# life
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 24, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179 "2003-05-24T04:31:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@bullets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bullets)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/1 "2003-05-24T04:31:27Z")
life is tough, but it’s even tougher if you are stupid!
----john wayne-----
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/2 "2003-05-24T04:42:09Z")
**Life** was created by a brooding God.
–Wayne Wexell
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### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/3 "2003-05-24T05:14:43Z")
, The Universe, And Everything.
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### Author:  [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/4 "2003-05-24T05:20:13Z")
1.
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/5 "2003-05-24T11:04:23Z")
…is just a bowl of cherries.
(So why am I in the pits?)
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### Author:  [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/6 "2003-05-24T11:46:58Z")
[ul]:o [sup] **Ain’t fair!** [/sup][/ul]
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### Author:  [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/7 "2003-05-24T12:17:46Z")
…is what happens while you’re making other plans.
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### Author:  [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/8 "2003-05-24T12:22:21Z")
…is Beautiful.
The movie wasn’t so bad either.
🙂
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/9 "2003-05-24T12:26:30Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by bullets \*
> \*\*life is tough, but it’s even tougher if you are stupid!
> ----john wayne----- \*\*
Really? All the stupid people I see have great lives, no pressures. The intelligent are the ones who look like they have it tough - because they have to deal with stupid people!
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### Author:  [@bullets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bullets)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/10 "2003-05-24T14:04:46Z")
this is god speaking! i’m giving all of you 30 days to vacate the
premises…i have new tenants. and don’t be stupid or i’ll have to get tough with you!
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### Author:  [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/11 "2003-05-24T16:43:09Z")
Mikey likes it.
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### Author:  [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/12 "2003-05-24T20:32:26Z")
Is like a box of chocolates…
Hey somebody had to say it 🙂
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### Author:  [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/13 "2003-05-24T22:38:34Z")
- is what happens between naps.
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### Author:  [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)
#### Post date: [May 24, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/14 "2003-05-24T23:00:18Z")
…sucks and then you die.
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### Author:  [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/15 "2003-05-25T00:01:58Z")
… don’t talk to me about life…
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### Author:  [@TheFunkySpaceCowboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheFunkySpaceCowboy)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/16 "2003-05-25T00:19:03Z")
is a bitch, then you marry one!
/me runs, hides.
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### Author:  [@bullets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bullets)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/17 "2003-05-25T01:08:57Z")
confucius say “woman who fly upside down have crack up”.
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### Author:  [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/18 "2003-05-25T02:29:08Z")
…is the deadliest of the sexually transmitted diseases.
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### Author:  [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/19 "2003-05-25T02:43:12Z")
only is 2/3 of your existance. The other 1/3 is spent in a coma like state known as “sleep”.
42
Bring your towel
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### Author:  [@Delly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delly)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/life/177179/20 "2003-05-25T03:49:02Z")
is what you make it
:dubious:
the old cliche
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