# Liberal, you dickwad hypocrite - Part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449 "2009-05-05T19:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/21 "2009-05-05T21:06:06Z")
> [@InvisibleWombat](#): > > And you did it in such a clever and appropriate way, too. I know, right? Truly, I was in rare form. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/22 "2009-05-05T21:11:46Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Now that no one can see it, I’d have to agree. It was quite possibly the most insightful thing ever written on the Internet. Truly, I should be revered as a god. You’re so great you should have an entire message board named after you! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/23 "2009-05-05T21:14:29Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > You’re so great you should have an entire message board named after you! We’ll call it the Straight Giraffe Message Board! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/24 "2009-05-05T21:16:39Z")
> [@spooje](#): > > Who’s sock? RUN’S sock!! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/25 "2009-05-05T21:17:26Z")
Jack Batty’s Cinder Block Proof Junk. I don’t have a joke for that; it just cracks me up to say it. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/26 "2009-05-05T21:46:40Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] We’ll call it the Straight Giraffe Message Board! [/QUOTE] It’s a shame your name isn’t camel…then it could be the Spavined Dromedary Message Board and we could keep the acronym… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/27 "2009-05-05T22:23:55Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Now that no one can see it, I’d have to agree. It was quite possibly the most insightful thing ever written on the Internet. Truly, I should be revered as a god. Why not give us a short description of it, then? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/28 "2009-05-05T22:31:10Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > RUN’S sock!! Now this made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/29 "2009-05-05T22:31:16Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > We’ll call it the Straight Giraffe Message Board! Although the Kinky Giraffe Message Board might be a bit more … well … nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/30 "2009-05-05T22:32:01Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Why not give us a short description of it, then? It was too perfect. The mere thought of trying to recreate the dazzling gem of brilliance that was his post sullies it’s magnificence. That, or he was just talking out his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/31 "2009-05-05T22:33:07Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > We’ll call it the Straight Giraffe Message Board! No we don’t. It’s [GiraffeIsAPoopyHeadBoard.com](http://www.giraffeboards.com)!!! ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/32 "2009-05-05T22:39:54Z")
Oh yeah. Can I just say how sad I am to see the first thread go away. I didn’t even get a chance to read it. I do love a good Liberal pitting as the guy is a **sociopathic douche**. (I can still say **sociopathic douche** here right? I would call him a **sociopathic douche cunt** but I think that word is banned here now? How about I just stick with **sociopathic douche shitstain fuck-knocker**? No, perhaps not harsh enough. Well, if **sociopathic douche cunt** is allowed, I’m calling him that. If not, then let’s just leave it at **sociopathic douche** minus the **cunt** ) ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/33 "2009-05-05T22:42:05Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > What’s weird is that no-one remembers his other, equally gross bit, where (because he didn’t get to be the judge in a popularity contest), he [“stoop(ed) so low as to dig up their dead brothers corpse in order to butress”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=100066) another failed argument. :eek: Not sure what he puts in his pipe; I’d certainly switch to something less morbid. Panama Red still around? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/34 "2009-05-05T22:45:30Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > We’ll call it the Straight Giraffe Message Board! What’s your problem with gay giraffes? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/35 "2009-05-05T22:48:43Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > What’s your problem with gay giraffes? They make my penis feel funny. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/36 "2009-05-05T22:49:47Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > RUN’S sock!! Aaaaaand, **Morbo** wins. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/37 "2009-05-05T22:59:01Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > They make my penis feel funny. That doesn’t sound like a “problem” as much as you might need a lifestyle change. Can we try to stay on track and get back to how much **Liberal** is a **sociopathic douche** \* \*cunt?? ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/38 "2009-05-05T22:59:14Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > They make my penis feel funny. Yeah, but funny like h…never mind, TMI as it is! ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/39 "2009-05-05T23:19:59Z")
Can the Board go back to being all about **Liberal** again? Can it? Pleeeeeeease??? What about if he threatens to hold his breath until he dies. Can it go back to being all about **Liberal** _then_? ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/40 "2009-05-05T23:21:41Z")
> [@RedFury](#): > > :eek: > > Not sure what he puts in his pipe; I’d certainly switch to something less morbid. And remember–it was about a popularity contest. That was what was so important he told that story. And **Euty’s** slapping of him was one of the most…um…intense mod-slappings I’ve ever seen. > [@](#): > > Panama Red still around? Sadly, that, along with whatever that sort of yellowy-tan Hawaiian stuff that oh-so-gently snuck up on you over like 30 minutes\* is long gone. Um. Not that I would know. I’m only repeating rumors that I heard…somewhere. \*You know: “Shit. I got rooked. This crap isn’t doing anythhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…ooohhh…lookit my fingers!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449.md?page=3)