# Libertarian is a bully, a bully, bully **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 6, 2004, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835 "2004-03-06T09:24:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![zwaldd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a9adbd/32.png) [@zwaldd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zwaldd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/201 "2004-03-06T22:50:58Z")
Here’s another derailment of the ontological argument: The premise that God has _all_ perfections, including existence, is Begging the Question. I can’t believe anyone ever took this seriously. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/202 "2004-03-06T23:14:03Z")
> [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > :rolleyes: > > Malacandra, by the orders of the King, that’s me, you’re a twat of monstrous degrees, infinity one to trillion times so than I could ever be. I do not like your username at all. I shall disregard all of your opinions from here on, because I do not like your name. Anyone who has a name like yours should be ashamed of themselves, and must sterilise themself to prevent breeding. > > (sarcasm, in case you’re too retarded to understand) > > Ah, making fun of my name. Truly the sign of a intelligent poster. > > Ah, so I can’t correct errors? Why do I suspect that if I were to not correct myself, you’d jump all over it just because you like to sling shit? Well, just to straighten one or two things out: I make fun of your name because it is eminently fun-making-worthy. Granted my own nick - third choice as it happens - might seem a little odd to anyone who hasn’t read _Out of the Silent Planet_, but what the hey, I like it. To reiterate, it’s too late to prevent myself breeding. I have two sons already. Correct errors all you like. My recommendation: Proofread before you post and then you won’t have to post two or three times in rapid succession simply in order to deal with the errors from your previous post. A truly amazing number of Dopers manage this without being told, although not all, as you’ll easily see. But simply going “And another thing” all the time just makes you look incoherent. > [@Never Have I Because I](#): > > Why do I suspect that if I were to not correct myself, you’d jump all over it just because you like to sling shit? Where’s your evidence for my liking to sling shit - still less that in general I can be bothered to pick the obvious holes in your drivel? One exasperated snap at one of the feebler pittings I’ve ever seen does not a shit-slinger make, juve. Get real. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/203 "2004-03-06T23:20:12Z")
I must be dreaming, because this thread is not closed! ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/204 "2004-03-06T23:25:15Z")
You’re right. It’s all a dream, go back to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/205 "2004-03-06T23:31:54Z")
I choose the blue pill, but I did not eat the ghosts! I swear. ---
**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/206 "2004-03-07T00:32:58Z")
> [@yosemitebabe](#): > > Isn’t a troll someone who pretends to take a certain stance, a stance they don’t really believe in (or an attitude they don’t really feel) for the sole reason of getting a rise out of someone else? I didn’t get that impression in this case. > > I was pitted once, and it was freakin’ _hilarious._ I didn’t ask for it (and it doesn’t sound like Lib asked for it or was expecting it either), but damn—the rant my “pitter” composed was very funny. Deluded and (unintentionally) funny. So I had to laugh. Yeah, your right as usual yosemitebabe. Sigh. Would be awesome to get rid of that eglomaniac that is a three-trick pony, or damn near. Mr. Derail threads with ontological modal proofs, constantly slam athiests with the title of handstabber, or subtely suggest all athiests should be handstabbers, and do his usual absurd ideology of libertarianism witnessing. Lib would be a great guy if you got rid of that and his meglomania. I hate his guts with a passion and he still manages to make me laugh once in a while. Attention Whore is a great title. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/207 "2004-03-07T00:39:19Z")
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