# Life's too short to tolerate arseholes!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 10, 2004, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287 "2004-04-10T05:53:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/21 "2004-04-10T19:39:18Z")

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Attaboy, Maxxie!

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/22 "2004-04-10T19:51:22Z")

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Damn. I was looking into a Dickheadmobile. Should I consider the Asswagon? My only concern is that I’ve heard that the Dickheadmobile handles it’s gas better.

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**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/23 "2004-04-10T21:45:01Z")

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Ack! sorry, I didn’t type the whole pseudonym out but \*\*auliya \*\* is right about what it means.

Both my kids are diagnosed on the autistic spectrum and both have attention/impulse control issues. One parent, busy carpark and you’ve got a nightmare.

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**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/24 "2004-04-10T23:04:33Z")

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Attagirl, **Maxxxie**. It takes courage to say something, and I’m glad you did.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/25 "2004-04-10T23:27:11Z")

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Good on ya **Maxxxie**!  
When I worked retail we often would call the cops on people who parked in disabled parking spaces without disabled plates/hangtags. I don’t care whether you’re just going to be a minute, it’s wrong.

My dad is disabled. About 15 years ago he broke down and applied for disabled plates- but still wouldn’t utilize disabled parking spaces. It’s only been in the past few years when his cancer has begun to really take a toll on his mobility that he has started using them. My mom, OTOH, has no qualms about parking in disabled spaces, even if dad is not with. She tried it _once_ when I was in the truck with her. Never again.

What I find mildly amusing about the ability to obtain a disabled plate is how selective our local agency is about it. I had ACL reconstruction/orthoscopic surgery. I was braced from hip to ankle for 6 weeks. Couldn’t get a temporary hangtag if my life depended on it. A cousin who had foot surgery? Here ya go.

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**Author:** ![netscape\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8c91f0/32.png) [@netscape\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/netscape_6)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/26 "2004-04-11T02:26:20Z")

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> [@Maxxxie](#):
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> dickheadmobile\*

To the dickheadmobile dickheadman away!

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**Author:** ![agiantdwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8c91f0/32.png) [@agiantdwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agiantdwarf)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/27 "2004-04-11T02:49:12Z")

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Life’s too short and so am I.

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**Author:** ![htns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ba8739/32.png) [@htns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/htns)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lifes-too-short-to-tolerate-arseholes/239287/28 "2004-04-11T12:01:29Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> Damn. I was looking into a Dickheadmobile. Should I consider the Asswagon? My only concern is that I’ve heard that the Dickheadmobile handles it’s gas better.

I once drove an Asswagon Goatse. Nice car, but MASSIVE exhaust problems.

😃

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