(Lie about) Your Internet Fame

You magnificent son of a bitch.

I can’t tell with this font …
Is that AL Gore or ai Gore. ‘Cause artificial intelligence Gore sounds awesome.

Both. :robot:

I am the Admin.

Archimedes Plutonium thinks my scientific theories are a bit “out there”.

I write the XKCD comic.

That was excellent!

I’m the Admin. Official Sock

I invented pixels. And Megabytes, those too.

The internet murdered my dad. It was in all the papers.

My original version of the internet had no sexual content.

It disappeared in one day.

You inspired me to invent hacking.

I was the one who made grumpy cat grumpy.

His meme value was much lower when he was just ‘cat’.

About 30 years ago, a friend of my parents thought it’d be nice to inform people of an upcoming green card lottery, so I wrote a script to post that on some Usenet groups for them.

Sorry.

I poisoned The WELL.

I read all about it on, well, Reddit. Condolences.

I am the Internet Oracle.

My “Horses Playing Bag Pipes” upload is the #1 video on YouTube.

The internet once bit my sister.

I AM the internet.

You can’t be the internet. I own the internet.

It’s wireless.

I invented the backwards smiley. (-: