# Li'l Donnie forgot his lifts
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [May 25, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512 "2019-05-25T20:02:08Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/1 "2019-05-25T20:02:08Z")
[https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1131745126215241730/photo/1](https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1131745126215241730/photo/1)
Presenting The Orange Slob.
Maybe he will able able to dress himself one day…
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### Author:  [@Skypist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skypist)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/2 "2019-05-25T20:05:35Z")
I think it’s just more that he wears his clothes very baggy because he thinks that hides his obesity. Look - his clothes are loose! He’s so skinny! :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/3 "2019-05-25T20:27:21Z")
His necktie disease has spread to his pants.
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### Author:  [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/4 "2019-05-25T20:27:21Z")
“Shoes are a sign of weakness!”
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### Author:  [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/5 "2019-05-25T21:22:30Z")
He looks like a kid who put his dad’s suit on.
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### Author:  [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/6 "2019-05-25T21:35:02Z")
I’m tellin’ ya, he, Mr Billionaire with his own clothing line, buys off the rack and doesn’t get alterations. My daughter worked at a clothier and was taught a lot of altering by the store’s tailor and freaks out about the way Dolt 45’s clothes fit.
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### Author:  [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)
#### Post date: [May 25, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/7 "2019-05-25T21:50:58Z")
> [@pythonzzz](#):
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> [https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1131745126215241730/photo/1](https://twitter.com/Redpainter1/status/1131745126215241730/photo/1)
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> Presenting The Orange Slob.
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> Maybe he will able able to dress himself one day…
And none of his aides could give him a hint that his look was going to be noticed and ridiculed, because the New Normal is that Trump accuses anyone who criticizes him of having committed treason.
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### Author:  [@LAZombie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LAZombie)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/8 "2019-05-26T15:06:01Z")
Maybe he was trying hide his cankles.
No, wait that’s Hillary.
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### Author:  [@Lance\_Turbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lance_Turbo)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/9 "2019-05-26T16:21:54Z")
> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Maybe he was trying hide his cankles.
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> No, wait that’s Hillary.
Sick burn.
You fucking nitwit.
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/10 "2019-05-26T16:28:03Z")
It’s the other alternate ending to Big.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/11 "2019-05-26T17:27:48Z")
And his wife is standing right there.
Can anyone imagine Michelle Obama letting Barry out in public looking like a moron? No fucking way. Melania doesn’t give a shit any more, she just shrugs and gets on the plane.
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### Author:  [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/12 "2019-05-26T18:07:11Z")
To be fair to Melania…if she criticizes his outfit, he probably hits her in the face.
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### Author:  [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)
#### Post date: [May 26, 2019, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/13 "2019-05-26T18:24:34Z")
> [@elucidator](#):
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> And his wife is standing right there.
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> Melania doesn’t give a shit any more, she just shrugs and gets on the plane.
She strikes me as someone so fragile and damaged that she can’t think of anything but herself and about how she’s going to get through the next 15 minutes without a dramatic meltdown followed by curling up into a permanent catatonic state.
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### Author:  [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/14 "2019-05-27T00:51:19Z")
John Adams and James Monroe wore wigs. 😃
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### Author:  [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/15 "2019-05-27T00:57:36Z")
C’mon, at least his suit isn’t _tan_!
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### Author:  [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/16 "2019-05-27T00:59:57Z")
> [@LAZombie](#):
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> Maybe he was trying hide his cankles.
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> No, wait that’s Hillary.
I don’t know whether Hillary Clinton wants to hide her ankles or not, but at least she’s shown herself to have the elementary capability of wearing professional-looking pants that cover her ankles without being ridiculously over-long and sloppy-looking.
It doesn’t say much for the guy who got three million fewer votes than she did that he hasn’t even mastered the basics of dressing himself in a professional-looking way for official Presidential appearances.
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### Author:  [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/17 "2019-05-27T01:11:34Z")
He evidently has no one with the temerity to say such things as, “your pants are too long”, or “you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe”.
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### Author:  [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/18 "2019-05-27T02:01:19Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> To be fair to Melania…if she criticizes his outfit, he probably hits her in the face.
Cage match. I’ll put my money on Melania. Donnie wouldn’t have a fucking prayer.
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### Author:  [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/19 "2019-05-27T02:15:49Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> He evidently has no one with the temerity to say such things as, “your pants are too long”, or “you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your shoe”.
Dear god. Soon: Naked Trump.
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2019, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lil-donnie-forgot-his-lifts/834512/20 "2019-05-27T02:28:26Z")
> [@Defensive\_Indifference](#):
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> C’mon, at least his suit isn’t _tan_!
I’m surprised it’s not orange.
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