# Libertarian is a bully, a bully, bully

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 6, 2004, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835 "2004-03-06T09:24:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/61 "2004-03-06T12:27:34Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> sullen tantrums? i was joking with that.
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> I SHALL PREFACE ANY JOKES FOR YOU FROM NOW ON OK 🙂 OK

Well, I _did_ get a belly laugh from you, now didn’t I? 😉

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/62 "2004-03-06T12:43:27Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/63 "2004-03-06T12:47:55Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> sullen tantrums? i was joking with that.
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> I SHALL PREFACE ANY JOKES FOR YOU FROM NOW ON OK 🙂 OK

Use big flashing neon signs. Just make sure you use a Mac to make 'em or they won’t be compatible with her computer;)

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/64 "2004-03-06T12:52:01Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> Use big flashing neon signs. Just make sure you use a Mac to make 'em or they won’t be compatible with her computer;)

Done!

iampunha, you are the best! where do you live? perhaps we could meet! 🆒

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/65 "2004-03-06T13:03:18Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Done!
> 
> iampunha, you are the best! where do you live? perhaps we could meet! 🆒

I live … in …  
A BOOK! WITH WORDS! AND AT LEAST ONE PHILOSOPHICAL TERM!

[sub]This is getting more like MPSIMS every second … you might want to have this thread closed.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/66 "2004-03-06T13:06:56Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> I live … in …  
> A BOOK! WITH WORDS! AND AT LEAST ONE PHILOSOPHICAL TERM!
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> [sub]This is getting more like MPSIMS every second … you might want to have this thread closed.[/sub]

Well, no need to get snippy. :mad:

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/67 "2004-03-06T13:13:19Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Well, no need to get snippy. :mad:

Snippy? Er, yeah. If that was snippy to you, I heartily recommend staying FAR away from the Pit in the future. Being called a donkey-raping syphillitic whore would probably ruin your entire week. Either grow a thicker skin or stay away from this forum. You won’t get much nicer advice, and you’ve already gotten it … twice?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/68 "2004-03-06T13:16:04Z")

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If I may, **NHIBI** , since you expressed an interest about libertarianism:

It is not all “Mine mine mine, none for you!”

[This](http://www.lp.org/issues/) is a good place to start. There is also a nationally syndicated radio libertarian talk show host, Neal Boortz and you may enjoy reading his program notes.

I’m not nearly as well-versed as **Lib** , but you should educate yourself before you demean something. That way, you can at least demean it _intelligently_. 😉

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/69 "2004-03-06T13:20:34Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> Snippy? Er, yeah. If that was snippy to you, I heartily recommend staying FAR away from the Pit in the future. Being called a donkey-raping syphillitic whore would probably ruin your entire week. Either grow a thicker skin or stay away from this forum. You won’t get much nicer advice, and you’ve already gotten it … twice?

i was being facetious

fuck, do i need to post JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE JOKE NOT BEING SERIOUS everytime i am not being serious?

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/70 "2004-03-06T13:20:56Z")

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**Never Have I Because I** , I said essentially the same thing about **Lib** myself in the earlier thread, but even I don’t think you’re coming across too well here. I think maybe some things you didn’t mean seriously were taken as such, and I’m pretty sure you’ve misinterpreted the jokes of some other posters.

This isn’t unusual for new SDMB members; this is a unique board, and the atmostphere isn’t the same as many other online forums. It takes some getting used to. The Pit, particularly, is a tricky place. It would probably be best to just back off for a bit, cool down, and move on to other things.

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/71 "2004-03-06T13:21:40Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> If I may, **NHIBI** , since you expressed an interest about libertarianism:
> 
> It is not all “Mine mine mine, none for you!”
> 
> [This](http://www.lp.org/issues/) is a good place to start. There is also a nationally syndicated radio libertarian talk show host, Neal Boortz and you may enjoy reading his program notes.
> 
> I’m not nearly as well-versed as **Lib** , but you should educate yourself before you demean something. That way, you can at least demean it _intelligently_. 😉

thank you for this great gift, it is wonderful to behold! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/72 "2004-03-06T13:25:02Z")

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> [@Lamia](#):
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> This isn’t unusual for new SDMB members; this is a unique board, and the atmostphere isn’t the same as many other online forums. It takes some getting used to. The Pit, particularly, is a tricky place. It would probably be best to just back off for a bit, cool down, and move on to other things.

I’d move on, but I’m just enjoying my mac too much. Yep, keep being unhappy, I am much too happy with my G4. I’m gonna keep on loving the imac, keep on \<3ing the itunes. ENJOY YOUR FILTHY INFIDEL BUG INFESTED DEATH TRAP OS! Death to Gates! Praise Jobs!

😉 \<3 yosemitebabe

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/73 "2004-03-06T13:31:29Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> I’d move on, but I’m just enjoying my mac too much. Yep, keep being unhappy, I am much too happy with my G4. I’m gonna keep on loving the imac, keep on \<3ing the itunes. ENJOY YOUR FILTHY INFIDEL BUG INFESTED DEATH TRAP OS! Death to Gates! Praise Jobs!
> 
> 😉 \<3 yosemitebabe

There are more appropriate places to have this little mental breakdown, m’dear. Like in the presence of a licensed therapist.

Have you looked up the definition of _unseemly_ yet? It would be a start. 😉

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/74 "2004-03-06T13:34:07Z")

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> [@yosemitebabe](#):
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> There are more appropriate places to have this little mental breakdown, m’dear. Like in the presence of a licensed therapist.
> 
> Have you looked up the definition of _unseemly_ yet? It would be a start. 😉

Are you a doctor?

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/75 "2004-03-06T13:38:25Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Are you a doctor?

Are you articulate? Do you have a clue?

Oh wait—never mind. Already know the answer to that. 😉

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/76 "2004-03-06T13:42:00Z")

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> [@yosemitebabe](#):
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> Are you articulate? Do you have a clue?
> 
> Oh wait—never mind. Already know the answer to that. 😉

Fuck off and stop derailing my thread.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/77 "2004-03-06T13:43:43Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Fuck off and stop derailing my thread.

Mwahaahaha!

That was a really good joke! You’re so funny. What a kidder you are!

😃

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**Author:** ![Epimetheus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Epimetheus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epimetheus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/78 "2004-03-06T13:44:43Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> If I may, **NHIBI** , since you expressed an interest about libertarianism:
> 
> It is not all “Mine mine mine, none for you!”
> 
> [This](http://www.lp.org/issues/) is a good place to start. There is also a nationally syndicated radio libertarian talk show host, Neal Boortz and you may enjoy reading his program notes.
> 
> I’m not nearly as well-versed as **Lib** , but you should educate yourself before you demean something. That way, you can at least demean it _intelligently_. 😉

And conversely: [Libertarianism makes you stupid](http://www.sethf.com/essays/major/libstupid.php).

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**Author:** ![Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Never\_Have\_I\_Because\_I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Never_Have_I_Because_I)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/79 "2004-03-06T13:47:45Z")

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> [@yosemitebabe](#):
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> Mwahaahaha!
> 
> That was a really good joke! You’re so funny. What a kidder you are!
> 
> 😃

Stop trolling, too. I mean it.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/libertarian-is-a-bully-a-bully-bully/232835/80 "2004-03-06T14:01:57Z")

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> [@Never Have I Because I](#):
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> Stop trolling, too. I mean it.

This is a whoosh again, right? You’re kidding, right? You keep on claiming that you’re facetous and kidding and all that, so I’ve got to assume you’re kidding again.

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