# Liberals want their young white daughters screwed by Black Barry from Illinois **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633 "2012-01-06T16:31:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/21 "2012-01-06T17:38:33Z")
It’s like those nested Russian dolls, only with strawmen. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/22 "2012-01-06T17:41:23Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > See, that’s another problem with you libs; you have no appreciation for the law. While my main problem with those who would read this article and agree is that they’re cowardly stupid racist dumbasses who can contribute nothing useful to any group other than their absence. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/23 "2012-01-06T17:41:38Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you mean by a “whole bunch”? I need an over/under number before I can make that bet. 50? 500? I’m not going to count them. You can, if you like. If I never see another man’s cock as long as I live, I’m cool with that. YMMV, and that’s ok too. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/24 "2012-01-06T17:42:20Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > And going out on a limb here, but if you truly believe the Allison story then I’m going to guess you’ve hit “Forward” to more than a few “inspirational words” emails without snopesing it first, haven’t you? > > Supposing there _is_ an Allison, what flowchart would you imagine led her to tell her story to Mike Adams? And assuming she did, what form of vetting do you suppose he used? And supposing there really is an Allison and he really did vet her (which I’d stake every penny in my 401K is already a bunch of shit), so what? Does this mean if I can find one example of a strict Christian Right Republican family totally fucking up a kid’s life then ALL strict Christian Right Republican parents are shitty? One example equals a trend now? Does this mean that since Edgar Ray Killen was a Southern Baptist Minister born in the Jim Crow era who aided and abetted in the murder of Civil Rights activists, therefore Jerry Falwell must have been accessory to some murders as as well? Or, for that matter, that Killen, Falwell, Billy Graham, Grady Nutt, and Jimmy Carter (all Southern Baptists from the 1930s through the 21st century all had the same world view from the 1930s through the 1990s? Actually from the story itself: > [@](#): > > Although simple, this story is not actually true. So it is a big and heaping a pile of shit. ---
**Author:** ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/25 "2012-01-06T18:06:25Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > So it is a big and heaping a pile of shit. An “Ally-gory.” Puleeeeeze . . . [Sing Song] "Fairy tales can come true, they can happen to you . . . " BTW, any entity that would publish this shit is beneath contempt. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/26 "2012-01-06T18:09:42Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#): > > So it is a big and heaping a pile of shit. Good advice for authors: write what you know. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/27 "2012-01-06T18:31:09Z")
…The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/28 "2012-01-06T18:35:39Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > …The Aristocrats! Now that made me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/29 "2012-01-06T18:58:30Z")
> [@cerberus](#): > > It’s like those nested Russian dolls, only with strawmen. So many, and yet there were some missed opportunities. Had Big Black Buck Barry managed to _impregnate_ the hapless virgin, her parents would’ve faced the liberal equivalent of a “moral dilemma”: deciding whether their unconditional love of abortion outweighed the potential prestige of having a biracial baby as a trophy grandson. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/30 "2012-01-06T19:02:21Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Or what side of it New York City, Miami, Boston, Chicago, Philadelphia, and Baltimore- all of which are not only on the Top 21 Jewish Populations of any cities in _The World_ but together comprise well over 25% of the world’s Jewish population- are located on. Be fair. He probably meant there aren’t that many hot, **right-wing** Jewish girls allowed East of the Mississippi. That still pretty much ignores Miami and much of New York, but it’s along the same lines as the rest of his dumb as shit schtick and better than some of it. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/31 "2012-01-06T19:12:50Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Raping Black Barry Doesn’t this have something to do with memorizing the color code on resistors? ---
**Author:** ![Terraplane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@Terraplane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terraplane)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/32 "2012-01-06T19:15:26Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. For liberals, group judgments supersede the judgment of individuals. How do you type this and not have your brain freeze up like a computer stuck in a loop? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/33 "2012-01-06T19:27:59Z")
For humans, group judgement supersedes the judgement of individuals. Duh. We are very smart, very advanced monkeys. Still monkeys. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/34 "2012-01-06T19:39:55Z")
RAWR! Mega-strawman attacks! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/35 "2012-01-06T19:42:32Z")
[pedantic sniff] The classical “strawman” does not attack, it is offered as a (false) target of attack. [/PS] ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/36 "2012-01-06T19:44:38Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > > [@sampiro](#): > > > > Raping Black Barry > > Doesn’t this have something to do with memorizing the color code on resistors? Nope, it’s a Snapple[sup]TM[/sup] flavor. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/37 "2012-01-06T19:45:16Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > [pedantic sniff] The classical “strawman” does not attack, it is offered as a (false) target of attack. [/PS] Why do you hate America? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/38 "2012-01-06T20:01:58Z")
> [@](#): > > After his involvement in a well publicized free speech controversy in the wake of the 911 terror attacks, Adams became a vocal critic of the diversity movement in academia. After making appearances on shows like Hannity and Colmes, the O’Reilly Factor, and Scarborough Country, Adams was asked to write a column for [Townhall.com](http://Townhall.com). 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/39 "2012-01-06T20:05:25Z")
> [@Mike Adam's Bio](#): > > While a student at Clear Lake High School in Houston, TX, his team won the state 5A soccer championship. Awesome! I was in the same state as a Nobel Prize winner once. > [@](#): > > Mike Adams graduated from C.L.H.S. in 1983 with a 1.8 GPA. Mike Adams was ranked 734 among a class of 740, largely as a result of flunking English all four years of high school. Uh, you don’t get a 1.8 by failing one class. Something tells me math isn’t this guy’s strong suit either. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/40 "2012-01-06T20:09:00Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > For humans, group judgement supersedes the judgement of individuals. Duh. We are very smart, very advanced monkeys. Still monkeys. If you can get the rest to agree with this, so will I. [QUOTE=Duke] Uh, you don’t get a 1.8 by failing one class. Something tells me math isn’t this guy’s strong suit either. [/QUOTE] He didn’t fail one class. He failed **four** classes. That means if he got "C"s in all the rest, he’d end high school with a 1.66 GPA [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633.md?page=3)