# ...like I need a hole in the head

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-i-need-a-hole-in-the-head/461965>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 4, 2008, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-i-need-a-hole-in-the-head/461965 "2008-09-04T09:24:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![slitterst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@slitterst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slitterst)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-i-need-a-hole-in-the-head/461965/21 "2008-09-04T23:49:27Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> - any better suggestions?

You should have seen the zit before I popped it!

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-i-need-a-hole-in-the-head/461965/22 "2008-09-04T23:52:24Z")

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“This scar? Shark attack. No, I wasn’t attacked _by_ a shark, this is where I headbutted that cowardly bugger right in the nose. That’s what he deserves for lookin’ at me funny.”

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-i-need-a-hole-in-the-head/461965/23 "2008-09-05T00:17:34Z")

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“Its a straw-hole. I had a part in a [George Romero movie](http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/night-of-the-living-dead-waitress-small.jpg)once…”

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-i-need-a-hole-in-the-head/461965/24 "2008-09-05T00:18:06Z")

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> [@Jragon](#):
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> Bonus points if you have a daughter named or nicknamed Athena.

Partial credit if she goes by Boomer?

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