# Lies are oppressive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 19, 2012, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176 "2012-09-19T15:18:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176/21 "2012-09-20T00:44:16Z")

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> [@Diamonds02](#):
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> Do what?

Pay attention to you.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176/22 "2012-09-20T00:56:04Z")

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My jaw is literally on the floor. I would’ve guessed that my pastor, or my Scoutmaster was lying, maybe my wife or my mother, but a fellow doper… wtf?

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“The biggest problem with lying… is that you have to remember what you’ve said.” – Garrison Keillor\*

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**Author:** ![slm2955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@slm2955](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slm2955)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176/23 "2012-09-20T01:21:56Z")

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> [@Missy2U](#):
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> Are we really going to do this again? Seriously?

+1

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176/24 "2012-09-20T01:57:24Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> My jaw is literally on the floor.

> [@digs](#):
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> literally on the floor.

> [@digs](#):
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> literally

Literal body parts falling off is a sign that you may be a zombie. :eek:

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2012, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-are-oppressive/635176/25 "2012-09-20T04:11:48Z")

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Or maybe I was lying…

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