# Life of Brian Re-Release

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 25, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349 "2004-03-25T14:36:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/41 "2004-03-26T13:20:11Z")

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> [@Dignan](#):
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> Quit picking your nose!

I wasn’t picking my nose.

I saw this on Fox news last night, I was wondering why they had scenes from the Life of Brian. I thought they were saying something about how bad the film was or something, but they seemed to like the idea that the movie was coming out again. I can’t wait to see it in the theaters.

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/42 "2004-03-26T15:54:32Z")

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:: throws stone at **Bambi Hassenpfeffer** ::

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/43 "2004-03-26T16:22:39Z")

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Oh, yes, I liked these news. The timing adds such delicious malice to it.

“All right, BESIDES the aqueduct, and the roads, and the post office, and the theatre and sanitation…”

> [@O Desfibrador](#):
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> Yes, and he (George Harrison) also appeared in stage with them, as a mountie in the Lumberjack Song.

And in turn, in tribute to that, the surviving Pythons did the Lumberjack Song at the “Concert for George” in 2002.

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**Author:** ![Steel\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/44 "2004-03-26T16:43:41Z")

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“'Who are you??!!”

“We are three wise men.”

“What??”

“We are three wise men!”

“Well, what are you doin’ creepin’ around the cowshed at 2 o’clock in the morning?? Doesn’t sound very wise to me!”  
This is indeed great news!

The thing I liked most about this movie is the perspective it places on any religion, just the absurdity of the whole concept.

“You know what the penalty is for 'arboring a known criminal?”

“No.”

“Crucifixion!”

“(Nonchalantly) Oh.”

“Nasty, eh?”

“Could be worse, could be stabbed.”

“Stabbed?? Takes a second! Crucifixion is a slow, 'orrible death!”

“Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.”

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**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/45 "2004-03-26T16:45:24Z")

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I hope they market it with the original 1979 tagline:

“See the movie that’s controversial, sacrilegious, and blasphemous. But if that’s not playing, see The Life of Brian.”

Heh

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**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/46 "2004-03-26T16:59:22Z")

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The Life of Brian Dopefest is a splendid idea! We shall have one in Memphis.

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**Author:** ![Big\_Norse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/big_norse/32/9954_2.png) [@Big\_Norse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Big_Norse)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/47 "2004-03-26T18:06:37Z")

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> [@GorillaMan](#):
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> I’m tempted to go, just to whistle _Always look on the bright side…_ through the closing scenes  
> 😃

I’ve been whistling this ever since I heard the news.

The perverse side of me is now tempted to go see _The Passion of the Christ_ and whistle it.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/48 "2004-03-26T19:00:09Z")

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I haven’t seen this movie since its initial release in 1979. Recently, I’ve been tempted to buy the DVD, but this is even better!

“I am \*not \* the Messiah!”  
"I say you _are_, Lord. And I should know, I’ve followed a few. "

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**Author:** ![vl\_mungo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/bc8723/32.png) [@vl\_mungo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vl_mungo)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/49 "2004-03-26T23:38:39Z")

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Oh, it’s the meek! Blessed are the meek!  
Oh, that’s nice, isn’t it? I’m glad they’re getting something, 'cause they have a hell of a time.

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/50 "2004-03-27T00:17:10Z")

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Shut up, big-nose 😃

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**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/51 "2004-03-27T00:24:51Z")

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“You lucky bastard!”

I saw a bit of the Micheal Palin prog **Sahara** tonight and he was in the place where they filmed much of LoB … “over there’s where we did the stoning”

“Are there any women here?”

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/52 "2004-03-27T01:19:12Z")

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Judith “_But we can support his [Stan’s] **right** to have a baby_”

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/53 "2004-03-27T01:35:23Z")

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“I’m not oppressing you Stan. Where’s the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?”

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**Author:** ![Survivor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/51bf81/32.png) [@Survivor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Survivor)\
**Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/54 "2004-03-27T04:48:59Z")

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Crucifixion? _Yes_

Crucifixion? _Yes_

Crucifixion? _No, Freedom…_

Freedom?.. _Nooo… Just kidding, Crucifixion…_

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-of-brian-re-release/236349/55 "2004-03-29T17:13:29Z")

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James Lileks’s Bleat column for today (Monday, March 29th) discusses _Life of Brian_ in some detail [here](http://www.lileks.com/bleats/) if you’re interested.

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