# Liberal, you dickwad hypocrite - Part 2
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 5, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449 "2009-05-05T19:04:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/1 "2009-05-05T19:04:46Z")
As the other thread was disappeared due to sockage, that doesn’t mean we have to stop the pitting.
To quote:
> [@What happened to the Liberal pit thread?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happened-to-the-liberal-pit-thread/495444/1):
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> Titled: "Liberal, you dickwad hypocrite "
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> The OP was, as many suspected, a sock. We banned the account. No, \*\*Marley \*\*didn’t do it.
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> We disappeared the thread because the OP was a sock. We don’t have a problem with the topic. A non-sock may start a new thread on the topic.
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> **Gfactor**
> Moderator
So kids, here ya go.
Please continue where you left off.
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### Author:  [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/2 "2009-05-05T19:08:00Z")
Liberal, you dickwad hypocrite.
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### Author:  [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/3 "2009-05-05T19:12:36Z")
Well, since I’d already put the hamsters to work in search of the pertinent links, might as well post this reply:
> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/495409/53):
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> I seem to remember a thread he started (in ATMB?) saying that he was requesting that his account be banned so he wouldn’t post here anymore, and, in any case, it wouldn’t matter since he was going to be dead in two yeas. Maybe I’m conflating more than one post and/or misremembering?
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> To me, that sounded a bit more specific than “I really like biscuits and sausage gravy and my weight is pushing 300, so my health really sucks.”
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> And **Duke** , I wasn’t aware of that. If he hasn’t ever explained it and really has just gone bonkers when folks have asked, that is… troubling, at best.
Not sure how much time you want to devote to that whole clusterfuck, but if you’re interested it starts [about here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328986&pp=50&page=7p=6473135&postcount=339) and branches out into a [Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6485001&postcount=1) of its own. Or if you want to cut through the chase, this is the [Apocalyptic Post Of Impending Doom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6483708&postcount=396).
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Personally, I no longer give shit what **Lib** decides to do with his addiction to dramaposting nor the forums he chooses to display his work.
He’s right after all. We’re indeed closer to death after each and every post we read or write. Never mind those of us that suffer from the dreaded Acute Wallet Depletion Syndrome. 🆒
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/4 "2009-05-05T19:13:12Z")
I had a really good comeback for that ‘throw a cinderblock at Jack’s penis’ thing too.
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### Author:  [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/5 "2009-05-05T19:17:17Z")
He’d make a great structural engineer what with all of the rebuilding of bridges that he’s burned. It’s been the same pattern for years.
1. Get frustrated with a message board because people are calling him on his shit.
2. Post that he’s leaving forever because the staff and membership are a bunch of assholes.
3. Go to a new message board.
4. Repeat the process and leave for yet another new message board or just go back to a previous one.
I’ve been around for over eight years. I can recall three times that he’s done it here, once at a different place years ago and twice at yet another place just recently. We’ll have another one of these Pit threads in a few months to a year or so. It’s like the changing of the seasons.
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### Author:  [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/6 "2009-05-05T19:37:28Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I had a really good comeback for that ‘throw a cinderblock at Jack’s penis’ thing too.
See, this is why indiscriminate thread-deletions are a bad thing. You lose the whole train of thought.
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### Author:  [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/7 "2009-05-05T19:38:33Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> I had a really good comeback for that ‘throw a cinderblock at Jack’s penis’ thing too.
::Lobs a cinderblock at JB’s penis area::
There you go. Back on track. 😛
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/8 "2009-05-05T19:49:04Z")
Context is missing. The magic is gone. At this point I might actually welcome a cinderblock to the junk.
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### Author:  [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/9 "2009-05-05T19:51:49Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> Context is missing. The magic is gone. At this point I might actually welcome a cinderblock to the junk.
Having dealt more than once with patients who had sustained significant genital trauma (not a few self-inflicted), I really have to say that your welcome would most likely be quite short-lived.
But hey, go with what works.
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### Author:  [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/10 "2009-05-05T19:52:56Z")
> [@RedFury](#):
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> We’re indeed closer to death after each and every post we read or write.
Damn! That’s it, I’ll never post again. That way I will live forever.
I’m leaving the boards forever, 'cause you guys are killing me.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/11 "2009-05-05T20:31:17Z")
I’d like to suggest that the mods undisappear that thread. It had a lot of good stuff to it, from my blunt and in depth analysis of how **Liberal** is crazy as fuck, to my screamingly hilarious suggestion that someone throw a cinder block at **Jack Batty**. I also called **Invisible Wombat** a nutsack.
There aren’t many message boards on the Internet where you can get quality discussion like that…
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### Author:  [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/12 "2009-05-05T20:31:54Z")
Who’s sock?
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### Author:  [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/13 "2009-05-05T20:35:23Z")
Actually, **Giraffe** , that post was one of the best explanations of Liberal that I’ve ever seen around here. Shame to lose it, for sure.
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/14 "2009-05-05T20:36:15Z")
> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I’d like to suggest that the mods undisappear that thread.
Yeah, couldn’t somebody have unraveled the thread from the sock?
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/15 "2009-05-05T20:36:51Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#):
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> Actually, **Giraffe** , that post was one of the best explanations of Liberal that I’ve ever seen around here. Shame to lose it, for sure.
Now that no one can see it, I’d have to agree. It was quite possibly the most insightful thing ever written on the Internet. Truly, I should be revered as a god.
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### Author:  [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/16 "2009-05-05T20:38:55Z")
> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Now that no one can see it, I’d have to agree. It was quite possibly the most insightful thing ever written on the Internet. Truly, I should be revered as a god.
Since I’m apparently the only other person who saw it, I will totally back you up on that.
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### Author:  [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/17 "2009-05-05T20:40:31Z")
And I believe I referred to Liberal’s leaving as the one and only good thing to have come from the Recent Unpleasantness.
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### Author:  [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/18 "2009-05-05T20:41:02Z")
> [@Sarahfeena](#):
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> Since I’m apparently the only other person who saw it, I will totally back you up on that.
🆒
[sub]OK, you held up your end of the bargain. I’ll give you back your kitty, safe and unharmed.[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/19 "2009-05-05T20:53:19Z")
> [@RedFury](#):
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> Well, since I’d already put the hamsters to work in search of the pertinent links, might as well post this reply:
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> Not sure how much time you want to devote to that whole clusterfuck, but if you’re interested it starts [about here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=328986&pp=50&page=7p=6473135&postcount=339) and branches out into a [Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6485001&postcount=1) of its own. Or if you want to cut through the chase, this is the [Apocalyptic Post Of Impending Doom](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6483708&postcount=396).
What’s weird is that no-one remembers his other, equally gross bit, where (because he didn’t get to be the judge in a popularity contest), he [“stoop(ed) so low as to dig up their dead brothers corpse in order to butress”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=100066) another failed argument.
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/20 "2009-05-05T21:01:09Z")
> [@Giraffe](#):
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> I also called **Invisible Wombat** a nutsack.
And you did it in such a clever and appropriate way, too.
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