# Life's little victories.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473 "2018-12-03T01:33:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/1 "2018-12-03T01:33:15Z")

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Today, we made a Costco run, were in and out in less than 45 minutes and I didn’t yell “Get the fuck OUT OF MY WAY!!” once. Got a great deal on rum and fleece sheets, too.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/2 "2018-12-03T02:51:38Z")

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Jeez, that was a feat to crow about. First of the month in December! WTF, was there a road cut off or something? I won’t even venture to a big box store til well after New Years. I can’t deal with it.

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/3 "2018-12-03T05:55:53Z")

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It feels like I can never get out of Costco for less than $200. 😉

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/4 "2018-12-03T12:34:00Z")

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The bar I frequent had a Saturday Brunch consisting of a Smoked Beef Brisket Crepe, S’mores French Toast, and a Raspberry Vinegarette Salad. This was served with a flight of Founders beers; Rubaeus, All Day IPA, Canadian Breakfast Stout (2017), and Canadian Breakfast Stout (2018).

I was just crushed that I (my gf actually) had made plans for the day. The owners of the bar heard about my dilemma and asked me to stop in on Sunday. I stopped in and discovered they’d arranged to serve the brunch to me. I felt Royal.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/5 "2018-12-03T13:24:11Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Got a great deal on rum and fleece sheets, too.

That’s the sit-on-the-sofa version of a drunk cake?

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/6 "2018-12-03T18:15:18Z")

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My employer gave me a modest bonus which, for reasons I don’t fully understand, is in the form of a gift card to Target. A few days later we got a coupon for $20 off any Target shopping trip over $100. Those two things will go nicely together.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/7 "2018-12-03T18:20:49Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> My employer gave me a modest bonus which, for reasons I don’t fully understand, is in the form of a gift card to Target.

One possible reason is that some retailers kick back a bonus to the purchaser of a gift-card.

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**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/8 "2018-12-03T18:57:30Z")

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Drove home from the family’s on the Sunday after Thanksgiving, dreading what is normally a 4 hour drive but can become 6+ when driving the Sunday after a holiday.

Between leaving early (8:15 am) and taking an alternate route for the final 30 miles or so (a toll road that avoids the horrible congestion of the northern suburbs), I reached an all-time best of 3 hours and 45 minutes.

I didn’t know what to do with the rest of my day.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/9 "2018-12-03T21:39:52Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Today, we made a Costco run, were in and out in less than 45 minutes and I didn’t yell “Get the fuck OUT OF MY WAY!!” once. Got a great deal on rum and fleece sheets, too.

> [@Nava](#):
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> That’s the sit-on-the-sofa version of a drunk cake?

I was trying to figure out how they weave the rum into the fleece…

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/10 "2018-12-03T21:58:14Z")

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Weave, hell. We just spill it. 😃

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**Author:** ![K2500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f6c823/32.png) [@K2500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K2500)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-little-victories/825473/11 "2018-12-04T02:49:56Z")

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Liquor. On a Sunday. From a store that also sells fleece. Without yelling fuck you.

Around here that would be considered four seperate victories. Bonus victory if you could make all that happen after 9pm.
