# Liberals, "progressives", Democrats, and other pansies - SUCK IT !! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688 "2010-01-20T13:56:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/21 "2010-01-20T15:53:41Z")
Democrats suck. Republicans swallow. Libertarians gargle. Socialists share. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/22 "2010-01-20T15:59:15Z")
One hundreth of one house of one branch of a government totally in Dem control. Crushing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/23 "2010-01-20T16:00:53Z")
> [@Squink](#): > > He’ll just break a tooth. No. I don’t understand the glee. The Republicans are incompetent and vile. Why would anyone be glad a Republican won any election above dogcatcher? Are they eager to show off their new flag pins? Get season tickets for the waterboarding festival? Why is this a good thing? ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Smashy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mr\_Smashy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Smashy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/24 "2010-01-20T16:03:42Z")
You should post something provocative next time for your OP. ---
**Author:** ![This\_Just\_In\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@This\_Just\_In\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/This_Just_In_2)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/25 "2010-01-20T16:06:13Z")
I’m convinced. Where shall I go fool myself oh Lord? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/26 "2010-01-20T16:07:16Z")
> [@The\_Tooth](#): > > Why would anyone be glad a Republican won any election above dogcatcher? Dog hater! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/27 "2010-01-20T16:07:43Z")
Should have call them fat as well. That would have got some rises, or to really get some heat going insult their cats. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/28 "2010-01-20T16:12:36Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Mr. T? That you? To much fool, not enough pity. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/29 "2010-01-20T16:14:45Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Democrats suck. > > Republicans swallow. > > Libertarians gargle. > > Socialists share. I always heard that socialist girls were hot! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/30 "2010-01-20T16:15:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Dog hater! Not at all! I’m sure the pooches will be sent to a nice kennel in Cuba and fed only the finest kibble out of silver bowls. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/31 "2010-01-20T16:16:32Z")
> [@](#): > > I always heard that socialist girls were hot! Its just as well you don’t actually know, you’d probably kill yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/32 "2010-01-20T16:16:52Z")
> [@Mr\_Smashy](#): > > You should post something provocative next time for your OP. Apparently. This hasn’t raised any bile at all. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/33 "2010-01-20T16:16:59Z")
While a certain quiet satisfaction is excusable on the Right (a feeling I share in myself) and a little [gentle ribbing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=548645) totally acceptable (and fun) this OP is way over the top, ridiculous and just plain silly. ---
**Author:** ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/34 "2010-01-20T16:18:53Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > a government totally in Dem control And imploding before our eyes. Crushing. ---
**Author:** ![Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slappy_the_Clown)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/35 "2010-01-20T16:19:57Z")
> [@aldiboronti](#): > > While a certain quiet satisfaction is excusable on the Right (a feeling I share in myself) and a little [gentle ribbing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=548645) totally acceptable (and fun) this OP is way over the top, ridiculous and just plain silly. We have a winner. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/36 "2010-01-20T16:20:35Z")
And a loser all at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/37 "2010-01-20T16:34:16Z")
> [@Slappy\_the\_Clown](#): > > And imploding before our eyes. Crushing. You should probably get new glasses. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/38 "2010-01-20T16:38:23Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Potatoe. Po-taht-o ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/39 "2010-01-20T16:39:30Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > You see, it’s better if you try not to look like a troll while trolling a message board, you get better millage. The mills of the trolls grind slowly, but they grind exceeding small. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688/40 "2010-01-20T17:03:45Z")
Man, **Slappy the Clown** ’s circus sounds like the worst one ever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-progressives-democrats-and-other-pansies-suck-it/525688.md?page=3)