# Lies you tell your pets

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-you-tell-your-pets/812745>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2018, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-you-tell-your-pets/812745 "2018-04-20T01:12:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lies-you-tell-your-pets/812745/61 "2018-04-25T12:23:40Z")

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My Wife tells the dog, “You are going to doggie jail!”

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