# Lie about yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965 "2023-08-02T16:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/342 "2024-06-20T18:06:44Z")
I invented a new body part: Feeth. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/343 "2024-06-25T05:45:30Z")
I have Julian Assange’s cat. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/344 "2024-06-25T15:37:23Z")
Al Gore got the whole idea for having an _inter-net_ from me originally. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/345 "2024-07-16T22:13:59Z")
I used to be Captain Tootsie. Now I’m just a stew bum. [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/TfnU7G3.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/r45vgCy) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/346 "2024-07-17T15:31:29Z")
I have never ever posted in this thread before. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/347 "2024-07-17T15:36:20Z")
I’ve posted 34,365 off-topic true things about myself in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/348 "2024-07-22T04:06:45Z")
I reprogrammed my Casio calculator to work in septendecimal. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/349 "2024-07-22T22:24:41Z")
That wasn’t me who posted on the 17th. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/350 "2024-07-22T22:43:06Z")
There’s a curious low-pitched hum coming from my hypothalamus. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/351 "2024-07-22T23:28:45Z")
Earlier this year, in a secret lab in Canada, indestructible metal implants were affixed to my skeleton. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2024, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/352 "2024-07-22T23:56:16Z")
Indestructible, eh? Bwa-hah-hah-hah! If only **kenobi\_65 knew** what I put in them! He’ll soon be marching to _my_ tune! ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/353 "2024-07-24T01:27:11Z")
After that last post, I realize now that **Quondam\_Mechanic** is the reincarnation of John Phillip Sousa. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/354 "2024-08-04T18:39:55Z")
I have every post in this thread memorized. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/355 "2024-08-04T18:41:00Z")
I have every post of CairoCarol’s memorized backwards. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2024, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/356 "2024-08-05T03:42:31Z")
I have been hired - with quite a princely advance sum, I might add - to ghostwrite, “From Amnesia to Academia: The Remarkable Journey of Professor Pepperwinkle,” which is of course the autobiography of our very own poster, @Prof.Pepperwinkle. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/357 "2024-08-09T23:54:17Z")
I drove a Saab 90 across the Simpson desert. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/358 "2024-08-14T18:04:00Z")
I was sadder when my dog died than when I died. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/359 "2024-08-14T22:53:42Z")
I have never yet failed to solve the daily Wordle puzzle. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/360 "2024-08-15T02:52:17Z")
I am happier than my dog. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2024, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/361 "2024-08-15T03:15:29Z")
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