# Liberal, you dickwad hypocrite - Part 2 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 5, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449 "2009-05-05T19:04:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/41 "2009-05-05T23:36:25Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > What’s weird is that no-one remembers his other, equally gross bit, where (because he didn’t get to be the judge in a popularity contest), he [“stoop(ed) so low as to dig up their dead brothers corpse in order to butress”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=100066) another failed argument. Oh, you think that’s so funny, when someone’s brother died of colon cancer, but when my half brother died of semi-colon cancer nobody was laughing then. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/42 "2009-05-05T23:41:52Z")
> [@Bill\_Door](#): > > Oh, you think that’s so funny, when someone’s brother died of colon cancer, but when my half brother died of semi-colon cancer nobody was laughing then. I did. I thought it punctuated his character. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/43 "2009-05-06T00:57:56Z")
> [@Seven](#): > > Oh yeah. Can I just say how sad I am to see the first thread go away. I didn’t even get a chance to read it. > > I do love a good Liberal pitting as the guy is a **sociopathic douche**. > > (I can still say **sociopathic douche** here right? I would call him a **sociopathic douche cunt** but I think that word is banned here now? How about I just stick with **sociopathic douche shitstain fuck-knocker**? No, perhaps not harsh enough. Well, if **sociopathic douche cunt** is allowed, I’m calling him that. If not, then let’s just leave it at **sociopathic douche** minus the **cunt** ) > [@Seven](#): > > That doesn’t sound like a “problem” as much as you might need a lifestyle change. > > Can we try to stay on track and get back to how much **Liberal** is a **sociopathic douche** \* > > \*cunt?? I came back to see about replacing at least some of the other thread, and instead I apparently need to deal with some gameplaying. I really hate to give warnings, but from your posts, it’s clear that you know this violates the rules. I don’t see how I can avoid issuing you a warning under the circumstances: Stop.\*\* Gfactor\*\* Pit Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/44 "2009-05-06T01:02:04Z")
Wow **Seven** , I’m impressed. Everyone else gets nice reminders, not warnings. You must be a dangerous man or something. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/45 "2009-05-06T01:25:40Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > RUN’S sock!! Ha! Loved that. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/46 "2009-05-06T01:44:48Z")
> [@Fenris](#): > > It was too perfect. The mere thought of trying to recreate the dazzling gem of brilliance that was his post sullies it’s magnificence. > > That, or he was just talking out his ass. Aw, c’mon, I can’t remember it, pretty please??? I’ll be your best friend? (I don’t even give a shit about **Liberal** , I’m just here for the funny!) ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/47 "2009-05-06T01:45:17Z")
> [@Gfactor](#): > > I came back to see about replacing at least some of the other thread, and instead I apparently need to deal with some gameplaying. Lots of gameplaying all of a sudden in this thread, isn’t there? **Giraffe** and **Fenris** and **Seven** , and whoever else. Lots of dulcet tones, and raised eyebrows, and “I’m so cute, aren’t I?” ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/48 "2009-05-06T01:50:25Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Lots of gameplaying all of a sudden in this thread, isn’t there? **Giraffe** and **Fenris** and **Seven** , and whoever else. Lots of dulcet tones, and raised eyebrows, and “I’m so cute, aren’t I?” I love the smell of sour grapes in the afternoon, it smells like…whinery. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/49 "2009-05-06T01:59:54Z")
> [@askeptic](#): > > I love the smell of sour grapes in the afternoon, it smells like…whinery. Hmm? I decided that I liked the SDMB better than I liked **Giraffe** ’s board. So what? It’s not like I don’t take a ration of shit here too from time to time. Nevertheless, this is striking me as a board invasion to pile on **Liberal**. While heaven knows that he deserves all the piling on that he gets, I’m finding it very amusing, and telling. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/50 "2009-05-06T02:13:03Z")
Holy crap, wtf is Frank on about? But back to Liberal. Always, back to Liberal. I likes him. Everybody just _back the hell off_. He’s my _man!_ ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/51 "2009-05-06T02:15:34Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Holy crap, wtf is Frank on about? Ah, yes, the typical, “I just don’t understand!” Why, precisely, are you confused as to the meaning of my post? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/52 "2009-05-06T02:20:45Z")
So why did the **Old Crank** start posting here again? I mean, of course his ever-expanding ego craves more and more attention, but what was the trigger to come back _now_? Did domebo come to their senses simultaneously, and unanimously put him on their Ignore lists? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/53 "2009-05-06T02:26:14Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Lots of gameplaying all of a sudden in this thread, isn’t there? **Giraffe** and **Fenris** and **Seven** , and whoever else. Lots of dulcet tones, and raised eyebrows, and “I’m so cute, aren’t I?” I’m sure you’re cute, too ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/54 "2009-05-06T02:27:33Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Nevertheless, this is striking me as a board invasion to pile on **Liberal**. While heaven knows that he deserves all the piling on that he gets, I’m finding it very amusing, and telling. Oh yes, _very_ telling. Long-time Dopers have opinions on other long-time Doper’s dramatic behavior. _Batton down the hatches, it’s an **invasion!!!** _ Seriously, did you recently develop a brain tumor or something? What’s wrong with you? ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/55 "2009-05-06T02:30:51Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Oh yes, _very_ telling. Long-time Dopers have opinions on other long-time Doper’s dramatic behavior. Long time Dopers who have spent little or no time here in recent months suddenly return for one reason. Telling, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/56 "2009-05-06T02:31:42Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Ah, yes, the typical, “I just don’t understand!” > > Why, precisely, are you confused as to the meaning of my post? For some reason, I despise the word ‘precisely’ when used in that sense. So, I guess I am a game player too, huh? Because ‘I just don’t understand’? Me and all my constant game playing. I know you must tire of me always playing these endless games, harassing you with my games. It would be so much better if instead I never addressed you or interacted with you at all ever except to express bafflement when you make esoteric references to secret games played by posters in this thread… I wonder if I could manage that somehow. I think Coldfire caught some genuine game playing going on, and you bizarrely tried to add some names to the ‘gameplayers’ list. That _precisely_ what find that baffling and weird. But then again, splitting my time between three boards, I may have missed some kind of fun train wreck that sparked this ‘gameplayers’ hunt. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/57 "2009-05-06T02:38:21Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > For some reason, I despise the word ‘precisely’ when used in that sense. OK. Why are you confused as to the meaning of my post? > [@](#): > > I think Coldfire caught some genuine game playing going on, … P.S. **Coldfire**? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/58 "2009-05-06T02:43:50Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Long time Dopers who have spent little or no time here in recent months suddenly return for one reason. Telling, indeed. Indeed! _Very_ telling! Of…something. 😕 Just because I post less than before doesn’t mean I’m gone – I’m still a daily reader here, of course. And you remember **Liberal** ’s dramatic departure thread, right? “This is the last post I’ll ever make here, good bye forever?” You don’t think his return after that could pique someone’s interest beyond the Pit’s normal “I stubbed my toe and now it’s all sore” threads? And what’s your role here, exactly, apart from resident douchebag? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/59 "2009-05-06T02:43:51Z")
> [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](#): > > What about if he threatens to hold his breath until he dies. **Liberal** is only _minutes from death_!!! It’s true! Now everybody back off, or he just might hold his breath until he dies! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2009, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449/60 "2009-05-06T02:45:28Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > OK. Why are you confused as to the meaning of my post? > > P.S. **Coldfire**? Sorry. Gfactor. Get those names mixed up, my mistake. I just _told_ you why I am confused! I know I garbled the grammar with typos, but I just told you. It looks like you are randomly accusing people of playing games, including me. It’s weird! (I assume I am accused of playing games when someone challenges my simple assertation that I don’t know what the hell they are talking about.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberal-you-dickwad-hypocrite-part-2/495449.md?page=4)