# Lie about yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965 "2023-08-02T16:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/81 "2023-08-17T00:24:50Z")
I never forget anything. Oh, wait, did somebody already say that? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/82 "2023-08-17T02:19:49Z")
I was the inspiration for Jonny Quest. ---
**Author:** ![themapleleaf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/themapleleaf/32/14349_2.png) [@themapleleaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/themapleleaf)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/83 "2023-08-17T21:19:24Z")
I maintain a positive outlook on life even in the face of adversity and welcome each new day that dawns with open arms. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/84 "2023-08-18T19:51:20Z")
My hovercraft is full of eels! ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/85 "2023-08-18T20:22:33Z")
I was the hand model for the [Ginsu Knife Commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUarASqrVnY&pp=ygUqb3JpZ2luYWwgZ2luc3Uga25pZmUgY29tbWVyY2lhbCB3YXRlcm1lbG9u) Just hands, meaning that is me holding the watermelon, but that is not my foot kicking it. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/86 "2023-08-18T21:17:15Z")
I had a great night’s sleep last night. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/87 "2023-08-31T12:28:15Z")
My Nobel Prize is in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/88 "2023-08-31T16:36:53Z")
This is my first time posting in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/89 "2023-08-31T16:38:45Z")
There is not a single dirty dish in my kitchen, as usual. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/90 "2023-08-31T18:10:54Z")
Yes there is. I just put a dirty cereal bowl on the counter instead of in the dishwasher with other dirty dishes. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/91 "2023-09-01T00:15:31Z")
I never watch more than an hour of TV a day, unless it’s PBS. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/92 "2023-09-01T00:34:07Z")
I live by the 25-hour biorhythm clock. In less than a month, I’ll be one whole day ahead of every one of you! Oh, what trouble I could get into. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/93 "2023-09-01T00:57:11Z")
My body is held together by rubber bands. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/94 "2023-09-01T01:04:14Z")
🎵 Rubber band, rubber band man 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/95 "2023-09-01T01:53:17Z")
I’m the one who brought all those 3 a.m. votes for Biden into the room! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2023, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/96 "2023-09-01T16:15:03Z")
The human body is on average 60% water. My body is 62%. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/97 "2023-09-02T03:49:24Z")
The lie I told before? It was actually true. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/98 "2023-09-04T02:29:45Z")
I’m so busy I can hardly find time to contribute to these threads. ---
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/99 "2023-09-04T02:53:09Z")
I had an affair with Elvis Pressley’s secret lover. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2023, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/100 "2023-09-04T03:05:30Z")
I _was_ Elvis Presley’s secret lover. How’s it going, sweetie? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965.md?page=6)