Riboflavin’s Question: Is it burglary if I’m breaking in to take back property stolen from me (or robbery if I do it with force)? What if I take goods from someone for a payment that I allege they owe me and they refuse to pay? Hazel’s Answer: In my system, you wouldn’t need to do these things. If someone steals from you, you’d go to the police. They’d have plenty of time and resources to deal with theft and burglary, as they would not be fighting a futile war on drugs.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it murder for me to kill someone who steps on my lawn? Tries to break down my door? Is running off with my property? Breaks into my home? Makes a verbal threat? Waves a knife at me? Hazel’s Answer: You can kill someone who is trying to kill you, with a knife or otherwise. It would be criminal for you to kill in all of the other cases you list.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it murder if I set a deadly trap and someone trespassing (or breaking in) dies in it? What if there’s a dangerous condition (like an unfilled pool) and someone trespassing dies in it? Hazel’s Answer: Deadly trap? You’d probably be charged with some crime (not necessarily murder); you might or might not be convicted. Dangerous condition? You’d probably be charged with something or other; something far less then murder.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it murder if I sell more alcohol to a drunk guy, who ends up dying from alcohol poisoning? How about if someone dies because the food I sold them happened to have an ingredient they’re allergic to? How about if they die from some medicine I made up in my basement and sold? Hazel’s answer: None of these things are murder. However, if you are selling a worthless product that you falsely claim is medicinal, you’d be charged with fraud. If someone died because of an ingredient in something you sold him, this ingredient was known to be deadly for some people, and your packaging failed to list this ingredient, you’d be charged with reckless endangerment or manslaughter or something.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it murder if I and someone else agree to engage in a dangerous contest and one person dies? What about a duel (where we each try to kill each other)? What if we sign a contract where I pay money in exchange for being allowed to kill him in a year? Hazel’s Answer: No, none of these things are murder.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it rape if I have non-forcible sex with a girl or boy who’s 20? 18? 16? 14? 12? 10? 8? (And does it matter how old I am?) Hazel’s answer: In my system, once you’re past puberty, you’re entitled to have sex with any other post-pubescent persons you like. So long as everyone’s past puberty, and everyone consents, people can do as they please. Pre-pubescent kids engaging in consensual sex play are not to be considered to be committing any crime. But once you hit puberty, pre-pubescent kids are off limits.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it rape if I lie about my accomplishments in life during the seduction? What if I fail to disclose something bad I did in the past? What if I impersonate someone she/he knows? Hazel’s answer: No, none of these things is rape. (These questions are getting kinda silly.)
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it rape if I require consent to sex as a condition for him/her to keep a job/get a job/use a road or other service? If I have sex with a prostitute but refuse to pay him/her afterwards (or pay via fraudulent means)? Hazel’s Answer: No, these acts are not rape. Failing to pay the prostitute is theft of services, however, just as failing to pay a cab driver is.
Riboflavin’s Question: Is it assault if I grab someone and throw them off of my property? What if I give them a few good kicks along the way? Put them into ‘hospitalized’ condition? Hazel’s answer: Why should you need to personally eject the trespasser? Why not just call the cops?
Riboflavin’s Question: As soon as you allow ‘reckless disregard to the probability of harm to another’, you haven’t ended the war on drugs, guns, or any other possession laws. After all, it’s easy to simply declare that insecure storage of the objects is illegal and require prohibitive storage costs, or that sales to criminals or minors are irresponsible (and place prohibitive restrictions on sales). I thought the correct Libertarian way to handle drunk driving was via contract with the road owner anyway? Hazel’s answer: It’s far too easy to outlaw something by the back door via laws that require needless but expensive things. In the Hazel system, no such laws would exist.
Riboflavin’s Question: Similarly, you can use the ‘reckless disregard’ for sex pretty easily too. Does reckless disregard get invoked if I don’t mention that I have aids before having unprotected sex? How about the common cold? Anywhere in between those two? Hazel’s Answer: If you know you have AIDS, you have an obligation to refrain from unprotected sex. I’d say that if you have AIDS, engaging in unprotected sex is reckless endangerment. Needless to say, I should think, this applies only to conditions that have a high probability of causing death.