# Lie about yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965 "2023-08-02T16:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/182 "2023-12-16T21:54:30Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > Im really George Santos I’m George Santos and so is my wife! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2023, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/183 "2023-12-16T22:30:09Z")
This thread is making me sad. 😁 ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/184 "2023-12-18T18:15:35Z")
I just _looooove_ all 32,000 Hallmark Christmas movies! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/185 "2023-12-26T14:27:58Z")
It’s a well documented fact that Hallmark made precisely 32,000 Christmas movies and then abruptly ceased production when the CEO famously remarked “enough already!” when a writer presented a script for the 32,001st Christmas movie. I was there when it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/186 "2023-12-26T15:17:47Z")
I am, _secretly_, a Raccoon. Who has learned to use a computer. My tiny little ~~lethal~~ adorable paws sometimes have trouble with ~~my Luger~~ the keyboard. **But Raccoons are very, very friendly!** ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/187 "2024-01-19T03:03:15Z")
I love my implants. Best hundred grand I ever spent. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/188 "2024-01-19T03:16:15Z")
I am Trumps choice for vp. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/189 "2024-01-20T21:19:42Z")
The house is always spotless since I get up early every Sunday without fail and clean it from top to bottom. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/190 "2024-01-21T02:37:04Z")
I have hired Ferris as my housekeeper. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/191 "2024-01-24T08:42:14Z")
I am ‘Aluminum Man’ [![](https://www.criminalelement.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tin-foil-index.jpg) ](https://www.criminalelement.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/tin-foil-index.jpg) I don’t catch criminals; I just foil their plans. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/192 "2024-01-24T15:46:13Z")
I formed a society to re-introduce the British form, “aluminium”, into American English. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/193 "2024-01-25T17:55:36Z")
I’m made of aluminum and was the inspiration for Paul Simon’s “You Can Call Me Al.” ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/194 "2024-01-25T18:51:41Z")
I’m made of iron and was the inspiration for Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2024, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/195 "2024-01-25T18:59:17Z")
After an accident at a secret government facility, the details of which remained sealed to this day, I got a metal plate in my head. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/196 "2024-01-31T20:42:43Z")
Our ‘every day’ flatware includes dinner plates actually used by Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/197 "2024-01-31T20:50:44Z")
I am the most popular and non-controversial poster on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/198 "2024-01-31T21:02:03Z")
I’m a team player. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/199 "2024-01-31T21:09:00Z")
I’m eleven feet tall, but I pay everyone who knows me in person to pretend I’m average height. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/200 "2024-02-01T02:53:46Z")
I live in a drawering room. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2024, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/201 "2024-02-01T03:17:27Z")
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