# Library agricultural program title: need answer fast! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 9, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459 "2016-09-09T19:59:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/1 "2016-09-09T19:59:12Z")
Hey y’all - I suck at naming things. I’ve got an upcoming program where my library works with a local agricultural museum / historical marker sort of place to do a little storytime for the kids there, with stories about agricultural things (think apples and harvests and cows and whatever) and there are activities (use an apple to stamp designs onto paper, pet the resident chickens, etc) and a craft, and yay community awareness and literacy! There’s going to be a series of these, so it can’t be a specific name for what we’re doing any one time - I need an overarching name for them that can be re-used for branding as this goes on. I’ve got all my ducks in a row for organization and buy-in and permissions, except now I need a name, and I’ve got a head-cold, and I’m on sudafed like mad, and it’s Friday afternoon, and I’ve got SHIT for ideas. Help? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/2 "2016-09-09T20:26:02Z")
Readers Growing? Growing Readers? Seeds of Reading. Hey, this is hard. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/3 "2016-09-09T20:31:16Z")
Food For Thought ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/4 "2016-09-09T20:37:58Z")
Grow Into Reading! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/5 "2016-09-09T20:41:49Z")
Read Some Bullshit Sorry, sorry… ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/6 "2016-09-09T20:45:13Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Read Some Bullshit > > Sorry, sorry… Haha! I do like that, but sadly, nope. I’m liking Growing Readers so far, but please keep them coming. I’ve just got to have something short, catchy, and somewhat topically related. (No sweat, right? 😕😕😕) ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2016, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/7 "2016-09-09T20:58:16Z")
The Book Farm Sprouting From the Page Aw, heck with it. Good luck! ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/8 "2016-09-11T12:09:57Z")
“Readers and Reapers, Yarns about Barns” ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/9 "2016-09-11T12:50:42Z")
Seed it, Feed it, Read it. ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/10 "2016-09-11T13:33:51Z")
> [@don\_t\_ask](#): > > Seed it, Feed it, Read it. hey, this one’s good! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Pinmin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@Pinmin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pinmin)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/11 "2016-09-12T00:51:12Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > The Book Farm > > Sprouting From the Page > > Aw, heck with it. Good luck! How about the similar “The Reading Ranch”? Make a double-R brand (like for cattle) for a logo. By the way, I think this is a great idea for attracting young readers. Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/12 "2016-09-12T14:48:33Z")
Thank you! We’re both trying to make sure that our local county and towns recognize us and have good memories of our offerings so they remember us fondly when tax time comes. 🙂 Seriously tho - they have a great facility over there, and the schools used to have day-trips out there, but they don’t any more, and the museum is trying really hard to remind the general public that they’re there and free and kid-friendly. This is the least the library can do to help a fellow institution out. I ended up going with Growing Readers, because it was nice and simple, but I’m saving Reading Ranch for something perfect - I’m working with a local goat farm to host a literacy event in the spring with their annual crop of baby goats that need to be petted and cuddled after they’re taken away from their mamas. Kids reading to baby goats. It’s a beautiful thing. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/library-agricultural-program-title-need-answer-fast/765459/13 "2016-09-12T17:09:19Z")
Just call it “Appleseed”.