# Life Size Cardboard Cutout -- Who Do You Want?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 14, 2016, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346 "2016-06-14T14:25:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2016, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/41 "2016-06-18T15:33:41Z")

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> [@appleaday](#):
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> I already have a Dalek. It’s folded up and in storage behind a bookshelf.

I once made a Dalek out of snow. Did a pretty good job too, if I do say so myself. I could see cars slow down in the street to look at it, probably trying to figure out what it was.

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/42 "2016-06-19T15:22:04Z")

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[“That Girl” era Marlo Thomas](http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/195650/slide_195650_450229_free.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/43 "2016-06-19T18:54:13Z")

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Jerome Lester Horwitz.

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/44 "2016-06-19T19:01:37Z")

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The Lost in Space Robot

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/45 "2016-06-19T21:27:11Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> Jerome Lester Horwitz.

Soitenly!!

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/46 "2016-06-19T21:47:33Z")

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> [@ASGuy](#):
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> …a life size cardboard cutout, in color, of Elvira, Mistress of the Dark…

Did you know that Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) appeared, topless, in a C-movie, [The Working Girls?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Working_Girls) She does a strip routine, and seems surprised to find she actually has breasts. Looky what we have here!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/47 "2016-06-19T23:02:51Z")

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I’d like Halle Berry as she was in _Race the Sun_. 🙂

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/48 "2016-06-20T01:51:35Z")

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Larry and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/49 "2016-06-20T02:13:11Z")

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I just saw Willie Geist interview Bill Simmons this morning on The Today Show. Simmons keeps one of Patrick Swayze from Roadhouse in his Office. I thought that was amusing.

I’d love one of Pink, but I want it to be of her hanging and swirling from a rope like she does in her show.

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/50 "2016-06-20T02:30:21Z")

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Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson as Gregor Clegane.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/51 "2016-06-20T02:32:58Z")

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Me. So the neighbors would think I was home even when I wasn’t. Or the Black Widow.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/52 "2016-06-20T22:20:23Z")

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I have Obama.

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**Author:** ![NVME702-redux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a183cd/32.png) [@NVME702-redux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NVME702-redux)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2016, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/53 "2016-06-22T19:09:02Z")

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John Travolta and Samuel Jackson, together, from Pulp Fiction…pointing their guns of course.

I’m sure that wont cause any problems out in the backwoods of North Texas.

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/54 "2016-06-23T12:59:12Z")

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> [@RobDog](#):
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> Michael Flatley

You see, because cardboard, and his name’s Michael Flat…

Oh FINE, suit yourselves.

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**Author:** ![What\_the](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f4b2a3/32.png) [@What\_the](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_the)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-size-cardboard-cutout-who-do-you-want/757346/55 "2016-06-23T16:30:07Z")

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The Ugly American

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