# Lightning strikes woman's tongue stud

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 6, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584 "2003-07-06T16:42:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/1 "2003-07-06T16:42:57Z")

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[Lightning strikes woman’s tongue stud](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/berkshire/3047436.stm) God does not seem to like those studs and neither do I.

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**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/2 "2003-07-06T16:47:51Z")

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That is hilarious i find…😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/3 "2003-07-06T16:51:43Z")

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Considering that the odds of being struck by lightning are always presented as some astronomical number, I wonder what the odds were that someone would be struck on a tongue stud by lightning?

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/4 "2003-07-06T16:57:48Z")

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:eyes pierced nipples and navel a bit nervously:

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/5 "2003-07-06T17:20:08Z")

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So how ya doin’ Mermaid? Are yours of the lightning rod type or the grounded type? Can I see them?

(BTW, lighting is NOT funny. My boat was hit by lightning a couple years ago and suffered some very serious damage. I was lucky I was not on it at the time.)

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/6 "2003-07-06T17:37:27Z")

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Another reason not to. Not that I needed any.

“Ah ub mah ta rin,” one might say. (What’s up with that anyway?) That’s fine if you love yours. I do think they are attractive in many cases. I like piercings moreso than many tattoos. Although, some of those are very cool also.

Which reminds me, _XXX_ (Vin Diesel) is, quite possibly, the most cliched and stupid movie ever made. Why do we pay for the movie channels again? Oh yeah, DSL. Never mind.

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/7 "2003-07-06T17:37:42Z")

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[It must be a sign](http://www.local6.com/news/2310988/detail.html)

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/8 "2003-07-06T18:10:41Z")

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_Takes out belly button piercing, puts it down and quickly backs off_

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/9 "2003-07-06T18:13:23Z")

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Righteous, **xgxlx**!

Don’t know which event restores my sense of justice more.

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**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/10 "2003-07-06T18:36:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by xgxlx \*  
> \*\*[It must be a sign](http://www.local6.com/news/2310988/detail.html) \*\*

Love this part:

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> Afterward, services resumed for about 20 minutes until the congregation realized the church was on fire.

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/11 "2003-07-06T18:39:45Z")

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That is so cool. I’m going to get my tongue pierced right away.

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**Author:** ![Br\_er\_Lapin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Br\_er\_Lapin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Br_er_Lapin)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/12 "2003-07-06T19:08:11Z")

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> God does not seem to like those studs and neither do I.

Eh. I think if it hadn’t been the toungue stud, it would have been her underwire bra (if she was wearing one), a necklace, etc…  
Lighting is finicky, but who’s to say it wasn’t going to strike her anyway and just happened to choose the tongue as a point to make contact?

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/13 "2003-07-06T19:11:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
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> (BTW, lighting is NOT funny. My boat was hit by lightning a couple years ago and suffered some very serious damage. I was lucky I was not on it at the time.) \*\*

Au contraire. Lighting is VERY funny.

Why, just the other day, the incadescent was saying to the halogen, “Say, I’ve got a **bright** idea!”

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/14 "2003-07-06T20:17:00Z")

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Didn’t someone tell her not to _bolt_ when she eats?

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/15 "2003-07-06T21:02:20Z")

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::Mr. Boffo:: _I’ve never heard the word “yowza” used with more feeling._ ::/Mr. Boffo::

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/16 "2003-07-06T21:43:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> \*\*[Lightning strikes woman’s tongue stud](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/berkshire/3047436.stm) God does not seem to like those studs and neither do I. \*\*

Religion and stupidity all in one sussinct post. How thrilling.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/17 "2003-07-06T21:54:08Z")

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I would just like to note that if any female here has a tongue stud and would like to show me in person, that would be fine. Then I could ask you why you got it, and… hey! Why are you looking at me like that?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/18 "2003-07-06T22:28:48Z")

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Men mere, mone matt\*

\*“Been there, done that” said with a swollen tongue

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**Author:** ![sailor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@sailor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sailor)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/19 "2003-07-06T22:37:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mockingbird \*  
> \*\*Religion and stupidity all in one sussinct post. How thrilling.
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> :rolleyes: \*\*

As the rest of the intelligent posters have understood very well, it is not religion but humor. And you could learn some English too.

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightning-strikes-womans-tongue-stud/186584/20 "2003-07-06T22:51:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by sailor \*  
> \*\*As the rest of the intelligent posters have understood very well, it is not religion but humor. And you could learn some English too. \*\*

Uh huh. I fail to see where my English is lacking. I also fail to find your words amusing.

YMMV.

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