# Lie about yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965 "2023-08-02T16:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Sooner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sooner/32/7875_2.png) [@Sooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sooner)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/622 "2025-09-01T03:54:54Z")
I have been a registered war refugee. My home burned to the ground, insurance only paid a bit on my personal property. I was once arrested for inciting a riot. Two are true; one is not - any guesses ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/623 "2025-09-01T17:50:56Z")
I once started a “Two truths and a lie” thread game. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2025, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/624 "2025-09-01T21:20:26Z")
Due to a driving mixup, I now have an Estonian passport. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2025, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/625 "2025-09-03T01:15:21Z")
I once cameoed in a movie alongside Steve Buscemi. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/626 "2025-09-04T00:48:00Z")
I give 110%. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/627 "2025-09-04T01:59:34Z")
I once canoed over Niagara Falls with your dentist. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2025, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/628 "2025-09-04T05:07:25Z")
I am the fifth dentist: the one who doesn’t recommend sugarless gum to my patients who chew gum. ---
**Author:** ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/629 "2025-09-05T20:13:52Z")
I am not a failure ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/630 "2025-09-06T02:47:37Z")
I don’t really like cats or dogs. My pet goldfish sleeps at the foot of my bed. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/631 "2025-09-06T03:02:47Z")
My banjo restringing company recently listed on the Estonian Stock Exchange. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2025, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/632 "2025-09-06T21:58:00Z")
At night I sleep rolled up in an enormous, freshly-made pancake. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/633 "2025-09-07T04:16:18Z")
Every night I cook a massive pancake. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/634 "2025-09-07T05:06:58Z")
Every night I eat a giant pancake with a meaty filling. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2025, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/635 "2025-09-07T05:27:49Z")
I _ **am** _ a giant pancake with a meaty filling. ---
**Author:** ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/636 "2025-09-08T16:56:42Z")
Thats what my wife said ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/637 "2025-09-08T18:44:38Z")
I’m often mistaken for a meaty pancake with a meaty filling. It’s hazardous for me to walk into a restaurant that serves pancakes, so I’ve just stopped going to those places. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/638 "2025-09-09T01:03:39Z")
I actually prefer giant meat-filled waffles. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/639 "2025-09-09T01:19:49Z")
Some of my best friends are waffles. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/640 "2025-09-09T02:15:48Z")
All of my friends are meat-filled, except for one positronic robot. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2025, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/641 "2025-09-17T10:58:22Z")
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