# Liberals want their young white daughters screwed by Black Barry from Illinois **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633 "2012-01-06T16:31:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/1 "2012-01-06T16:31:15Z")
[From this column by Mike Adams in Town Hall](http://townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/2012/01/03/allison_wonderland). The synopsis: Allison was a lovely young good girl, and white of course (as lovely young good girls tend to be), and her parents were former hippies who marched with MLK (boooooo! hisssss!). When a kid named Barry began agressively asking her for a date even after she’d already turned him down, her parents said “Go on one date with him, because he’s black after all!”, because that’s what liberal parents do: it’s not important that your daughter choose her dates, it’s important that they be multicultural. When Barry started sexually harrassing her after that date, they did what liberal parents do and said “Go out with him one more time at least, and then you can break up on the date”, and Allison does so and gets raped. By Black Barry from Illinois. Barry falls through cracks in the legal system because he’s black and underaged, and Allison’s parents beg the courts to have leniency (because, like most liberals, they see the rape of their virgin 13 year old daughter as acceptable if the rapist is black [and really, when is a rapist who preys on 13 year old good white girls not black?]). Allison begins a spiral that leads to her dancing topless around a pole before advising black pregnant women to have abortions because > [@](#): > > “Most black babies are aborted anyway.” Planned Parenthood fired her for sharing that well-kept secret with a non- white client. But it has a happy ending: she ends up working as a conservative commentator (I’m guessing under the name Ann Coulter or perhaps Shepard Smith). Okey dokey, you read the “Four important lessons about the liberal mindset” based on this undoubtedly true story on the column, but here are four more: 1. Based on this story, Liberals are synonymous with hippies and all think alike. (In related news, all Wisconsin homosexuals are cannibals; that’s why they live in Wisconsin in fact- it’s easier to keep the meat fresh if the power goes out and you can always claim you were caught in a blizzard.) 2. Liberals love seeing their future fucked by Black Barry from Illinois. (I’m sure that Barry was a randomly chosen name, not in any way to be associated with Mrs. Soetero’s boy, just as Illinois and black were chosen because… well, Good White Virgin Girl Allison happens to be from Illinois) 3. Liberals don’t have murderous rage when their children are harmed like other parents, so long as the one who harmed them is black (and really, when is it not?) 4. Liberals don’t like admitting that most black babies are aborted (! to the WTF?) because it means there will be fewer to sexually abuse their daughters in 13 years. Companion piece: [This racist propaganda practically writes itself!](http://www.theonion.com/articles/this-racist-propoganda-practically-writes-itself,10670/) Then count the cliches: -Black men lusting after white womanhood- Check -Liberals are all ineffectual nigra-lovin’ hippies- Check -Blacks are just so damned lucky when it comes to getting a pass in the justice system (which is why so few are in prison I suppose)-Check -All sexually abused girls become sex workers (until they finally turn to crack and street whoring or, if they’re really messed up, conservative editorializing) because there’s no hope for them ever, especially when they’ve been tagged by the famous Rapin’ Rappin’ Black Barry from Skokie or whatever.-Check I kept expecting a Paul Harvey’s _The Rest of the Story_ reveal that Barry was now Barack Obama (actually Harvey probably would have believed it) and that “Thursday night he’s invited the Fannings over while Michelle and the Girls are at Camp David”. I really don’t believe all conservatives are racist just because I could tell some true stories about some who are. I don’t believe people who hate Obama are necessarily racist- Clinton was rather white-ish and they hated him too, and Jimm Carter, and quite a few others. And it’s hardly earth shattering that a thinly doctored “All black men wants to maul 'em some white women” (just like Thomas Jefferson said) parable gets posted on a ridiculously rightist web site. What I do wish though is that more conservatives on that site would tell that guy to get fucked. Although, judging from this line, > [@](#): > > Barry can only get what he wants by forcing himself upon us all. Oh my God… Barry has raped Mike Adams, too, and he’s too ashamed to admit it. Mike, don’t be afraid… show us on the Teenaged White Virgin where Black Barry touched you… and then put one hand over your left nipple and smile like this for the camera! Sorry, I don’t have the time to give this piece the real pitting it deserves, but the point is, Fuck Mike Adams With Black Barry’s (I’m Guessing Stereotypically Gargantuan) Tool. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/2 "2012-01-06T16:38:41Z")
What in the fucking fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/3 "2012-01-06T16:43:38Z")
With that adolescent level of meta-reference, I’m surprised he didn’t name his heroine “America McWhiteVoter.” As it is, Allison=Allofus is tortured enough. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/4 "2012-01-06T16:44:27Z")
Fifty bucks says Mike Adams has a whole bunch of “monster black cocks” porn in his browser cache. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/5 "2012-01-06T16:46:07Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > What in the fucking fuck? Well said, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/6 "2012-01-06T16:46:20Z")
Somebody forgot to take his meds today. ---
**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/7 "2012-01-06T16:47:13Z")
In the article it mentions he’s the author of a book [Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts “Womyn” on Campus](http://www.amazon.com/Feminists-Say-Darndest-Things-Politically/dp/1595230424/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1199302383&sr=1-6). That tells me pretty much all I need to know about this guy. It’s not so sad that stuff like this is written, but more that there’s apparently a sizable audience for it. ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/8 "2012-01-06T16:52:08Z")
I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like you to write for my newsletter. Ron Paul ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/9 "2012-01-06T16:54:34Z")
> [@enomaj](#): > > I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like you to write for my newsletter. > > Ron Paul Hey, just because it had Ron Paul’s name all over it and he endorsed and distributed it doesn’t mean he had a clue what was in it. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/10 "2012-01-06T16:56:08Z")
I 100% expected you to be exaggerating for the sake of hyperbole. Imagine my shock when I discovered you were not and your synopsis was completely accurate. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/11 "2012-01-06T17:00:07Z")
It’s shit OPs like this that give the Dope a bad name outside its duck-quack-echoing protective shell. Perhaps there is some small point out there that could have been made _had you not blatantly misrepresented the linked story_. You said “But it has a happy ending: she ends up working as a conservative commentator (I’m guessing under the name Ann Coulter or perhaps Shepard Smith).” This totally undermines the tragedy of the piece and implies that her narcissistic and misguided parents failed in their attempt to totally ruin Allison’s life. This fake happy ending undercuts the damage they did to her. The _actual_ ending notes that Allison “works for billionaire George Sourpus as a paid commenter on various conservative websites.” She hasn’t redeemed herself as the OP suggests, but rather she is forever doomed to work as a shill and sock puppet for George “Sourpus,” posting liberal lies and misinformation solely to buy more crack and support her five-pole-a-night dance habit. Next you’ll be posting screeds from Stormfront or World Net Daily with changed endings to make liberals seem peachy keen. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/12 "2012-01-06T17:02:12Z")
The author’s biography is awesome: [Link](http://townhall.com/columnists/mikeadams/). > [@](#): > > Mike S. Adams was born in Columbus, Mississippi on October 30, 1964. While a student at Clear Lake High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state 5A soccer championship. Mike Adams graduated from C.L.H.S. in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. Mike Adams was ranked 734 among a class of 740, largely as a result of flunking English all four years of high school. After obtaining an Associate’s degree in psychology from San Jacinto College, Mike Adams moved on to Mississippi State University where he joined the Sigma Chi Fraternity. While living in the fraternity house, his GPA rose to 3.4, allowing him to finish his B.A., and then to pursue a Master’s in Psychology. In 1990, Mike Adams turned down a chance to pursue a PhD in psychology from the University of Georgia, opting instead to remain at Mississippi State to study Sociology/Criminology. This decision was made entirely on the basis of his reluctance to quit his night job as member of a musical duo. Playing music in bars and at fraternity parties and weddings financed his education. Mike Adams also played for free beer. > > Upon getting his doctorate in 1993, Adams, then an atheist and a Democrat, was hired by UNC-Wilmington to teach in the criminal justice program. A few years later, Adams abandoned his atheism and also became a Republican. He also nearly abandoned teaching when he took a one-year leave of absence to study law at UNC-Chapel Hill in 1998. After returning to teach at UNC-Wilmington, Adams won the Faculty Member of the Year award (issued by the Office of the Dean of Students) for the second time in 2000. > > After his involvement in a well publicized free speech controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks, Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity movement in academia. After making appearances on shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O’Reilly Factor, and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a column for [Townhall.com](http://Townhall.com). > > Today Mike Adams enjoys the privilege of expressing himself both as a teacher and a writer. Mike Adams is also an avid hunter and reader of classic literature. Mike Adams published his first book, Welcome to the Ivory Tower of Babel, in 2004. His second book, Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts “Womyn” On Campus, was published in 2008. > > … read less Yes, please. In fact, please _write_ less. Also, I find it interesting that his biography glosses over the date at which be became an unabashed racist. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/13 "2012-01-06T17:08:52Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > It’s shit OPs like this that give the Dope a bad name outside its duck-quack-echoing protective shell. Perhaps there is some small point out there that could have been made _had you not blatantly misrepresented the linked story_. > > You said “But it has a happy ending: she ends up working as a conservative commentator (I’m guessing under the name Ann Coulter or perhaps Shepard Smith).” > > This totally undermines the tragedy of the piece and implies that her narcissistic and misguided parents failed in their attempt to totally ruin Allison’s life. This fake happy ending undercuts the damage they did to her. > > The _actual_ ending notes that Allison “works for billionaire George Sourpus as a paid commenter on various conservative websites.” She hasn’t redeemed herself as the OP suggests, but rather she is forever doomed to work as a shill and sock puppet for George “Sourpus,” posting liberal lies and misinformation solely to buy more crack and support her five-pole-a-night dance habit. Ah, you are right, I misread that part. Actually though I thinkave thought that “blatantly misrepresenting the story” would be making it something other than racist propaganda, though that part you of course have no problem with because, well, isn’t it obvious? Black men are rapists and liberals are fools who encourage them. May Raping Black Barry from Illinois pass your daughters by. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/14 "2012-01-06T17:13:19Z")
[QUOTE=Ravenman] Also, I find it interesting that his biography glosses over the date at which be became an unabashed racist. [/QUOTE] “Born in Columbus Mississippi in 1964” could well be a clue. I say this as somebody who was born in [You’ve Never Heard of It], Alabama in 1966. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/15 "2012-01-06T17:14:18Z")
What’s all this fooferaw about Black Barrys? I thought everyone switched to iPhone or Android a long time ago. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/16 "2012-01-06T17:22:11Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > This totally undermines the tragedy of the piece and implies that her narcissistic and misguided parents failed in their attempt to totally ruin Allison’s life. This fake happy ending undercuts the damage they did to her. And going out on a limb here, but if you truly believe the Allison story then I’m going to guess you’ve hit “Forward” to more than a few “inspirational words” emails without snopesing it first, haven’t you? Supposing there _is_ an Allison, what flowchart would you imagine led her to tell her story to Mike Adams? And assuming she did, what form of vetting do you suppose he used? And supposing there really is an Allison and he really did vet her (which I’d stake every penny in my 401K is already a bunch of shit), so what? Does this mean if I can find one example of a strict Christian Right Republican family totally fucking up a kid’s life then ALL strict Christian Right Republican parents are shitty? One example equals a trend now? Does this mean that since Edgar Ray Killen was a Southern Baptist Minister born in the Jim Crow era who aided and abetted in the murder of Civil Rights activists, therefore Jerry Falwell must have been accessory to some murders as as well? Or, for that matter, that Killen, Falwell, Billy Graham, Grady Nutt, and Jimmy Carter (all Southern Baptists from the 1930s through the 21st century all had the same world view from the 1930s through the 1990s? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/17 "2012-01-06T17:23:49Z")
uuuuuuuuuggggghhhh… I just had a terrible idea. I googled the author. His Facebook page came up. Some choice quotes of his (note, of _his_… not random people posting on his Facebook page). "Can’t STAND it when gay dudes stare at me in the airport. I’m like “Yeah I’m Mike Adams, yeah I wrote it, no I’m not sorry, and get me a freakin’ double latte while yer standing there in line at Starbucks…” “The Charlotte Airport is a pretty cool place to pick up hot right-wing Jewish chicks. Ain’t too many of them allowed on this side of the Mississippi River. Tickies me off sometimes. Really. OK, I don’t want to talk about it anymore.” I had to stop there. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/18 "2012-01-06T17:34:28Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Fifty bucks says Mike Adams has a whole bunch of “monster black cocks” porn in his browser cache. What do you mean by a “whole bunch”? I need an over/under number before I can make that bet. 50? 500? ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/19 "2012-01-06T17:36:23Z")
See, that’s another problem with you libs; you have no appreciation for the law. Particularly Poe’s law. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/20 "2012-01-06T17:36:34Z")
From the quotes posted by Ravenman: > [@](#): > > "Can’t STAND it when gay dudes stare at me in the airport. I’m like “Yeah I’m Mike Adams, yeah I wrote it, no I’m not sorry, and get me a freakin’ double latte while yer standing there in line at Starbucks…” Yeah… cause Mike Adams is totally known to us all, and you can always tell if a guy in the airport is gay because we usually wear only rainbow flag T-shirts when we fly. > [@](#): > > “The Charlotte Airport is a pretty cool place to pick up hot right-wing Jewish chicks. Ain’t too many of them allowed on this side of the Mississippi River. Tickies me off sometimes. Really. OK, I don’t want to talk about it anymore.” I wonder if he knows where the Mississippi River is. Or what side of it New York City, Miami, Boston, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Baltimore- all of which are not only on the Top 21 Jewish Populations of any cities in _The World_ but together comprise well over 25% of the world’s Jewish population- are located on. More than that I wonder how many hot Jewish chicks have “shag a 47 year old racist radical right wing columnists” on their bucket lists. This guy totally has “Arrest in an Arkansas rest area men’s room for propositioning a Blatino cop” written in his Chai leaves. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633.md?page=2)