# Lightsabre Dildo

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightsabre-dildo/480455>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightsabre-dildo/480455 "2009-01-09T00:57:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightsabre-dildo/480455/1 "2009-01-09T00:57:37Z")

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Brings a whole new meaning to “use the Force!”

**NSFW LINK!!!**

http://www.homemade-sex- [toys.com](http://toys.com) /light/

Take the spaces out between the dash and toys and com and the backslash. Its apparently Vader’s sabre.

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightsabre-dildo/480455/2 "2009-01-09T04:13:38Z")

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Remember when you would put the flashlight in your mouth and turn it on and your cheeks would glow red?

Um, yeah, that.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lightsabre-dildo/480455/3 "2009-01-09T13:57:17Z")

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Cool! So, if you use blue LEDs and a Darth Maul Light Sabre, you can have a Blue Double Headed Jelly Dong Lightsaber!