _like_ someone just a little before boinking with them, so she’s not for me. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/24 "2007-03-12T03:41:19Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Question 1: How do you lean politically? [/quote] Anarchist > [@](#): > > Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? male, heterosexual sissy > [@](#): > > Question 3: D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would. > > Explain your answer, if you want to. Watched footage just 10 minutes ago of her doing her “I’d say something about Edwards but I’m not supposed to say ‘faggot’ speechlet” and we were all commenting on the size of her adam’s apple. She has a strangely shaped face and a long neck with a throat on her that looks like it should be singing second tenor. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, etc, (although if she’s a transsexual or hermaphrodite she should have a bit less hostility to gay folks, IMO), but no I do not find her hot. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/25 "2007-03-12T03:53:48Z")
I’m green, socially libertarian, fiscally conservative, Canadian, male, heterosexual. The answer is G, “No”. Even ignoring what comes out of her mouth, I find her very unsexy: much too skinny. And there’s something scary about her as well. She reminds me of those Martian vultures in the old Bugs Bunny cartoons, except that the vultures were funny. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/26 "2007-03-12T03:55:47Z")
Male, straight, right-leaning (yeah, yeah…like some of you ‘left-leaners’ 😉 ), I think she’s moderately attractive (and I like the way her Adam’s apple bobs when she chortles). And now, thanks to **silenus** , I know she has boobs. Who knew? If we could have a normal date, sans politics, I’d do her. ---
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/27 "2007-03-12T03:58:19Z")
I sat across from Ann on a plane a few years ago. She is extremely skinny, almost emaciated, her face is extremely long and bony (think [“The Scream”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scream)), and her hair is mousy and stringy. In person, I don’t think one guy in ten would consider her “hot” or even attractive. She does look better on screen, I admit. On another flight I sat right next to Mary Matalin, another operative of the right, who almost no one considers hot, but she was much prettier than Ann C. Straight, slightly left of center male. ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/28 "2007-03-12T04:00:55Z")
Moderate to lefty straight male here. Yellow dog Democrat. The first link from **silenus** is actually the most attractive picture I’ve seen of her. She looks cute there. She definitely photographs better. On video there’s the gross Adam’s apple, the bobbing head, the ugly lifeless flat hair, and the bony-ness - oh god, the bony-ness! - that make her grossly unattractive to me. I would propose the novelty of being blond and skinny gets her a lot of mileage. Because really, she doesn’t have much going for her at all. Those two traits do nothing for me personally. I still think Ann Coulter is a creation, like Stephen Colbert and Borat, by a very witty lefty comedian guy. I think she will break character in the next few years and write a tell-all book about how far s/he took the joke… and people totally got on board! Now, as far as hot chicks on the conservative side go, [Michelle Malkin](http://students.yaf.org/images/speakers/michelle_malkin.jpg) wins, hands down. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/29 "2007-03-12T04:04:36Z")
Conservative/Libertarian (does that even make sense) straight male here. I’ll have to go with D). She’s just not my type. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/30 "2007-03-12T04:07:28Z")
Male, straight, left-leaning misanthrope. Compassionless liberal. Frequent nose-holder and vote-caster for the Lefter of Two Evils. Acknowledging the difficulty of objectivity in this case, I’d still go with (D). There’s not much about Ms. Coulter that falls under “my type.” She often looks severe, angular, overstarved, and equine. In TV appearances I’ve seen, she seems twitchy and frazzled. And “tranny” innuendo aside, I do nevertheless find something off-puttingly mannish in her appearance and demeanor, and particularly in her voice. However, I would also bang **Michelle Malkin** until she renounced her allegiance to Satan and his minions, so I really don’t think my Coulterectile dysfunction is purely political. ---
**Author:** ![Capa84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Capa84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capa84)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/31 "2007-03-12T04:16:34Z")
1)Somewhat liberal. For reasons I can’t really put to words, I think I’d like to see a moderately liberal executive branch who pushes for change but has to satisfy a slightly conservative legislative branch. 2)Straight male 3)She is hideous. Even worse, she thinks she is hot, and there is no shortage of conservative pencil necked geeks who fawn over her and make her think she is hot. She has mannish facial features as well. I think Malkin is cute, but not my type (I tend to end up dating selfish barbie dolls, even though I keep saying the next one will be a brunette, it never happens). The only real debate for me is if I could get fucked up enough to fuck Coulter just to say I did it. ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/32 "2007-03-12T04:33:31Z")
**Question 1: How do you lean politically?** A long ways left **Question 2: What is your gender and orientation?** Straight Male **Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with:** I’m not really attracted to her, so **D**. More importantly, I’m a bit worried that if I stuck my dick in her it’d react in much the same way as when holy water is thrown on a demon only the opposite as she is the evil in this case. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/33 "2007-03-12T04:43:54Z")
(1) Liberal (2) Heterosexual male (3) No. She looks like a sack of antlers. It has nothing to do with her politics (although those are reason enough) but she is sallow and angular and getting progressively leathery with age. In the “It’s not just my politics” disclaimer, I’ll join those who say they’d happily spend time with Ms. Malkin. Well, a mute Ms. Malkin, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/34 "2007-03-12T05:22:17Z")
1. liberal 2. heterosexual male 3. **silenus** got it right. But I might consider letting her fellate me, since that would be a good way of keeping her from talking. Larry ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/35 "2007-03-12T05:34:42Z")
Too many qualifiers, and you went from “is she hot” to “would you marry her?” which is TOTALLY different. I’m male, straight, liberal, and I would do her. But only in the ass. So there it is. That just happened. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/36 "2007-03-12T05:44:33Z")
Middle of the road. Male, Hetero. I don’t care about her politics, but appearance-wise she looks like a cheap zombie movie extra. I admit I don’t like emaciated women, prefering them slightly zaftig. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/37 "2007-03-12T06:36:15Z")
Politically moderate. Hetero male. Ten years ago she was acceptably attractive (although never pretty). In the ensuing years she has gotten progressively less attractive as her personality has come to dominate her face. (I do wonder about twice a year whether she has an eating disorder.) ---
**Author:** ![lazybratsche](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ba8739/32.png) [@lazybratsche](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazybratsche)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/38 "2007-03-12T06:53:42Z")
Pretty leftish, hetero male here. Date her? Hell, I would try to avoid being in the same _room_ as her. That kind of crazy only gets uglier as you get closer, and it’s probably contagious as well. As for just her looks, I rate her a solid “meh”. She tries way too hard, and looks more and more mummified as time passes… ---
**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/39 "2007-03-12T07:25:14Z")
I’m pretty conservative for this board, and Coulter is (objectively) fairly attractive. However, I’ve already dismissed one potential GF for saying things that were uncomfortable and embarrassing. Coulter is ebarrassing times 50. I can’t even stand to read articles about her. I have little idea about her actual opinions, because I’m repulsed by what little I hear. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/40 "2007-03-12T07:37:05Z")
Libertarian, bi-sexual female, currently married to a man (forever I hope). No, I’d not hit that. My attratction to females is love of the female form - curves, ya know. Ann is just too skinny. What I love in women is a bit of the zaftig; some boobs and/or tush to squeeze. On top of that, she seems to be mean and narrow minded. She’s just not my cup of tea. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546.md?page=3)