# Liberals want their young white daughters screwed by Black Barry from Illinois **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 6, 2012, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633 "2012-01-06T16:31:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/41 "2012-01-06T20:15:19Z")
By sifting through the comments section, apparently \*\*Mike \*\*has a hard-on for a liberal trollish commenter named **Allison99Percent** , and the column is a made up story about her. It’s also apparent that all her comments have been removed, because people quote her comments, but the comments themselves aren’t there. It speaks volumes when you’re a columnist who can’t even resist comment-section bait. **Cecil** has never mentioned this halfwit brother. I think I know why. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/42 "2012-01-06T20:18:12Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Nope, it’s a Snapple[sup]TM[/sup] flavor. I’ve heard that the ship on the Snapple bottles was bringing over black kids to rape white girls. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/43 "2012-01-06T20:25:25Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > Be fair. He probably meant there aren’t that many hot, **right-wing** Jewish girls allowed East of the Mississippi. Unfortunately he was just about to score with the president of the Columbia U. Jewish She-Republicans club when he got a call and [his ringtone](http://youtu.be/_EqCkFRICjI?t=14s) broke the mood. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/44 "2012-01-06T20:26:10Z")
> [@](#): > > She did not even think she was old enough to start dating. Allegorically, what the fuck does this mean? That people didn’t want to vote in 2008? That Obama appealed to people who thought they were too young to vote? The United States is around 220 years old and I think that’s old enough to have elections. > [@](#): > > But she firmly and steadfastly rejected his advances even as they grew more assertive. I’m struggling to figure out what this has to do with Obama being elected to the Senate, winning the Democratic primaries, and leading in the polls throughout almost all of the general election race. When was he rejected? I was going to keep doing this, but I gave up and started skimming. This thing is two pages and I couldn’t even read it. > [@](#): > > Although simple “Not only is this made up, the writing is shit.” > [@](#): > > this story is not actually true. Aw, fuck! You totally had me going there, Mike! Everything was so plausible up to this point! I especially liked the strip club called The Alchemist. That’s such a good strip club name! If that club was there, I’d go every Friday and have a hot girl shake her tits at me while dressed like Nicholas Flamel! She can transmute my boner anytime. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/45 "2012-01-06T20:33:47Z")
> [@bup](#): > > It speaks volumes when you’re a columnist who can’t even resist comment-section bait. _Engaging_ one’s critics in the comments forum is not wholly contemptible. Mocking them when they have no way to respond is a cowardly act that even **Diogenes the Cynic** or **mswas** would never stoop to. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/46 "2012-01-06T20:41:38Z")
Though if George Souros really was giving money to make inflammatory comments on right wing blogs I’d totally apply. Hell, I’d consider it to make inflammatory comments on left wing blogs; I could use the money and write way better dribble than most of what’s left on them now. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/47 "2012-01-06T20:43:03Z")
“It lacks the complexity and even the nuance of conservative thought.” OK, that’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/48 "2012-01-06T20:56:23Z")
I notice you can ‘flag as offensive’ the user comments, I’d love to know what offends the readers of that column. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/49 "2012-01-06T21:32:49Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > _Engaging_ one’s critics in the comments forum is not wholly contemptible. Mocking them when they have no way to respond is a cowardly act that even **Diogenes the Cynic** or **mswas** would never stoop to. Brilliant ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/50 "2012-01-06T22:50:55Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Liberals want their young white daughters screwed by Black Barry from Illinois I don’t know about that, but I have a couple young white daughters who wouldn’t say no. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/51 "2012-01-06T23:13:03Z")
I’m surprised his racebaiting and homobaiting haven’t gotten him into major disciplinary action at UNC-Wilmington. No gay or non-white student familiar with his comments could feel comfortable in his classroom. I don’t say this of all right wing professors or all left wing professors and dissenting students- I had professors I did and didn’t like and did and didn’t agree with all over the political map- but most are professional enough not to stereotype all liberals or talk about picking up hot Jewish chicks (which is just gross for a middle aged man to do) or tell gay guys he seems to think recognize him to get them some latte or tell long go-nowhere racist parables about people who disagree with him. One day he’s going to say the wrong thing to the wrong student and get the shit sued out of that school. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/52 "2012-01-06T23:31:17Z")
Barry, a black man from Illinois. Gee, I wonder what inspired the creation of that character? By the way, Sampiro, you missed one of the points in the story. The strip bar was named _The Alchemist_ - clearly showing that Satanists are running this nation’s pornography business. (They bought out the Jews back in 1979.) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2012, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/53 "2012-01-06T23:36:03Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Gee, I wonder what inspired the creation of that character? Dennis Kucinich? ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/54 "2012-01-07T00:02:57Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Barry, a black man from Illinois. > > Gee, I wonder what inspired the creation of that character? > > By the way, Sampiro, you missed one of the points in the story. The strip bar was named _The Alchemist_ - clearly showing that Satanists are running this nation’s pornography business. (They bought out the Jews back in 1979.) It’s called the Alchemist because it turns gold into lead. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/55 "2012-01-07T00:09:32Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > …The Aristocrats! Story made no sense until I got here. Now I get it. Thanks Marley. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/56 "2012-01-07T00:09:56Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#): > > Doesn’t this have something to do with memorizing the color code on resistors? Oh, you. ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/57 "2012-01-07T00:12:52Z")
> [@Rhythmdvl](#): > > See, that’s another problem with you libs; you have no appreciation for the law. > > Particularly Poe’s law. Heh. I got it, but you WERE damn good. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/58 "2012-01-07T00:37:15Z")
So, who do the conservatives want screwing **their** young white daughters? ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/59 "2012-01-07T00:53:54Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > So, who do the conservatives want screwing **their** young white daughters? They’re trying to hash that out right now. We know it’s not Black Herman from Georgia (some would go on a date with him but one attempt to hand hold and he’s out of the car, doesn’t matter if it’s in motion), Randian Ron from Texas, or Unneutered Newt from (various places). It might be Sweet Transubstantiator from Transitional Pennsylvania Rick or Mormon Mitt the Massachusetts Millionaire, but I think ultimately it will be the latter. (It speaks volumes of the LDS that regardless of what you think of their religion there are few people you’d rest easier to know your daughter was on a date with than a nice Mormon boy.) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633/60 "2012-01-07T00:58:51Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > So, who do the conservatives want screwing **their** young white daughters? Themselves, obviously. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/liberals-want-their-young-white-daughters-screwed-by-black-barry-from-illinois/608633.md?page=4)