# Liberal men (and lesbians) - Is Ann Coulter hot? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 12, 2007, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546 "2007-03-12T02:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/41 "2007-03-12T08:20:02Z")
1. Mostly libertarian on social issues, I guess I would be considered left leaning 2. Male, straight 3)G other, I’d definitely do her but I don’t care much for her views, but I’m a horndog so there you go. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/42 "2007-03-12T12:05:16Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Aw, what the hell? Conservatives and moderates, you’re welcome to participate as well. #1. On the side that favors individual rights. Anti-drug laws, pro-gun, pro-gay marriage, etc. #2. Straight male. #3. For a political pundit she’s pretty cute. Phsyically, sure, I’d hit it. However, she’s grown more and more outrageous over the years, kind of like Laura Schlessinger, and I’m not sure I’d want to spend a lot of time with her. Marc ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/43 "2007-03-12T12:10:21Z")
To quote my granny, “Beauty’s only skin deep.” She’s reasonably attractive, but not my type. Once she started spouting her venom, I’d be gone. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/44 "2007-03-12T12:12:34Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Aw, what the hell? Conservatives and moderates, you’re welcome to participate as well. Question 1: How do you lean politically? [/quote] Free-market, small-as-possible government libertarianism, so long as I’m not running the show. Once I am, of course, I prefer a brutal, despotic absolute monarchy with as much suffering and oppression as possible. > [@](#): > > Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? Male, mostly heterosexual, though I think Mandy Patinkin is cute, cute, cute. > [@](#): > > Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with: G) Other. (Or, marriage and a one night stand are totally different. My two answers are yes to the one night stand, no to the marriage. Look, Ann is pure, unapologetic, unblinking, unashamed, kitten-raping, puppy-sauteeing evil. But she’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/45 "2007-03-12T12:12:39Z")
Rightist, Male, Straight Ann would be way down on my list- Monica Crowley & Michelle Malkin would be tops (together!!!), Laura Ingraham next, the conservative Arianna Huffington, and then probably a lot of liberal babes before Ann. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/46 "2007-03-12T12:36:27Z")
Left leaning hetero male. In my bachelor days, if I met her in a bar, and she was hanging out with her friends, happy and non-politicized, I wouldn’t think her un-doable. She wouldn’t be my first choice, but even bad sex is better than no sex. The entirety of her “hotness” is that she’s a skinny blond. If you’re into skinny chicks, and blond chicks, there you go, she’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/47 "2007-03-12T12:40:16Z")
1. Leftist 2. Straight male 3. A. She is most definitely hot. She has that look about her that says she would be terrific in bed. You might even have to go into training for a month to keep up with her. ---
**Author:** ![FRDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e68b1a/32.png) [@FRDE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FRDE)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/48 "2007-03-12T12:44:52Z")
Politically: Teleocrat with a nomocratic override - the ends justifies the means, but only so far Sex: Male hetero - intellectually homophobic, but make exceptions What little I’ve seen of Ann Coulter is interesting, personally I find it boring listening to people with my views - and enjoy alternative slants. She is definitely not thick, which I find a turn on. She could be amusing company and all cats are grey in the night. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/49 "2007-03-12T13:51:43Z")
I lean lefty, I’m a straight dude, and I don’t find her attractive. She does nothing for me. I get the feeling that she sits around trying to think of things that will get her as much exposure as she can possibly get, and then publically ends up having to back it up to prove her “point” (whatever it may be). Would I nail her? Nope, kind sir. Am I allowed a gag and a paper bag? If we’re giving me that much leeway, it might not be SUCH a bad idea to plant my flag in that unclaimed territory. Are you guys familiar with the term “hate fuck”? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/50 "2007-03-12T14:28:55Z")
Liberal Male: Straight. I like skinny chicks. In the right light and with a gag, yes. But I’d rather do Malkin. Fer sure I’d accept a BJ from her. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/51 "2007-03-12T14:31:17Z")
Left, male. I know nothing about her or her politics. I only know she exists because I’ve seen her name mentioned on these boards. With that in mind, speaking physically only, she doesn’t do it for me. Too hard looking (among other things.) ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/52 "2007-03-12T15:05:15Z")
G. Were I ethically and legally free to do so, and were she in the least attracted to an overweight 55-year-old liberal, hell yes, I’d bend her over a desk. But it would be angry, vengeful sex, and she’d have to wear that eyepatch Keith Olbermann always draws on her picture. Yeah, \*\*Least \*\* is right – it’d be a hate fuck, but no less pleasurable. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/53 "2007-03-12T15:38:35Z")
Straight male, moderate Republican. No thanks, even if I were single. Too skinny. She’d gouge me with her hip bones. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/54 "2007-03-12T15:46:41Z")
[QUOTE=Shodan] Straight male, moderate Republican. No thanks, even if I were single. Too skinny. She’d gouge me with her hip bones. Regards, Shodan [/QUOTE] Wait, are you sure you are a moderate Republican? Do you mean moderate as in somewhere in the middle between Rudy Giuliani and Ann Coulter? I consider Rudy, Powell, Christy Wittmann and Senator Olympia J. Snowe of Maine to be moderate Republicans. I think your moderate and my moderate have different meanings. Serious question by the way, I think you are clearly to right of me and I believe I still qualify as a Moderate Republican. Jim ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/55 "2007-03-12T15:51:29Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Question 1: How do you lean politically? [/quote] liberal leaning moderate. > [@](#): > > Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? female, hetero-pref. bisexual > [@](#): > > Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with: D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would. I think she looks like an emaciated horse, and I’m generally not attracted to blondes. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/56 "2007-03-12T16:58:16Z")
Heterosexual male, cynical moderate, reluctant partisan Democrat. From a purely superficial standpoint, if I didn’t know who she was, I’d find her pretty ugly. She’s trying to look like a teenager and it just isn’t working. The emaciated body, the turkey neck and the horse face are pretty repulsive. I’d have to be so drunk I wouldn’t be able to get it up. Uber-skinny women don’t do it for me normally, even if they have better features than Coulter. Fellow shrieker Laura Inghram has a girl next door vibe going on, Michelle Malkin is kind of cute, and I have major crushes on several of the Fox newsbabes, lest you think my opinion is colored by my politics. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/57 "2007-03-12T17:00:15Z")
Generally left, male heterosexual. She is not attractive. At all. And this has nothing to do with her appearance. All this bashing of her face, her neck, her hip bones, etc., I find extraordinarily distasteful. I don’t let my loathing of the woman pollute my perception of her physical attributes, which are, objectively speaking, rather modest, but not entirely absent. No, for me, personality is a huge factor in one’s attractiveness, over and above one’s appearance. And Coulter’s personality is a huge turnoff. Not because of her politics, or because she’s crazy. I honestly think she’s hustling a buck, saying things she doesn’t really believe because she’s discovered there are crazy people out on the far right who take her at face value and are willing to give her money to listen to her make outrageous statements. She’s a performance artist, I believe, pandering to angry, foolish thugs. That’s why I find her unattractive: because she’s cynical, manipulative, and dishonest, not because she’s ostensibly “conservative.” She’s full of shit, and _that_ is the ultimate turnoff. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/58 "2007-03-12T17:08:13Z")
I asked the question, but so far have not answered it. Moderate to far leftist straight male. No f-in’ way. But I’d do her liberal and sane identical twin. As for Coulter herself, there’s only one way I’d do her, and that is if I could be sure to impregnate her. And the fetus ended up being made of potent explosives. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/59 "2007-03-12T18:13:20Z")
Left-leaning, so-straight-it’s-boring male here. I find her vaguely attractive- not the kind I’d have a relationship with, but a one-night stand? Maybe if I was drunk enough. Well, until she opened her mouth. I’ve never seen such a hateful person in my life. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546/60 "2007-03-12T18:16:18Z")
Left from a European standpoint. And no. She has rib cleavage. Ick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-men-and-lesbians-is-ann-coulter-hot/395546.md?page=4)