# Lies about Tea-Partiers? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 13, 2010, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036 "2010-10-13T19:27:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/61 "2010-10-14T17:09:52Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Wait till you see the bloodbath at the polls next month. Bye bye Reed. Bye bye Pelosi. Bye bye Obama. I know I’ll be voting Obama out of office next month. Who’s with me? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/62 "2010-10-14T17:18:01Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > > [@Cisco](#): > > > > Wait till you see the bloodbath at the polls next month. Bye bye Reed. Bye bye Pelosi. Bye bye Obama. > > I know I’ll be voting Obama out of office next month. Who’s with me? Are you guys high? He’s not on any of the ballots! You’re going to have to put him as a write-in candidate to vote him out of office. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/63 "2010-10-14T17:22:17Z")
**Cisco** : is now the right time to buy gold? Will colloidal silver help me survive the inevitable (but somewhat delayed) doom of Y2K? Is it true that the Third Amendment was improperly ratified? Finally, I’m not sure what type of tea bags to hang off of my giant (and ironical) sombrero next time I hit the streets to protect freedom. English breakfast? Earl Grey? Just plain ol’ Lipton? Thanks for your help. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/64 "2010-10-14T17:31:32Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > The answer to 1984 is 1776. Oh hell yes! I can finally get some slaves to go work for me and have my women the way I like them, subjugated, barefoot & in the kitchen. Plus without BIG GOVERNMENT getting in my way, I can finally set up a meth lab on that great piece of property next to the day car center. 1776 FTW! ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/65 "2010-10-14T17:34:39Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > **Cisco** : is now the right time to buy gold? Only if you have a safe in your own house and guns to protect it with (if Obama hasn’t taken them yet. Better hurry). > [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](#): > > > [@Cisco](#): > > > > The answer to 1984 is 1776. > > Oh hell yes! I can finally get some slaves to go work for me and have my women the way I like them, subjugated, barefoot & in the kitchen. > > 1776 FTW! I was only referring to the Freedom parts of 1776. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/66 "2010-10-14T17:40:06Z")
So has Cisco always been a retard? For some reason I only had him pegged as a little slow. Of course I’m accepting his word that he isn’t taking the piss. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/67 "2010-10-14T17:42:01Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > > [@Ravenman](#): > > > > **Cisco** : is now the right time to buy gold? > > Only if you have a safe in your own house and guns to protect it with (if Obama hasn’t taken them yet. Better hurry). > > > [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](#): > > > > Oh hell yes! I can finally get some slaves to go work for me and have my women the way I like them, subjugated, barefoot & in the kitchen. > > > > 1776 FTW! > > I was only referring to the Freedom parts of 1776. So was I, certainly not everyone in the country was free in 1776. Come on, if you want to return to the past at least have the balls to go all the way. None of this pick & choose bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/68 "2010-10-14T17:46:31Z")
God, don’t be such a kool-aid drinking liberal. You know exactly what I mean when I say 1776. Don’t pretend like I want to have slaves picking cotton again. Most of us were free at that time and you know it. ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/69 "2010-10-14T17:50:45Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > God, don’t be such a kool-aid drinking liberal. You know exactly what I mean when I say 1776. Don’t pretend like I want to have slaves picking cotton again. Most of us were free at that time and you know it. Uh huh. _Us_. I get it. Are you sexist too? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/70 "2010-10-14T17:51:49Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > God, don’t be such a kool-aid drinking liberal. You know exactly what I mean when I say 1776. Don’t pretend like I want to have slaves picking cotton again. Most of us were free at that time and you know it. Hey, kool-aid is nice and refreshing on a hot afternoon, and since it’s liberal kool-aid that means its free! By “most of us” did you mean “white males” ? Because I think at that point in the history of the US that was the only group with any significant rights. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to drive my native american neighbors out of their house so I can put in a badminton court. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/71 "2010-10-14T17:54:14Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > Are you sexist too? > [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](#): > > By “most of us” did you mean “white males” ? You guys have no interest in freedom. All you are interested in is smearing me. Remember Remember the 2nd of November. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/72 "2010-10-14T17:55:09Z")
> [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](#): > > So was I, certainly not everyone in the country was free in 1776. Come on, if you want to return to the past at least have the balls to go all the way. None of this pick & choose bullshit. I want to go back to England in 1665 and bring back the Royal Society, the Englightenment, have a sit down with a young John Locke. But not the plague, the slavery, or the economic system. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/73 "2010-10-14T17:57:11Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > But not the plague, the slavery, or the economic system. Well, maybe they were necessary. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/74 "2010-10-14T17:57:27Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Remember Remember the 2nd of November. The Russian declaration of war against the Ottoman Empire in 1914? I know man, brings a tear to my eye every year. God Bless the Motherland and God Bless the Czar! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/75 "2010-10-14T17:59:29Z")
> [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](#): > > Hey, kool-aid God DAMN it! A huge purple dude just crashed through my monitor screaming, “Oh Yeah!” Try to be more careful will you? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/76 "2010-10-14T18:00:58Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > > [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](#): > > > > Hey, kool-aid > > God DAMN it! > > A huge purple dude just crashed through my monitor screaming, “Oh Yeah!” Try to be more careful will you? Sorry, I’ll send a boy over there to fix that up for you right away. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/77 "2010-10-14T18:02:01Z")
No, I think **Cisco** is making reference to the [Levelland UFO case](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levelland_UFO_Case). **Cisco** is an alien! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/78 "2010-10-14T18:03:45Z")
Is he an illegal alien? If so he needs to get the hell out with the quickness and give us our jobs back! Damn Martians sneaking into my country. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/79 "2010-10-14T18:07:12Z")
Given that he’s been recommending [Matt Taibi articles elsewhere](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=13014408#post13014408). I’d say that yes, Cisco is taking the piss. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-about-tea-partiers/557036/80 "2010-10-14T18:08:26Z")
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