# Lie about yourself **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 2, 2023, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965 "2023-08-02T16:45:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/122 "2023-09-27T16:18:44Z")
I take stock of myself. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/123 "2023-09-27T17:56:16Z")
I’m in the stock market. Yesterday I bought two Holsteins and a Guernsey. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/124 "2023-09-27T18:27:31Z")
[This](https://www.pexels.com/photo/wood-light-house-architecture-18424236/) is a stock photograph of me in a building. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/125 "2023-09-27T22:17:28Z")
I have six digits on one hand and four on the other – I can still count to ten. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/126 "2023-09-28T02:31:18Z")
I have five digits on one hand, five on the other, and still can’t count to ten. ---
**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2023, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/127 "2023-09-29T19:51:07Z")
I know every curse word in all languages. Here’s one: Krunk! ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/128 "2023-09-30T00:00:09Z")
I am very handsome. And young!!! ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/129 "2023-09-30T00:05:01Z")
This morning I saved seven orphans from drowning. This afternoon I’ll be filling out the paperwork to adopt all of them. ---
**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/130 "2023-09-30T00:11:33Z")
I believe everything that’s been posted here so far. Every single word. Even the stuff I’ve posted. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/131 "2023-09-30T14:51:57Z")
I have absolute faith in homeopathy, astrology, chiropractice, and tarot. I’m 100% healthy, so obviously, they all work. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/132 "2023-09-30T15:40:14Z")
I was enrolled in a girls’ school until sixth grade; when my voice changed, I was given the boot – which I still wear, on occasion. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/133 "2023-10-05T06:04:21Z")
The plants in my yard that I talk to grow twice as fast as those I verbally ignore. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/134 "2023-10-05T12:33:14Z")
_My_ plants talk to _me_. I’m thinking of taking therapy to get rid of my habit of trying to one-up the things people tell me. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/135 "2023-10-05T15:18:19Z")
I’m already in therapy ten hours a week with seven different therapists to try to stop one-upping people. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/136 "2023-10-05T15:29:02Z")
I had an affair with Donald Trump.🤢 ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/137 "2023-10-06T00:53:51Z")
I wish I had an affair with Donald Trump. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/138 "2023-10-06T00:59:39Z")
I’m married to George Santos! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/139 "2023-10-06T01:00:48Z")
I had a threesome with George Santos. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/140 "2023-10-06T03:13:14Z")
George Santos is my mother. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lie-about-yourself/987965/141 "2023-10-07T16:24:14Z")
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