# Liberals, "progressives", Democrats, and other pansies - SUCK IT !!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 20, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688 "2010-01-20T13:56:05Z")
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### Author: ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/1 "2010-01-20T13:56:05Z")

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The fools you fools foolishly voted into office are being revealed as the fools they are.

Go fool yourselves.

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### Author: ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/2 "2010-01-20T13:58:33Z")

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Do you feel better now?

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### Author: ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/3 "2010-01-20T13:59:15Z")

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Oh look - it talks! How quaint.

Seriously - “pansies”? What are you, 12 years old?

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### Author: ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/4 "2010-01-20T14:05:32Z")

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Potatoe.

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### Author: ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/5 "2010-01-20T14:29:48Z")

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Mr. T? That you?

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### Author: ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/6 "2010-01-20T14:30:03Z")

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News Flash: The majority of people are easily fooled. Shocker.

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### Author: ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/7 "2010-01-20T14:33:31Z")

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Stop it. Just stop.

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### Author: ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/8 "2010-01-20T14:33:50Z")

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You see, it’s better if you try not to look like a troll while trolling a message board, you get better millage.

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### Author: ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/9 "2010-01-20T14:34:17Z")

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I teabagging your dog?

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### Author: ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/10 "2010-01-20T14:37:58Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Mr. T? That you?

😃

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### Author: ![gang\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f07891/32.png) [@gang\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gang_green)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/11 "2010-01-20T14:38:22Z")

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Your arguments are quite compelling.

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### Author: ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/12 "2010-01-20T14:39:23Z")

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Profound and compelling in its brevity.

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### Author: ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/13 "2010-01-20T14:41:06Z")

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> [@Ale](#):
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> You see, it’s better if you try not to look like a troll while trolling a message board, you get better millage.

12 views, 11 replies. Can’t get much better than that.

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### Author: ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/14 "2010-01-20T14:43:24Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> I teabagging your dog?

If that’s what gets you off, go ahead. But I gotta warn you he bites.

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### Author: ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/15 "2010-01-20T14:44:30Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Mr. T? That you?

No. Because I do not pity them.

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### Author: ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/16 "2010-01-20T14:45:22Z")

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Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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### Author: ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/17 "2010-01-20T14:48:37Z")

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> [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](#):
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> I gotta warn you he bites.

He’ll just break a tooth.

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### Author: ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/18 "2010-01-20T14:57:39Z")

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Well the Pansies might be inclined to “Suck it”, but my guess is that at least half of the Libs, Progs and Dems would rather “munch it”.

But that’s only if “it” is the general “it”.

If the “it” is specifically your “it” then only your mother may be interested.

Glad to help,  
Bubba

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### Author: ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/19 "2010-01-20T15:03:33Z")

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I guess somebody did not slap the monkey…eh clown hard and often enough.

Now crawl back into your cave and have some fun time with your sister/brother/mother/father… again.

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### Author: ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [January 20, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/20 "2010-01-20T15:19:06Z")

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224 views, 18 replies … you suck.

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