# Life skills test

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 21, 2008, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039 "2008-05-21T00:27:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/41 "2008-05-21T18:55:50Z")

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B without a doubt. I lived with my parents on the weekends for about 6 months and I couldn’t handle it living with them permanently would drive me crazy and seriously who would rather no how to change the oil or mow the lawn versus having sex.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/42 "2008-05-21T18:59:52Z")

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B. No question.

I mean, really–living with your mother? Being a virgin for much of your adult life? No way.

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**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/43 "2008-05-21T19:00:37Z")

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[QUOTE=The Weird One]  
…and I could live without sex, but not with my mother.  
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You couldn’t live without…nah, too easy. 😉

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/44 "2008-05-21T20:44:31Z")

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This is easy. Just drain the oil over your lawn and you won’t have to know how to work a lawnmower.

B.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/45 "2008-05-21T20:50:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Engineer Dude]  
You couldn’t live without…nah, too easy. 😉  
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She is not!! Take it back!!

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/46 "2008-05-21T21:01:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Oredigger77]  
who would rather no how to change the oil or mow the lawn versus having sex.  
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Lots of people live happily without sex.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/47 "2008-05-21T21:33:55Z")

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Definately B.

And while we’re all assuming BIL is classifying B to be the ‘loser’, can we get some confirmation on that **Black Rabbit**?

ETA: And possibly some explanation as to his rationale?

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/48 "2008-05-21T22:01:47Z")

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I currently pay $30 a month to Jiffy Lube to change my oil while my mother has sex with the guy who mows the lawn. Where do I fit in?

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/49 "2008-05-21T23:35:23Z")

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Depends on how much you pay the lawn guy, obviously.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2008, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life-skills-test/450039/50 "2008-05-22T00:50:18Z")

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There are no “finer points” to operating a lawn mower. You just keep pushing it over the parts of the lawn that haven’t been mown yet.

B.

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