# Like Qadgop's bagel-dog penis guy only orders of magnitude more and \*happy\* about it. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 16, 2006, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920 "2006-04-16T23:36:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/61 "2006-04-19T01:49:09Z")
**Qadgop** , what would be the long term effects of something like this? Will he lose control of his bladder? Considering that silicon breast implants are thought to be linked to breast cancer, could this put him in danger of testicular cancer? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/62 "2006-04-19T01:57:13Z")
[QUOTE=Jeep’s Phoenix] Yeah. You see the part on top that looks like a dangling, prolapsed rectum? [/QUOTE] I first read that as “a _darling,_ prolapsed rectum”. I need to put this thread way, _waaaaay_ behind me. So to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/63 "2006-04-19T02:02:41Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] **Qadgop** , what would be the long term effects of something like this? Will he lose control of his bladder? Considering that silicon breast implants are thought to be linked to breast cancer, could this put him in danger of testicular cancer? [/QUOTE] No idea. I’m not aware of any links between silicone implants and cancer tho. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/64 "2006-04-19T02:57:34Z")
[QUOTE=Qadgop the Mercotan] No idea. I’m not aware of any links between silicone implants and cancer tho. Cite? [/QUOTE] I don’t have one at the moment, let me see, here’s one at [Web MD](http://www.webmd.com/content/article/75/89738.htm). I don’t believe it was ever proven, just some suspicions and paranoia. ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/65 "2006-04-19T04:08:43Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] **Qadgop** , what would be the long term effects of something like this? Will he lose control of his bladder? Considering that silicon breast implants are thought to be linked to breast cancer, could this put him in danger of testicular cancer? [/QUOTE] I think there´s a distinction between breast implants and… this… thing… _shiver_, breast implants are bags of silicone, this guy has injected the liquid stuff in his ex-manhood, free to spill, slosh and mix around; and I bet the silicone compound on the skin of a breast implant is different in composition than what this guy pumped in. Now if only this google ads would be helpful just for once and post ads for brain scrubbers… ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/66 "2006-04-19T04:40:16Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] I first read that as “a _darling,_ prolapsed rectum”. [/QUOTE] :eek: To add to what **Ale** said, I was under the impression that silicone injections of this nature used the equivalent of silicone sealant from the local hardware store. (Google “pumping parties” sometime.) Silicone breast implants are contained in sealed pouches. ---
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/67 "2006-04-19T05:43:25Z")
Wow. That’s the second largest… no, that _is_ the largest wang I’ve seen. (Not that I go out my way to see a lot of them, but… ya know.) It’s nice that he’s done it for his own amusement, and not 'cause he felt it was expected of him like a lot of other plastic surgery seems to be. I just wonder what he does with it now, seeing as how the usual schlong-involving past-times seem no longer available… :dubious: BTW, doesn’t that guy look _just_ like Howie Mandel? And kinda sound like him? ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/68 "2006-04-19T10:22:31Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] **Qadgop** , what would be the long term effects of something like this? Will he lose control of his bladder? Considering that silicon breast implants are thought to be linked to breast cancer, could this put him in danger of testicular cancer? [/QUOTE] I realize some people think there’s a connection between silicone breast implants and cancer, but not one of them I’m aware of is either a doctor who’s really looked into the matter or a scientific researcher. In fact, I think another study just came out that, again, showed no link. There is some concern that implants, particularly large ones, might interfere with breast cancer _diagnosis_ by complicating mammograms. Heck, there are people who think _bras_ cause breast cancer! There’s also been a rumored link between silicone breast implants and auto-immune disorders but it has never been proven in any study. Fact is, a certain number of women get auto-immune diseases whether they have implants of any sort or not. And there doesn’t seem to be a link between other medically used silicone and auto-immune disorders. Once in awhile someone does have a bad reaction to such an implant, but that’s human variability for you. People can have a bad reaction to a blood transfusion, penicillan, or any number of other things, too. Now, if a silicone implant _ruptures_ it can can cause problems with deformity in the implanted body bit, and it can be a real problem to try to dig out the silicone running around “free”. This is also true of _injected_ silicone, which is why reputable docs don’t use that method anymore. Silicone can migrate in the body, either a short distance, which can result in strange and lumpy shapes, or somewhat farther. If it gets into the bloodstream it’s a Bad Thing. > [@Ale](#): > > I bet the silicone compound on the skin of a breast implant is different in composition than what this guy pumped in. I don’t know what they’re using now, but the original breast-enhancing silcone used many, many years ago was, apparently, ordinary industrial-grade stuff - in other words, pretty standard silicone sealant. I’d guess one of the major drawbacks to the hardware store variety is difficulty in ensuring sterility. Another issue might be quality control - stuff intended to go inside the human body is usually manufactured, packaged, and scrutinized far more than what is intended to be used on drafty windows or leaky aquariums. It’s rather like the “super-glue” doctors use for some types of tissue repair is the same stuff you buy at the hardware store - but what a surgeon is using has been manufactured to a higher standard of purity and handled to prevent any contamination. > [@Nanoda](#): > > It’s nice that he’s done it for his own amusement, and not 'cause he felt it was expected of him like a lot of other plastic surgery seems to be. I just wonder what he does with it now, seeing as how the usual schlong-involving past-times seem no longer available… I dunno, maybe he expects people to worship it or something. Sacrifice small goats to it. Pet it. I know that with breast implants women sometimes lose sensation in the operated area… wonder how much sensation he’s got in that enormous wang? He could still be a bottom in anal sex, or give someone else head, so I suppose his sex life isn’t _totally_ gone… but the only person I could imagine him bonking, assuming he can actually get an erection anymore, would be Goatse. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/69 "2006-04-19T15:34:48Z")
[QUOTE=Nanoda] BTW, doesn’t that guy look _just_ like Howie Mandel? And kinda sound like him? [/QUOTE] New game show: “Penis or Not Penis?” (I vote Not Penis.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/70 "2006-04-19T15:42:50Z")
Okay, thanks. I knew there were no conclusions, but I wasn’t sure what the current findings were. So since this guy just injected free silicone, is he in for some health problems? Does he have to keep injecting to keep that…thing looking like that? ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/71 "2006-04-19T16:39:31Z")
[QUOTE=Anastasaeon] If Dolly Parton had a penis… well, that’d be it. [/QUOTE] Heh. I’m listening to a bit of Dolly Parton right now, and just as I read your post, she was singing, “You’re a tender man, and you’re man enough to show your love”. I’ll say! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/72 "2006-04-19T17:07:28Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] Does he have to keep injecting to keep that…thing looking like that? [/QUOTE] Yes, that’s a down side. On the up side, when he ejaculates, he can caulk your bathtub. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920/73 "2006-04-19T18:23:57Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] So since this guy just injected free silicone, is he in for some health problems? [/QUOTE] As I mentioned earlier, I read about a guy - either this one or another one doing the same thing - who eventually nearly died from silicone leaking into his bloodstream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/like-qadgops-bagel-dog-penis-guy-only-orders-of-magnitude-more-and-happy-about-it/352920.md?page=3)