# Lie about yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965 "2023-08-02T16:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/522 "2025-07-13T17:52:43Z")
I am a devout adherent to 61 religions. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/523 "2025-07-13T17:56:10Z")
I am made of a secret blend of 61 herbs and spices. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/524 "2025-07-13T18:30:26Z")
I have a bionic scrotum ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/525 "2025-07-14T00:48:52Z")
Samuel L. Jackson gives me a foot massage on Tuesdays. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/526 "2025-07-14T01:01:38Z")
While thrashing around during a horrendous nightmare, I accidentally removed my own appendix. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/527 "2025-07-14T03:24:10Z")
I’ve managed to sustain myself for ten years by drinking my own urine and eating nothing more than my toenail clippings ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/528 "2025-07-14T04:02:43Z")
Never ever, even once in my life, have I been guilty of PWD (Posting While Drinking). And for sure that isn’t what I’m doing now. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/529 "2025-07-14T16:11:26Z")
Beloved actor Bill Murray has been my best friend since junior high school. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/530 "2025-07-14T22:52:55Z")
I have built a full-sized trebuchet in my back yard and use it to launch old pizza crusts at houses over three hundred feet away. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/531 "2025-07-14T23:32:49Z")
I’ve often wondered how old pizza crusts keep mysteriously appearing in my back yard. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2025, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/532 "2025-07-14T23:37:17Z")
My great great great great great grandfather (Fred Trebuchet) invented the trebuchet ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/533 "2025-07-17T14:25:13Z")
Trebuchets weren’t really usable as a weapon until my great great great great great grandfather Irving Catapult invented the rock. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/534 "2025-07-17T14:29:00Z")
My grandmother, Florence Mangonel, coined the word “yeet.” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/535 "2025-07-17T15:08:02Z")
I have ice water in my veins. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/536 "2025-07-17T15:42:08Z")
I have vein water in my ice. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/537 "2025-07-17T16:07:35Z")
I’ve got chocolate in my peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/538 "2025-07-17T16:16:10Z")
I got blisters on my fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/539 "2025-07-17T17:08:50Z")
I got peanut butter on your chocolate! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/540 "2025-07-17T17:35:41Z")
I have the only copy of the recipe for Reese’s Peanut Butter Big Cups ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/541 "2025-07-17T18:13:08Z")
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